Game#97 Bloodguard vs The Crowlanders

There’s better things to eat than crow - eating turkey for instance. And there’s worse things than being eaten too. Like what they do with the onion before they eat you :smiley: I’m watching you Halex. And there’s nothing worse than being regarded in a proprietary way by a 5 ton gorilla with an onion and a will to use it :slight_smile:

Turn 0 lads - many of you have seen your finest hour, live like there’s no tomorrow because for some of you, that’s probably about right :smiley:

Cheers and luck to all.

Winsten wun toof

Only a chimp would use onions on turkey, gotta rub in that garlic and baste with butter, what’s a matter with you??? LOL

:slight_smile: Technically I’d say you’re 100% correct. But I’d rather use an onion than butter - number 1 because an onion will hurt more (they certainly make me cry and I only cut them up), and number 2 - because it would only encourage you if I rubbed butter on you :smiley:

Cheers

Winsten wun toof

Oh My Lmao… This could go 50 turns with all this humor going around!

What 50 turns? Is that how many times we can twist the Barbie Girl’s heads before they fall off? Or are you saying that a game of MEPBM is about to break out around my forum botherings? :eek:

Cheers

Winsten wun toof

Well since you bought up the subject, have you tried that new KY jell, LOL Little like that Vicks vapor rub, :slight_smile:

Hopefully you’re not the type that would want to rub butter on me, LOL

Hopefully you’re not the type that will lie around looking like you want me to :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m not quite sure what that last symbol means, I always thought it looked like a sumo in a thong which may be strangely appropriate :slight_smile:

Haven’t heard much from the other BG’s (Barbie girls? Blunt Gits? Bad Girls?) they’re not frightened of the big hairy banana thrower are they? :smiley:

Cheers

Winsten wun toof

They like waiting till they get the 1st turn run, LOL

How very adventurous! They’re not insurance salesmen by any chance? :slight_smile:

They just want to make sure you guys don’t drop out before the turns go in, LOL

Is this a mother issue? My mum didn’t like me, my dog bit me, the townsfolk chased me with burning torches and THAT is why I can’t get a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other! :slight_smile:

At this point I think the freep are more worried about each other than the DS :smiley:

Winsten wun toof

I’d be worried too, if I had you and Terry on my side, LOL

Ahh yes more Fans! It’s tough to play this game and live up to the expectations of my Fans!:wink:

Geez I thought you ARE on my side :smiley:

I guess your first turn’s moves will prove it one way or the other :slight_smile:

Winsten wun toof

yeah somebody is gonna get hurt with them… Barbie Girls think it will be me… But what does a collection of blondes know anyway! :wink:

Well I suppose you’d have to ask yourself the question “What are a bunch of blondes good for?” :smiley:

It may well be a moot point, we might get the chance to turn them into another type of BG (or BeeGees) entirely. You know - the high pitched and squeaky choir boy type :eek:

Winsten wun toof

Assisting the DS to discover their singing talents one snip at a time :smiley:

This coming from a Menudo fan, LOL

Gahuh? What’s a Menudo? Sounds suspiciously like something a metrosexual might put on his face :eek: No product here buddy…

Winsten wun toof

Yeah that’s right, act like you don’t know who Menudo is, probably where you got your banana and onion fetish from, LOL