Greetings fellow warlords, dark servants & potential allies
This time around the game will certainly Not start off with a whimper
Good Luck all
Mike M
Greetings Warlords !
Let’s have fun with this new game !
Some special greetings to our Neutrals, I hope we will have fun with some hard negotiations about …!
As always don’t believe a word from the Free, I know them, you can’t trust them !
Each individual of this Free is able to tell you more lies about us, than all emis in the whole game when trying to spread rumors !
Good gaming for all !
Have fun !
Gixxxer
( triple X, for the super-hero in me )
Hi Rob,
do we have a date here El Capitano… ?
See you on the battle-field !
Gixxxer
( Triple X, for the super-hero in me )
greetings one and all,
from the empire of Rhudaur
We are looking forward to receiving emmissaries from both sides and can be reached via theeternal@ntlworld.com
Arfanhil
aka Alan
Greetings to the mighty nation of Rhudaur !
Greetings Arfanhil,
our emissaries will reach you soon.
Let’s have some fun here at the board !
You’re comming from Scotland ?
So please tell from which direction the rain is comming now ?
Have had some nice days there at Scotland and some days without rain !
Nice to meet you !
Gixxxer
( Triple X, for the super-hero in me ! )
rather strangely we’ve actually enjoyed a rather sunny day here in Scotland, probably won’t last no doubt the rain will be falling from all directions by tomorrow.
Maybe it’s all those Germans over for the World Bowl who brought the sunshine with them?
Al
Greetings to all from the Great Nation of the Dwarven Empire of Middle Earth. We call ourselves an Empire as our far flung digs have taken us across the northern reaches of these lands. Our next ‘Big Dig’ is planned expansion into those mountains of Mordor & beyond. We hear that room there is a bit tight, a few dogs roaming free & the weather is frightfully hot at times, but we stout warriors shall prevail. Not about to let a few dusty old Nazgul stand in the way.
To the great nations of Haradwaith, Rhuduar, Dunlending, the Corsairs & Easterlings, the Dwarven Empire greets you with a fair hello & invites you to the halls of Khaza-dum to lift a few ales in celebration in our victory for the free peoples of Middle Earth, the Dark Servants are already dead, they just don’t know it!! Please join us in this celebration & the spoils of war & adventure as well as the glory of victory shall be shared to all who side with the free.
Glory of Victory < raises tankard of ale >!
Bain - King of the Dwarven Empire Under Middle Earth
Greetings Arfanhil,
Do not let the sly words of that Gixxer ( he should use only 2 x’s & save some for the rest of us ) sway you so easily. The Free never lie, except when embellishing tales of conquest over them Dark Servants. An emmisary shall be dispatched immediatly to your halls to hopefully be received in good standings.
I beleive I might be of assistance in stating that we here on the U.S. East Coast ( that little place called Connecticut ) have been lucky enough to receive two Junes worth of rain so far. Very soggy here. However, our spirits are bright as we begin this new test of wills amongst us.
Yours in service
Bain - the Dwarven Empire
Mike M - CT. , USA
Hail All (yes even you freeps)!!!
Adunaphel here, and believe me, when I’m here, I’m really here!!! I want to wish an especially warm welcome to the Corsairs, Harad, Easterlings, Dunlendings and Rhudaur. Join us, it’s really warm here (it’s always warm where ever I am, just ask old Gixxxer), and with you on our side, we’ll fanquish those elf loving war mongers. For we of the nine, are not warmongers, our Lord Sauron is the very essence of what everyone calls an “Equal Opportunity Employer”. Just look at the nine, it covers the whole spectrum, from the beautiful (me) to the extremely ugly (Hoarmurath). Now look at the elves, they just want pretty boys. They only tolerate the ugly dwarves (have you ever seen a dwarven woman without a beard? I think NOT!) because they bring them pretty trinkets. And just look at what the free stand for, truth and justice. Is that all there is in life? What about parties? What about getting extremely drunk and picking up the local barmaid? (No barmaid for you, Angamaite darling, I’m here for you, and you too, Ossim Rallah baby) Think about it, a month long kegger at Minas Anor with Elrond the serving boy bringing us mugs of ale. We will have Bain as our waitress, bringing us platters full of roast Tarondor (I know he’ll taste like chicken). Just imagine the fun. Or, join the boring free and never party again.
Adunaphel
Fox of Middle Earth
Ha, ha, ha
do you really think that the emissaries from the Corsairs, Dunlendings, Harad, Easterlings and Rhudaur wants to need to bend down while walking through you tunnels ?
Welcome at Mordor,
you won’t have do bend down while moving through well-climated passages to your suites.
