The blind sorcerer welcomes our new foes and hopes they can supply the following menu items. I’ve been very bored locked away here in the back of Mordor and feel that the current conflict will add some spice- as well as veg and four meats- to our lives.
I am looking forward to slow roasted dwarf, half baked humans and my favourite Elf- rotisserie style, laid upon a bed of sauteed hobbit, all cooked on a huorn log fire with a treant leaf side salad. I am hoping you will oblige with a rapid selection of the above mentioned menu items.
Sure, horse and human pie is a staple of the troops, but the officers have to have only the best.
We are willing to get take-away or even stay abroad and dine in, but by the looks of all the food piling up by the front door, you guys deliver.
Looking forward to a conflict with a memorable death toll, we’ve had some beauties in previous games.
Adrian Elf baiter