I understand your interest in cursing Pochak, but why did you have to kill the Fool of Gondor? One wayward Gondorian joins my side and you sick a knife in his back. This actions will be repaid 10 fold upon you Free Peoples, as if it already hasn’t.
It was one of those little misunderstandings really, he accidently spilt one of my agent’s pints so honour dictated that we follow him to the toilet and stick a claymore in his head.