The suites are for sure climated, will have a big bar ( instead of this mini-bars ( I guess this dwarfs have mini,mini-bars ), a vibrating bed with a size of 3 X 3 m and if you want with some really nice girls ( or boys, demons, that depends on you ).
For sure it’s all inclusive and without costs for you !
Please let us know where our dragons should take you up for this Mordor-vacation !
The Ice-cube
Try to drink
HOOOO,
looks like my " this time maybe the prettiest " is back !
Heyja Scott,
nice to have you back here.
I hope you have enough H2O2 for your “babe-watch-girl”.
The prettiest and the uggliest !?
Be fair, I have a wonderfull haired body ( what’s about the Dog-lord ) and I have two tails !
That’s a little bit more than the others have ( he, he ) !
Have fun !
Gixxxer
( Triple X for the super-hero in me )
Looking on the weather,
Germany will be a desert in nearer future.
But I’m the king of the ice-cubes, I always will have a lot of them to cool my drinks !
Have fun !
Gixxxer
( Triple X for the super-hero in me ! )
Heyja my rotten zombie !
Do we have a Bain rotting in his caves ?
Now I know why you can’t invite some emissaries from the Neutrals.
Must be a horrible stank there down in your caves but maybe all dwarves are smelling like this rotten-one.
It’s an advantage for us we will smell your armies and so it’s much easier for us to detect you pop-centers and burn them, even without a map !!
Have fun !
Gixxxer
( Triple X for the super-hero in me )
Not that we’re fearing your armies
Ah yes indeed, the pretty one has arrived again ( hopefully handbagless )
My dear Icemeister our halls are amongst the tallest in all of Middle Earth. Whilest your great castles can certainly boast of vaulted ceilings, being above ground still limits the true archetural possibilities. Why you only have to look to Moria to see how vast & deep we Dwarves can really carve the stone. So there is no need to frighten all those free loving yet undecided potential allies out there into thinking they will be entertained in dusty old caves. We entertain grandly within the Dwarven empire!
Speaking of entertainment, Since when do the dead party?!? Perhaps you speak of the illusion of such grand things but please!!! We dwarves invented ALE & PARTYING!!! We even drink during battle! It adds to the thirst! Yes , my friends the elves do enjoy that weak wine stuff, but a good ale, a stout pony & a broad axe makes for a fine nights outing!! You just have to be careful on how you drink & ride, don’t want to spill any ale to the ground.
Off to plan my first party!
Bain - King of the Dwarven Empire Under Middle Earth
Oh a new outfit,
not a rotting Bain anymore ?
But what should it be, a dwarve ?
or a Harley-Davidson-biker ?
or maybe a dwarve riding a Harley ?
I hope you know that you can’t use motobikes instead of mounts.
I’m sure you don’t know about this, you’re a Frep.
Oh I forgot, dwarven Cavalry it’s impossible you don’t have Shetland-ponies there in your caves.
One suggestion : use robe ladders to reach the saddle !
And please send me a photo when your army is dismounting from the horses, could be amusing !-
( He, he, only the imagination is really amusing, some dwarves astride their steeds and not knowing how to reach the secure ground !
One tip : Let them fall out of the saddles, also in the case they will reach the ground with their head first, there’s not much to damage inside )
Your halls under the earth they should be impressive ?
What can you offer in this halls except for bad air ?
Some drunken dwarfes ?
Dig your earth-holes my little mole, but don’t dig them too deep in the Earth maybe you’ll find some more of us !
Have fun !
Gixxxer
( Triple X for the super-hero in me )
Greetings Brian,
a first wellcome from the DS !
Our emissaries will reach you soon !
Bye,
Gixxxer
( Triple X for the super-hero in me )
Very well my good ice cube maker I have changed my image, hopefully more to your liking, not that I am out to please any Dark Servant.
Please note that I included my axe in the picture, just wanted you to see what I will be using to chop down a few of those Nazgul heads with. Yes , I my need a little boost up to do so but height is irrelevant when your opponent is upon the ground.
To Glory & Victory!
Bain - King of the Dwarven Empire Under Middle Earth
Yeah, the ice-cube-maker is back !
Someone in the South interested in ice-cubes ?
You may need them to cool your drinks !
My delivery-service is well organized and you will have the ice-cubes soon after purchasing them !-
The little mole got a new outfit again, now we have a Ninja-dwarf !
A battle-axe and a sword !
Are you shure you won’t cut your own bones when using it ?
" The empire under Middle-Earth ", OooH I’m impressed ( really )!
Please stay there in your earth-holes and don’t bore us any longer with this “dwarven-empire”-stuff.
Always Yours !
Gixxxer
( Triple X for the super-hero in me )
P. S.
Yes the handbag, I forgot.
We found it back ! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah !