Hi Winsten,
D-G-E-H-N-T-L-I-I-H
Ha perfect, are you now satisfied Winsten !
Sorry, in the case I shot over the target, wasn’t my intention !
Sometimes this style of Australian humour is not so usual for me !
Good Gaming,
Gixxxer
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Originally posted by Gixxer
[b]Hi Winsten,>D-G-E-H-N-T-L-I-I-H
Ga-huh? Sorry I have no idea what you’re talking about. Luckily I’m in good company with the other 5 billion earthlings who are similarly confused??
>Sometimes this style of Australian humour is not so usual for me !
Easy once you get the hang of it. Basically it’s pretty heavy handed. If someone else is getting a pizzling, it’s good fun
>Good Gaming,
You too, and luck to the team.
Winsten Wun Toof
Gixxxer [/b]
Hi Winsten,
I’ve tried to spell “gently”, can’t you read it ?!
But sometimes I’m able to spell and understand it correctly, but only sometimes !
Ha, Ha
Have fun !
Gixxxer
Adunaphel Here,
Freeps, sometimes even we don’t know what Gixxxer is saying. We just know that when he’s drooling he wants to kill some freeps. So, we drag him in front of all the freep women we capture (although, he doesn’t (and I don’t blame him) like those bearded dwarven women) and he starts drooling and then he’ll go off and kill someone. It’s simple, effective and it does get rid of some of the more troublesome freeps.
Adunaphel,
One of the holders of Gixxxer’s leash (Jill and Khamulia are the other ones, with Jill having the shortest leash)
Gixxxer on a leash ?
Looks like this chicks have some unrealizable illusions.
What are you dreaming at night ?
No, better you don’t tell me about it or we will be censored soon !
“ME 1650 G94, only for adults, banned for young people !”–
Drooling, Me ?!
I’m not a drooling bull-dog !
Only in the seldom cases when my senses are hitting upon some sensuoussly intoxicating beauty ( I don’t mean dwarven women with this words ! ), maybe you’ll see a drop of slaver on my fangs !
And my first thoughts they’re of course not "which is the best way to kill her, rather than I’m thinking “where’s the next bedroom or would the carpet be enough ?”
The killing-thought, they’re comming later, always when they want to have maintenance for all the sweet, little predators.
It should be an honour for them ( still beginning to rage ) …
Have fun and some blood on your fang !
Gixxxer
Dear DS, with all this talk about you lot biting people, it got me to thinking which of you I should pull the fangs out of first. Then what would you do without any teeth? I suppose you’d have to suck everyone to death 
As a side line, would that mean your orcs would have to take the fangs off their shields and replace them with a big set of lips? Hey stop it, I’m frightening myself – ha ha. Hey maybe we were mistaken about the “eye of Sauron”, maybe it’s really just a very badly drawn pout? But why have a “Mouth of Sauron” then? Oh and by the way, which bit of Sauron are the rest of you? Don’t worry Gixxxer, I can guess what you do for a day job
Keep thinking happy thoughts until Thursday.
Winsten Wun Toof
Hey Winsten,
where is the everything repeating parrot ?
Or are you really able to write in full sentences ?
Ha, Ha you want to have one of my fangs, pardon you’re believing you already have one of my fangs.
Someone must have sold you a bad immitation of this wonderfull fangs, otherwise it’s not understandable what you’re talking about or the last beer was one too much and delirium tremens is near.
Another explanation could be that the compulsive desire to win this game is showing it’s consequences and Winsten is living in a dream-world far beyond reality now.
I’ve heard in such cases it would be helpfull for the affected person to speak further on.
Okay Winsten, give us some more of this, in the hope we will able to cure you soon !
By the way did you heard of Hoarmuraths deadly kiss ?
Have Fun !
Gixxxer
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Originally posted by Gixxer
[b]Hey Winsten,
where is the everything repeating parrot ?
Or are you really able to write in full sentences ?Hey just let me make sure you can walk before we try running
>Ha, Ha you want to have one of my fangs, pardon you’re believing you already have one of my fangs.
I picked it up in a souvenir shop in Harad. I thought it was a Hoarmurath action figure… but it turned out to be a lucky koala turd (hey if you can believe this, the Japanese love buying transparent plastic koala keyrings with an authentic koala dunger in the middle of them, apparently it’s good luck! Hey my bloody new dog has made my yard into Japanese Nirvana
> Someone must have sold you a bad immitation of this wonderfull fangs,
Actually I couldn’t tell the difference
>Another explanation could be that the compulsive desire to win this game is showing it’s consequences and Winsten is living in a dream-world far beyond reality now.
Ha ha, just keep flapping those gums
>By the way did you heard of Hoarmuraths deadly kiss ?
That depends on whether you’ve heard of Winsten’s hairy butt!
>Have Fun !
I’m afraid the pleasure would be all yours
Cheers
Winsten Wun Toof
Gixxxer [/b]
Heyja Winsten,
with the hairy butt you mean this ugly thing right in the middle of your shoulders, right ?
Have Fun !
Gixxxer
Gentlemen,
Now, this thing has degenerated far enough, I think. Don’t you? I think we should get back to talking about the contest and not body parts (unless of course, the parts that are going to be put on a stick as we rampage through the freep pop centers).
So, we’ll talk about death and destruction, war and mayhem, how bad or good everyone is doing, and keep this thread out of the censor section (is there one?).
Adunaphel
after an almost constant stream on inane rubbish i was hoping after the results were in someting of real interest may have been posted, so far nothing…
in fact this is the quietest i’ve seen things, what’s up folks no one manage to achieve anything of worth this time out?
Surely someone must have something to gloat about?
Come on entertain Rhudaur with your stories of glorious victories.
Al
My Dear Rhudaur,
I can tell you that the mighty FK took Minas Ithil (along with the Dark Lieutenants) and hold the key to the Ithil. Now those worthless Gondorians decide they want it back and bring three armies to battle us. The battle will be bloody. The battle will be furious. The battle will most likely end in a furious, bloody stalemate with the FK still holding Minal Ithil!!!
Ren, and Adunaphel
that’s exactly what i had in mind, more please!!
A
Originally posted by SMoyes
[b]My Dear Rhudaur,>I can tell you that the mighty FK took Minas Ithil (along with the Dark Lieutenants) and hold the key to the Ithil. Now those worthless Gondorians decide they want it back and bring three armies to battle us. The battle will be bloody. The battle will be furious. The battle will most likely end in a furious, bloody stalemate with the FK still holding Minal Ithil!!!
The DS have a certain problem, they’ve only got 20 digits so anything above that is just ummm lots and lots. So when two armies of lots and lots face off against each other, the DS think it’s going to be a bloody stalemate. Fact of the matter is that the DS are the ones that get killed down to the last sheep, so it’s a bit hard to count the enemy’s losses no matter how many fingers you’ve got (when you’re dead). Our lots and lots is bigger than your lots and lots Adunnyphul.
Winsten Wun Toof - I came, I saw, they smelled bad so I buried them.
Ren, and Adunaphel [/b]
In the chill hour of dawn a crowd gathered in the growing light. Tonn Varthkur, a healthy mage stepped forward calling challenge. Tarondor a healthy and surprisingly good looking commander stepped forward to answer. Tonn drew a circle in the sand. While he concentrated, tongue hanging out, trying to remember what shape a circle was, Tarondor tapped him on the head with his warhammer. Onlookers judged the odds to be roughly even since they were now the same height (give or take a head). That was until Tonn blinked his eyes once (being the only part of him that now appeared above his spikey collar) and toppled to the ground. Tarondor was declared victor by default and had Tonn turned into a lovely dash mat and matching fluffy dice set.
Book of the Angry Worm Vol XCIV
Chapter titled - most of the world believed in “the Flat Earth Theory”. Tonn Varthkur however believed in the “Flat Head Theory”
Winsten Wun Toof
>[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Eternal
[b]after an almost constant stream on inane rubbish i was hoping after the results were in someting of real interest may have been posted, so far nothing…
Oi!!! this is the only reason why Gixxxer and I play
Mutter … Nasty Neutrals… They’re only neutral cos no one likes them… Otherwise they’d all be freep
Cheers
Winsten Wun Toof.
Heyja Winsten,
all this friendly words we’ve written should be a “constant stream of inane rubbish” ?
He must mean you with this words !
On the other hand, yes I like this “inane rubbish”.
Let’s do that further on !
Have Fun and war !
Gixxxer
I step away for a weeks worth of hard digging & look what I find!!!
Well, the Rhu ask for a little news. Winston was kind enough to do the euligy for Tonn.
The freezy pop beleives that they hold the Ithil pass. Alas the armies standing against the full might of Gondor will not prevail. & where is the great Ice Maker heading to? I thought you were coming to play? Heading home will only find that I have managed to finish that new basement of yours in time to watch your castle sink to a new low ( if it ever hits bottom !!! )
I shall chime in with my great victory. The dwarves liberated Nahald Kudan from the dread Dragon Lord & will reduce the filthy den of Goblin Gate to ruins at the coming of the next battle. While WK is also going to get a surprise or 2 as well. Welcome to my humble abode. We’ve been waiting. Old tricks are just that… old.
News from the Underground
Bain - King of the Dwarven Empire Under Middle earth
Ah, the zombie-dwarf is back.
I’ve already thought that Winsten has forbidden you to post much more of this stuff.-
Oh, you were able to capture an undefended village.
Indeed a great victory, already showing your tactical powers.
All the other things, you’re only dreaming about them and not more.
Bye,
Gixxxer
The FK wonders if the Gondors did any kind of scouting at Minas Ithil before they made their bold statements? One never knows where Jill Indur and Din Ohtar will show up with their merry bands. Could it be Minas Ithil? Could those Gondorian armies run home leaderless? Well, we’ll just have to wait and see, but you freeps won’t wait, you’ll turn tail and run back across the bridge. Let me tell you, Minas Anor isn’t safe either (psst - keep that last bit a secret).
Adunaphel and Ren
(a mismatch if I ever seen one, Ren is so Unclean!)