Well Princip had a bit of a bad day, there we were 2000 nicely trained
infantry, sitting as bold as brass outside of the poorly defended capital.
Loyalty was plummeting like a stone; flyer drops, manure and the odd picture
of Margaret Thatcher kept getting popped over the wall. Well we had to get
rid of our refuse somewhere...
But enemy agents Din Ohtar, Erennis and Princip were hard as nails; yep the
occasional shout to come out and play was gleefully refused when the orders
came down from high.
"Right lads, this is it, we're in a bit of trouble," said Him up high, "and
the boys are in need of a foolish gesture; now I know you have got two lads
kindapped, and a couple of artefacts from that Thalionese blokey, but we
managed it last time against them, we'll manage it this - they're a bit
stupid over the other side after all."
The three looked at each other and gulped; "okay boss," the trembling voice
of Princip replied. So off they trotted; the three bears off to slaughter
Snow White.
Daddy bear, he did alright - Dr Mephisto was always a bit of a lad and had
popped out to get some beers in so with a quick, "heh mate have a drink on
me", his throat was slit from ear to ear. Din O returned to base - smiling
with his new collection of bottle tops.
Mammy bear - well Erennis wasn't quite the accomplished assassin as you
might think. "Who goes there," said the guard and foolishly she replied,
"only me an old woman bringing sweeties to the boys." Realising her cover
was blown she did a runna.
Baby bear, (Princip for those totally confused by now), ran up stealthy as
stealthy thing. But little had he allowed for the glowing amulets, and the
two tied behing him. After months of working at their bonds they had
managed to break free an arm, which quickly lead to a lot of shouting from
Majesty's rather powerful bass voice.
It was with some flee we report the capture of said Baby bear who will get a
good spanking for being out past her bedtime....
Da Boys...