Me thinks the freeps are worried and scared so they hope that this thread will creep to the back and the rest of Middle Earth won’t know their ineptitude.
I’d have to admit that Jill Idur is the best, I guess it’s my age creeping up on me, it’s hard being thousands of years old and still a sex symbol!
Looks like I burned my birth certificate in one of my first attempts to transfer whater into beer.
Can’t say much about my age, but you’re right we’re old with the difference that you’re a sex-symbol and my face looks like the shrunken-heads I’ve made from our enemies.
Some butterflies whispered me that you need to have a revanche.
Now I’m lying here on my towel in our beauty desert nearby Barad-Dur enjoing the view on my home vulcano.
I’m enjoing this holidays realy, you must know that casting curses so often will tire you out a little bit.
So Dranob and all the other, why you’re disturbing me ?
I wish my beloved Khamulia would be here, so we could have some fun in these really hot desert sun !
Looks like I must interrupt my holidays at this point, I’m not able to doze in the sun while one of your messengers is throwing this gauntlet in the sand nearby my face.
Okay maybe this action will have a good outcome : I won’t get a sunburn !
As you’ve already taken Sauron from me, and now you have Urzahil’s ring; what’s going on? Are you following me around, letting me sway the victim over to me then take him away with your superior beauty?
Well, next time I’m going for Elrond and you leave him alone!!!
Khamulia
Sad not to be able to compete with the fourth of the nine