Sorry I forgot,
you asked me about your outfit and I haven’t answered.
Yes, you’re looking like a dwarf now !
Not pretty as always !
You want to chop down some of our heads ?
Hmm, take the chop-suey from the freezer, you won’t get more !
Bye, Gixxxer
( Triple X for the super-hero in me )
My dear Freezy Pop
My war plans are almost complete. Unfortunately, your fortress is albiet unaccessible to my armies as the Dog most likely will not let me pass by unmolested, or at least without a sniff. Thus, I will begin excavations immediately & should reach you soonest & then perhaps you can tell me how you intended to support that silly little castle of yours with no basement! Dusty & Rotten my Foot!!!
Keep the ice cold there frosty, this time we meet & party & no handbag will be able to contain my ego after I’m thru!
< Squire!! More Ale!!! & tell the men we dig south to Durthang tonight!!! Ah - ha hah ha!!! The Ice man awaits our axes!!!
Bain - King of the Dwarven Army Under Middle Earth
Oh Yeah,
I’m still quaking and shivering because of this dwarven-thread !
Huhuhu ! I’m fearing these dwarves !
Mom, please help me there are some ugly small, smelling creatures with long beards out there and they want to catch me
( and not to forget they have a Ninja-dwarf with them ( killing himself when using both weapons) ) !
I guess it would be enough to throw my ice-cubes against your forces to win the battle !
Ha, ha
Always Yours !
Gixxxer
( triple X for the super-hero in me )
Perhaps there Frosty, you’re shivering from to much snow on the castletop ( if there is such a thing in Mordor )
I’m thinking perhaps you & Adunaphel can hold a prettiest ring of Middle Earth competition. You know, show off your precious to each other & slobber over who has the best looking piece of ice on theirs.
Meanwhile, we’re still diggin’
More ale! We ride at dawn!!
Bain - King of the Dwarven Empire Under Middle Earth
Heyja Adunaphel,
looks like this little mole has some good ideas from time to time.
Some nice “games” with my ice-cubes involved, not a bad idea ( do you remember 9 1/2 weeks with Kim Bassinger ( I hope you’re looking like her at this time, otherwise we need the towel ).
Could have been mine !
More suggestions like this, please !
Looks like there is not much of " precious " we will see from that Ninja-mole, it’s too tiny ( it’s a dwarf ) !
Oh yes, I know the axe that’s your " precious " part of the boddy !
Ha, Ha !
Have fun !
Gixxxer
Corsairs checking in. I’d love to here from anyone who has interest. I’d especially like to talk to Harad, QA, SG, and EA for obvious reasons. Let’s have a fun game.
Jonathan
jshushan@aol.com
Hi Jonathan,
only a short, but warm wellcome from the DS at this place.
I guess, our emissaries are already on the road to visit you for negotiations !
Good gaming !
Gixxxer
There goes the Ice Cube again, making fun of the vertically challenged race & using the ‘s’ word.
Bain - The tallest Dwarf in Middle Earth
To out do my adversary
A hardy greetings to the mighty nation of the Corsairs from the Dwarven Empire, currently the lone ambassador & emissary here upon this forum representing the Free Peoples of Middle Earth ( grumble, grumble ). A toast to you & your fine nation from the halls of Khaza-dum!
Emissaries have been dispatched to your capitol in hopes of a fine greeting upon this eve of the Free Peoples war against the Dark Servants.
Yours in service
Bain - King of the Dwarven Empire Under Middle Earth
Jees!!
I leave for a minute, and what happens - Short, little, stumpy dwarves get delusions of granduer. Well, it had to happen now because once their severe butt whoopen starts, they won’t be able to crawl out of their little holes to even talk!!!
Sorry bain, I “DO HAVE THE HANDBAG OF DEATH!” I’ll be bringing it up to get you soon. I might just have you as my foot worshipper, someone to clean and massage my feet after a long day of kicking some free booty.
Adunaphel,
Bearer of Khamulia’s “Handbad of Death”
Yeah,
fun on the vertically, I guess you never had it !
You haven’t invented the iron-condom up to know ?
Oh, I know not necessary !
Your dwarven-wifes, with the beards, are so ugly that you won’t get the right feeling to *** ! eeh !
The only reason why you’re population isn’t one of the rare-arts is :
it’s dark there in this earth-holes ! -
The “S”-word, what do you mean ?
Have fun !
Gixxxer
Little known facts of Middle Earth Vol I
In the beginning of Hoarmurath’s career, before his latter day fame and fortune, he played the part of “The Chicken Lord”, a struggling young actor. In those early days he could not afford his future “Ring of Power” and had to content himself with the lesser “Ring of Effervescence”. He appeared in such C-Grade films as “Eat my Drumstick” and “Plucked and Stuffed”. But it wasn’t until he swapped his trademark “Ring of Effervescence” for the “5th Ring of Power”, and changed his name to the Ice King that he landed his most memorable role in “Gone in 60 seconds……… a love story”. His latest film sees him return to the short film genre, and involves lots of pointy implements, a few twists, and a surprise ending. Don’t miss “Dain does Durthang”……….
Here at last Gerhard. Let the games begin :-J
Winsten Wun Toof
You’re the Lord of rings, I guess !
Knowing so much about the different rings !
How much of them you’ve pierced in your ear ?
I guess you pierced most of them in your tounge, otherwise you won’t be able to write me something like this !
