Scene : Fades to War Council at Barad-dur.
Urzahil steps boldly into the room, carrying many war papers in both
arms and promptly trips on Carrog, who is fawning at his feet. Papers
go everywhere.
"Carrog you imbecile! Pick up those papers, they are essential for
restoring our Dark Master to his throne". "Now, where have all our
troops gone? I told you to move them to join Dendra's hordes in
enslaving the northmen! And what is that nasty smell, is it you ?".
"I sent them out to get drinks for the BBQ this weekend, what is wrong
O'Delirious One?".
"Carrog you idiot! Arghhhhhh!!!! There are thousands of horsemen
outside the gates and our troops are getting drinks ?"
"Oh, I thought they were the caterers, O'Decrepit One."
"Arghhhhh!!!! Carrog you moron, by the Sauron's hairy nipple, what are
you thinking, they are the accursed plainsmen, you sent Gothmog out
for drinks?"
"He does drink a lot O' duplicitous one, you remember last time?"
<further conversation is interupted by the arrival of breathless Ji
Indur running into the room and tripping over the carpet and falling
onto Urazhil and both land together on the floor, limbs intertwined>
"How long has that carpet been there, I never even saw it!" yelled Ji
Indur, picking himself up and then proceeding trip over Carrog who is
standing behind him.
"Ji you blind fool, put your glasses back on. You always trip on the
carpet" exclaimed Urzahil, shaking his head whilst muttering under his
breath "Sauron save us, he's our best assassin?".
"Urzahil, is it true that the BBQ is on this weekend and I was not
invited, I never get invited. Do I smell or something ? I bathed only
in the last Age"
"So that's the smell!" exclaimed Urzahil. "Great Sauron's hairy black
balls, you are supposed to be adept at concealment but I can smell you
a mile away! Yes there is BBQ and its Gothmog on the menu thanks to
the bumbling Carrog. Now how fast can you get over there and take care
of business and kill the invaders?".
"Ummm, my knife is getting fixed, you remember when I tripped and fell
off your roof last week".
Urzahil glances up at the hole in roof and starts shaking his head
once more........