This is not intended as a slam. It is, however, intended to be a humorous and emotive request for clarification. So please read it with a good sense of humor – or just leave now.
Okay, this is the third or fourth time I’ve gone scavenging all over the ME Games web site and these forums and I still cannot find a listing of the rules that make a Gunboat game what it is.
Fun things I have discovered about Gunboat games include that apparently it involves “Duos of nations, no diplomacy and other special rules”. Of course, there doesn’t appear to be anyplace where you can actually find out for yourself just what those “Other special rules” might be. I guess it’s sort of a “Double Secret Probation” game. Cool; at least there’ll be beer.
Except then you have things in the startup pack which says that you should read up on the rules to variants like Gunboat before playing in them because you won’t be forgiven mistakes made if they’re part of the special rules for that variant.
So on one hand, I don’t get to know what the rules are to this variant, but on the other hand I’m responsible for knowing them or it’s “too bad so sad” when I make a mistake.
And somewhere in one of these forum posts, Ben “I don’t care about…Michigan” says in Gunboat you need to play to the strengths of your Nations and don’t deviate.
And I found the list of duos…I guess you don’t get to choose. If you play 2950 Gunboat and want the Dwarves, it appears you should be reasonably familiar with what it takes to lead the Dunlendings to victory 'cuz dem’s yer partner.
After that, things are a bit fuzzy.
Of course, the “Which scenario should I play?” section of the web site doesn’t even mention Gunboat. Naturally. Why should I expect a section thusly entitled to have any mention of the type of scenario I might or might not want to play?
Okay, enough with the sideways humor and pot shots at the fine crew at ME Games.
Can someobody please point me at a definitive and authoritative list of rules and variations that makes Gunboat what it is?
Please?
And maybe the ME Games webmaster could take time to put up a link as well?
Please?
Pretty Please?..