Greetings fellow inhabitants of Middle earth. Cloud Lord checking in. Sorry for the delay, knives to sharpen, coffins to prepare, you know, routine stuff.
Greetings to all Free players, we on the dark team look forward to much dialogue, and ultimately convincing you to our cause. 
Nice to see a game with early banter, look forward to much more.
Noldo, can I invite Elrond to a party at my place in about 2 weeks time. I trust you will be able to make it !!!
Steve aide de camp to Ji Indur