CL checking in…well…1 hit, 3 injuries…yep…my poor luck with the computer remains intacted! Can’t you just ‘miss’ anymore.
Say…what happened at 2614? Opps.
Hmm…does owning 2617 for less than one full turn actually count as a capture mister Dragon Lord?
Nice move in Southern Harad…you &^%&%^!
You’ve actually scared the Harad player into fleeing Chicago for Spain! He’s going to try running with the bulls…it’s more of a fair fight 
I see the Rhudauran remains popular…and the now you’re spreading the joy to the Witch King.
Oh yeah…the Blindy thanks you for clearing up his deficiet this turn.
Say…where did all those Dogs at 3112 come from?
CL Steve
Lets not talk too much smack. As the elite southern guard, I seem to be having trouble. No fleets, hordes of enemies south of the river, and a surprise cavalry force in the back.
Are you sure you cannot spare any knives? We could really use some help.
Smack?
I don’t mind it at all…
of course, I’d much rather do some smacking, than talk about it…
Good Luck, y’all…
Argeleb
You ought to enjoy this turn…you and your friends are arrayed to do a bunch of smacking in and around Rhudaur. He’s not going to have a happy May I’m predicting.
CL Steve
Hey! You like the SG turning up at 3533? I didnt have time to give them armour - but they are all carrying mp3 players. Guess what is playing?
Burn baby burn - Disco inferno
Yep…nice little move there. Your team has thrown several nice ones. We’re just trying to hold on a while…you know the Dark Servants…we’ve got a nice kick in the stretch run but we’re slow starters.
CL Steve
Steve - you are right. We have to come and get you before you characters get too good 
Something that I saw another CL do that was quite good fun (for the DS) was keep a running kill list, that named assassin, target and intelligence provided by
Eg
t3. Average kills per turn: 0.3
Ji Indur, 3024, Tarondor (assassinated), FK
T4 Average kills per turn: 0.75
Ji Indur, 3024, Telumatar (kidnap), IK
Erennis, 2734, Marahil (assassinated), Harad
It was nice watching the totals go up & nice attributing the assists
It could also help you taunt us
Cheers
Mike
Kills…you make me sound so…evil and cruel. We in America never sanction the ‘assassination’ of leaders. No no no…we simply ‘remove’ dicators and evil regimes
Soon the Mouth of Sauron will explain how the ‘Free Peoples’ of Middle Earth are the true slaves…to the whim of the Noldar. We nazgul are simply miss understood and Sauron is a benevolent ruler.
CL Steve
