Me 80

Dear Elf kissing FP:
I love how all your icons are lined up on the road like cattle being led to the slaughter house.Do you not see how futile your cause is?Our troops are now pouring into the gap by the thousands.Your NM and EO troops in the East of Mordor are cut off and surrounded.The Easterlings will take that MT but that is as deep into Mordor as they can pass.Keep coming, there is plenty of room for mass graves.

Dendra
Giggling at what’s in store for you:p

Geez Dendra…I’m glad I’m playing DS with you in another game where Mordor hasn’t been breached…if this DS is about to take over the world, than game 66 will be over in a few hours, eh? :wink:

The Newly Free’d Enion
ps - I still don’t understand Jacques’ Hinglish…

I’m just trying to get Mordor back on it’s feet.I’m not denying you kicked the crap out of us the first few turns but that’s over now.And according to my new Minister of Information “There are no Free People troops in Mordor” or so he assures me.

Dendra
PS-I can’t understand Jaques either

May be my English isn’t good enough but let me make it plain and simple for you.

Dendra! I am about to open the pass, I will open it so wide that it will be called Ithil highway from now on. :smiley:

Dragon Lord:What happen at Dol Guldur is this another DS brilliant strategy transfering MT to the FP? :confused:

The Dragon Lord is about to loose is brand new capital to the Easties.

Oh! BTW in case you did not get it from is posting the Dun is now FP :wink: he has seen the light, but he still get on my nerve from time to time. :cool:

Tarondor
leader of the MFFM(movement for a Free Mordor)

Well, as long as Jaques is the “leader” of the FP we will always have a chance.:stuck_out_tongue:

Dendra

Dream on Dendra! Deam on:D
When you wake up it’ll be too late:cool:
Tarondor

To whomever the new ruler of the Noldo nation is:

Gildor’s head rests on a pike alongside Elladan and Elrond. They look so sad…

Joel/Cloud Lord

Hey Tarondor! How do you spell that in French? My wife is sending your wife an invite for some stupid and futile charity event, something about war orphans (ladies…:rolleyes: ) and doesn’t want to cause an “international” like the last time when you had us over for tea and she used her napkin to…well, anyway… RSVP!

Enion

You should get that charity going, there are going to be alot more orphans this turn when you are slaughtered in the Pass.
Dendra

Enion, talk to your wife she will need to finda new charity, by the end of this turn the Ithil will be open for circulation again and we will make the connection to the Morrannon scenic road soon

Tarondor
President of NG Pavement Co.
:smiley:

Dendra: What’s this Pass you’re talking about? Pasture maybe…?

Tarondor: Good to hear. She hates children. How about Books for Blockheads? Or will this require complicated diplomatic exchange arrangements with the DS, it’s only real target?

Enion the Educator

ouch! it hurts!
I must be doing things right to get so much attention;)

Tarondor
Light of Gondor:cool:

You’ll be saying ouch it hurts alot more frequently now.:slight_smile:
Dendra

Glad you DS were able to get some neutrals to join your camp :wink:

That will give some flavor to this game:p

Ok you weant Minas Ithil but you will have to fight for it, you brought your two wyrns for me to play with:eek: but you will need a little more than that:cool:

You want Harad to come and rescue Mordor. He stop short as well as did his navy. :rolleyes:

I said ouch last turn but I will not say it again Dendra:D

Tarondor
Light of Gondor

Hi, I’m Enion, leader of the Clans of the Dunlendings. My people are situated just west of the southern end of the Misties. We’re a considerate people, always holding the door for the person behind us and leaving nice tips for elderly breakfast waitresses at run down diners. If you’re ever in the neighbourhood, feel free to drop on by Larach Du…I always forget how to spell that place…anyway, we keep our kettles on the coals and butter a mean slice of toast. That’s all, hope to see you in about 16 weeks or so.

Enion, Waiting on the Fourth Age

Haruth Ramam,
You are not a nice person attacking these poor innocent people
and destroying Tir Ethraid.

We are quite upset with your attitude but we are ready to forgive you if you surrender your capital to us and send your eldest son as hostage. If not we will be force to declare war upon your barbaric nation

Tarondor
Light of the free people :mad:

To the leader of the Noldo whoever it may be,

Corsairs thought it a good idea to quicken the departures of the Elves to the West. Not a good game for the Noldo. The rivers run red in your land.

Now perhaps it time for the Sinda elves to move on too.

To the rest of the goodie-two-shoe Free People: You have failed to break Mordor. You haven’t even kicked Witch-king out of Angmar yet!! We now have dragons and our agents are becoming more capable and numerous.

-Cloud Lord

Don’t worry Cloudy we will breack in again and again :stuck_out_tongue:

You have stop me with the help of a few dragons and lots of agents but there is more coming down on you DS don’t think that Harad will save you they are only delaying the inevitable. Mordor will fall

Tarondor
the Great:cool:

The Witch King is back after a long silence. I should have been well on my way to full recovery by now but after the early thrashing I suffered some dissent among the ranks–commanders not following orders and such. The offenders have been tortured and order is restored. With Argeleb at my capitol again, these next few turns should be challenging…maybe.

Stupid of me to allow Durkarian to get kidnapped. Noldo, you want to ransom him? I’ll pay.

What’s the matter with the Easties? They don’t want to come and play too? That’s right, just sit at 3822, I’m sure nothing bad will happen to you.

Dendra