Me 70

Urzahil,

Me thinks the freeps are worried and scared so they hope that this thread will creep to the back and the rest of Middle Earth won’t know their ineptitude.

I’d have to admit that Jill Idur is the best, I guess it’s my age creeping up on me, it’s hard being thousands of years old and still a sex symbol!

Khamulia

Hi Khamulia,
do you really know how old you are ?

Looks like I burned my birth certificate in one of my first attempts to transfer whater into beer.

Can’t say much about my age, but you’re right we’re old with the difference that you’re a sex-symbol and my face looks like the shrunken-heads I’ve made from our enemies.

In the case it won’t work with Sauron,

Allways yours,

Urzahil

Hi Khamulia and to all the other ivolved players of this game.

I’ve received some mails that the Free are dropping ( at turn 10 ).

I know, we’ve done a fast race and beaten them hard, but I would wish to play further on.

Now I’m asking all of you :

Is it your last word, you won’t play further on ?
And that means all of you ?

I hope to see some answers !

Gerhard

Greetings Warlords,
game 70 is over now !

Some thanks to all the players involved.

Looks like we have to say goodbye to Khamulia, Jill Indur and all the others.

It was some funny-stuff we were able to read here.

Some thanks to Dranob and Zombie Rot that they’ve hold aloft the flag of the Free on this board.

Good gaming, Gerhard ( Gixxer, Urzahil )

Heyja ex-Free-people of ME 70.

Some butterflies whispered me that you need to have a revanche.

Now I’m lying here on my towel in our beauty desert nearby Barad-Dur enjoing the view on my home vulcano.

I’m enjoing this holidays realy, you must know that casting curses so often will tire you out a little bit.

So Dranob and all the other, why you’re disturbing me ?

I wish my beloved Khamulia would be here, so we could have some fun in these really hot desert sun !

Looks like I must interrupt my holidays at this point, I’m not able to doze in the sun while one of your messengers is throwing this gauntlet in the sand nearby my face.

Okay maybe this action will have a good outcome : I won’t get a sunburn !

So let’s do it again !!

What!!!
Beloved Khamulia???
What about the ring on my finger?

Babes,

I’m in holidays, so please forgive me.

I’m old enough, I think an experience of more than 10000 years should be enough to have some fun with both of you.

Unfortunately ( for me ) one of these damned Free-horseman came to me and throwed a glove in the sand nearby my towel.

On the first glance I’ve thought :

What is this guy wanting from me !

Not much to read here only one word :

REVENGE

I told the messenger :

" I’ve already told you that your kings will get their revenge, so why you’re disturbing my holidays again ?

Should I try to collect gloves instead of shriking-heads ? "

I’ve decided to cut up his head and make him a shrunken-head.
Looks nice between all the others !

Why these Free aren’t respecting my private-sphere ?

Allways yours, Urzahil

Jill Indur,

As you’ve already taken Sauron from me, and now you have Urzahil’s ring; what’s going on? Are you following me around, letting me sway the victim over to me then take him away with your superior beauty?

Well, next time I’m going for Elrond and you leave him alone!!!

Khamulia
Sad not to be able to compete with the fourth of the nine

Well, well,
I think I can spare a leg or so from our dearest Urzahil.
As for Elrond, I don’t think I like those pointy ears.

Dear Ladies,

I know that I have on of the most beautyfull bodies of Middle Earth,

wrong !

I know that I have the most beautyfull body in ME.

Take a close look on these muscles under my robe.

"Hey, not so close !!! "—

" So why you want to take a leg from this perfect-body ? "

I think,
it should remain in one piece, without cutting something from me.

"What do you think of some inflatable Urzahil-dolls, so you both will have something from me. "

These two babes are too dangerous for me,
they want to cut me into pieces !

"Hi Daddy my old devil,
do you have a secure place where I can hide for a while ? "

And this is the end of the story of Khamulia and Urzahil !

To be continued in a ME-game comming soon !

I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this stuff !

ME 70 is over now !!!

I like to thank all the players, especially Scott Moyes ( my beloved Khamulia ) and Darren Beyer ( our team-captain ).

Let’s have some fun in future games !

Gerhard ( Gixxer )