Heyja Rob,
a really warm wellcome from me at this board !
Nice to have you here " El Capitano … " !
So let’s have an amazing game and a lot’s of fun here !
You’re playing the Gondorians ( both ) ?
Can you imagine ?
We’ve got a plan to do it much better than the last time and the “last game” it takes ten turns ! Ha, Ha !
Have fun !
Gixxxer !
Ahh the beautiful if yet seldom seen Adunaphel has graced me with a message. Please, do not confuse me with a former Lord from Arnor. I Fear no personal accessory of yours!
This here King, stumpy legs & all, is ready to come a sailing, if necessary, to show you how high this dwarf can kick! I guess it to be about Nazgul high!! Hmmmmmm, perhaps a small side tunnel to Lugarlur can be dug as well! Shouldn’t be too difficult. Just a right turn at Alberquerque & well la!!! Dwarven Cavalry on your front lawn, ale in one hand, axe in the other! No personal accessories needed. Just a lot of choppin’
hey Icy - ‘s’ for SHORT !!! In height only! Tall in Tales, Love & Ego!
Bain - King of the Dwarven Empire Under Middle Earth
>[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gixxer
[b]You’re the Lord of rings, I guess !
>Knowing so much about the different rings !
No. You should read more books.
Little known facts of Middle Earth Vol II
… in Sauron’s mind a vision of the future did take shape. And with fell magics he wrought his vision upon the Middle Earth. First came the “rings of power”, handsome creations of precious metals and gems. When his mighty labours were complete, Sauron did hug himself joyfully, and did bibe much cafe latte with his poetry reading classmates. Then it was suggested that such glorious creations should be accessorised, and so Sauron wrought the “handbags of power”. 9 there were, bright and colourful, with partitions for makeup, credit cards, and shopping. And then in a moment of pure genious, Sauron did conceive of the potent - “girdle of power”, adventurous “Mini skirt of Power”, and the playful as a kitten “Lingerie of Power”. Giddy as a schoolgirl he did launch his fashion war upon the Middle Earth…
>You’re playing the Gondorians ( both ) ?
Yes I am playing the Gondorians… both of them. I’m also as it happens playing the Arthedain, Sinda, and the Dwarves. I’m playing the Noldo, Cardolan and all the other freep. I’m also playing the Easterling, Dunlendings and Rhudaur. In actual fact I’m the “Agent Smith” of Middle Earth. To be honest, the only positions I’m not playing are the Dark Servants (they’re all pod people anyway) Every other place you turn - I will be there 
>Can you imagine ?
We’ve got a plan to do it much better than the last time and the “last game”
??? aaah, make mudpies and wash your Barbies?
Winsten Wun Toof
Heyja my little mole,
don’t amuse us too much !
The dwarven cavalry would be an amusing sight!
But sailing dwarves ?!
I guess it will take a long, long time to free you guys from the rigging !
Do you wan’t that I’m laughing myself to death ?
I guess that’s your plan ! eeeh!!!
Always yours !
Gixxxer
My dear ringmaster,
you forgot the “ring of fools” ( Llittle known facts of Middle Earth part III ) !
I guess you’re already in possession of it !
And you’re using it !
Have fun with this ring !
Always Yours !
Gixxxer
Jeepers Creepers,
What is going on here?
What’s all this one person playing the whole freep team?
What about the stumpies? Bain obviously thinks he’s in the contest, maybe the gondorians, etc… didn’t look down and therefore didn’t see him.
What ring are we talking about? Gixxxer is right if it’s the ring of confusion, Bain will have that. He seems awfull confused to me.
I think you ought to talk to each other, at least a little bit. That way, maybe, just maybe, ya’ll might just last longer than 10 turns this time.
Adunaphel
Buzzing filled Winsten’s ears, growing louder, louder. Damned those flies, his nose wrinkled. Only one thing could create such a gathering - Addunyphul. (Oh no I stirred the pot and look what popped out
>QUOTE]Originally posted by SMoyes
[b]Jeepers Creepers,
>What is going on here?
It’s that DS cheer leader thing again. Right foot, left foot, chew gum, toss hair, giggle…. Right Foot, left foot…….
>What’s all this one person playing the whole freep team?
… chew gum, toss hair, giggle, right foot…
>What ring are we talking about? Gixxxer is right if it’s the ring of confusion, Bain will have that. He seems awfull confused to me.
I put it down to the smell. One might say it’s a fairly dangerous level to be on when you’re a stumpy… next to Goblin Gate.
>I think you ought to talk to each other, at least a little bit. That way, maybe, just maybe, ya’ll might just last longer than 10 turns this time.
You really think I’ll need the others then? Thanks for the advice Adunnyphul, but I thought the DS would do half of my work for me
Winsten Wun Toof
>
Originally posted by Gixxer
[b]My dear ringmaster,
you forgot the “ring of fools” ( Llittle known facts of Middle Earth part III ) !I think you mean ship of fools, and daisy chain of DS doofus’s
>I guess you’re already in possession of it !
I am full to overflowing of it mate………. Charm, wit, I can dance, I can sing….
>And you’re using it !
Caught me there, stop it I’m blushing
>Always Yours !
Oh no don’t bring me into this. No egg layers in my family. That silly red wobbly thing on top of your head (the bigger silly red wobbly thing on your shoulders) means your Daddy was another Chicken.
Winsten Wun Toof
Gixxxer [/b]