Feeble Elf Kissers:
Cease your futile attempts to penetrate my domain. Thousands upon thousands of the dead now lie at the foot of my castle and it doesn’t smell pretty. Please send 10k in gold to Barad Ungol to cover burial costs. Send another 5k if you wish to prepay at a discounted rate for Caranthir and Elatar as they will soon join their bretheren in death.
Ren