Freeps,
The big cheese, DonCloudy, has authorized me to play my favorite hustle - the shell game !
What's under the Mirkwood icons - big army or small ?! Round and round the icons go, on which pops (Eothraim, Sinda, or
Woodmen) will they show ???
Big Ed Khamul
And the Witching Hour is at hand. Not many surprises from our most honorable adversaries.
Will the Witch King make it to turn 10?? Question that should be asked is will Arthedain??
Cardolan, you might want to name a com, “Evinrude” so that he can power that navy downstream…just kidding. Get the kinks worked out on naval movement?
WK95
Hey Witchypoo, moving off your own turf just makes you easier to kill. While your armies are wasting their time on our turf nobody is home to defend yours. Be seeing you real soon. 
Regards Herman (Scribe and Court Jester to Argeleb II)
Help help I’m being repressed!
Ah, free armies on three of my six starting population centers. And gosh, if I’d moved armies to shield… everything would have been exactly the same. What idiot down at the plannning board stuck my populace right on North Gondor’s doorstep? Wasn’t I supposed to have a city or two nestled away in the heart of Mordor?
I feel like the pop-up critter in Whack-a-Mole.
Hoarmurath
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Don Palmer
[b]Freeps,
The big cheese, DonCloudy, has authorized me to play my favorite hustle - the shell game !
And the frees have decided to play our favorite hustle-the nutcracker. Bring your thin walled pecan shell game anywhere,run home if you desire,or run around hiding in the woods. It avails you not , the nut-cracker is coming for you.
Pecans+evaporated milk+brown sugar=pralines. Since you will supply the first item we’ll supply the rest. You will make a nice snack on the way to the real fight.
Crunch Crunch - the sound of the nutcracker coming for you O’ smelly cheese. Referring to the drg.l. and cheese in the same sentence is an insult to cheese. From now on you are the Big Velveeta.
Eoder ( designated heckler of the second house)
Oh goodie, I just adore pralines. Ooooh, we can make pecan pie, too. That and a tall glass of milk should hit the spot.
Big Ed’s adviser, Count Floyd had this to say on hearing of a
giant nutcracker and praline scheme by the Free.
" Very , very scary, boys and girls !!! And tonite’s Free feature is
going to cause you to howl - in laughter ! That’s right kids, the Free scare-a-thon starts with - ‘Gidget Hunts For Truffles’, so hang on to your seats…"
Big Ed Khamul
you better hang on to your truffles, as we plan on cutting them up just like your extremely confusing opening moves. No finesse here boys,just a plain old pounding is coming your way.
eoder
We the Dark do hearby formally request a fruit cake and cookie from each free who partakes in our pecans.
Yes they are delicious, but they are full of so much fat.
Speaking of Fat. North Gondor, would you kindly vacate the world. your lease is up and we have new residents who have already paid for you lands, so please get out!
If you leave within the next few weeks, we promise to return your security refund.
If you however, choose to stay beyond your end date, we will have to send our collection agent-cy after you.
Getting screwed with the door hop position is frustrating. Please stay off my door mat (Minas Ithil) if you be so kind.
In other news, I’ve just got to say good play free! I can see this will be a very exciting game (or a short one if we don’t step up), and hopefully we can give you a bit of a run for your money.
Have a good one,
Ren The Unclean (mostly because people keep bothering him).
Ren,
Don’t tease the nice Mr. Gondor. He looks tame, but you may lose an arm or a leg if you get too close. (Anyone have a tranquilizer gun?)
Hoarmurath
That’s Poo- Witch to you pal!! Sure thing…no one is home…come on in…hehehehe
Merashond
Originally posted by herman
[b]Hey Witchypoo, moving off your own turf just makes you easier to kill. While your armies are wasting their time on our turf nobody is home to defend yours. Be seeing you real soon.Regards Herman (Scribe and Court Jester to Argeleb II)
Ren,
Don’t worry about the Gondors, the life expectancy of their army commanders is very, very short. They’ll soon be begging to get off your property!
So you guys want a war, eh? Trying to muscle out the IK is downright unfriendly, and shall not be tolerated. We weren’t the ones who broke the peace, but we don’t let any body mess with our “family”!
By the way Ren, where’s that smelly dumb cat you used to hang out with?
Ji Indur,
“Cleaner” for the Dark Lord