middle earth question for people time on their hands

--- baerauble <baerauble@GEOCITIES.COM> wrote: > > Heh
there's a <sad> question: which character

would you BE if you suddenly
> you were 'ported into the WoTR?
>
b.e. would still BE b.e. What's the fun pretending
2b someone else ? <grin>

I don't mind pretending to be someone else if I was
using someone elses credit card.

but I would pick one of the hobbits in the shire. Its
a better life than fighting for your very existence
(unless you are the one who gets munched on by
wormtongue).

if b.e. was not b.e., then what b.e. would choose
2b, since the time frame b.e.
was teleported into was the WoTR time frame, b.e.
would choose 2b a silvan
elf in mirkwood forest having fantastic orgies every
night.

Too many spiders around for my liking. And did JRR
Tolkien mention orgies ? Maybe in The Hobbit we see
the elves having some fun. But I think that involved
drinking, singing, drinking, dancing, drinking, and
then more drinking.

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Too many spiders around for my liking. And did JRR
Tolkien mention orgies ? Maybe in The Hobbit we see
the elves having some fun. But I think that involved
drinking, singing, drinking, dancing, drinking, and
then more drinking.

the hobbit was rated PG. We all know what happens after drinking,
singing, drinking, dancing, drinking etc etc :slight_smile:

the hobbit was rated PG. We all know what happens after drinking,
singing, drinking, dancing, drinking etc etc :slight_smile:

And they don't have to worry about unwelcome pregancies either! And it
wouldn't surprise me if they don't even get a hangover!

PS. What does PG mean? Some of my friends call me that. Is that bad..? :slight_smile:
DS.

/Pontus Gustavsson

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Orgies in Middle Earth? I once read an essay on LOTR orcs about orcs raping
elves!
Orcs really were evil perverts, whilst elves were fun and had 24-hour
orgies! Has all me gone crazy?

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----- Original Message -----
From: John Stagoll <john.stagoll@airservices.gov.au>
To: mepbmlist <mepbmlist@egroups.com>
Sent: Monday, October 16, 2000 3:59 AM
Subject: Re: [mepbmlist] middle earth question for people time on their
hands

>Too many spiders around for my liking. And did JRR
>Tolkien mention orgies ? Maybe in The Hobbit we see
>the elves having some fun. But I think that involved
>drinking, singing, drinking, dancing, drinking, and
>then more drinking.

the hobbit was rated PG. We all know what happens after drinking,
singing, drinking, dancing, drinking etc etc :slight_smile:

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Orgies in Middle Earth? I once read an essay on LOTR orcs about orcs raping
elves!
Orcs really were evil perverts, whilst elves were fun and had 24-hour
orgies! Has all me gone crazy?

Don't confuse yourself with copycat worlds, in the "original" Fantasy world
of Tolkien, the first with dwarves, elves, orcs, goblins, hobbits etc, orcs and
elves are actually the same brethren, they can actually "fertilise" each another,
orcs in middle earth are Sauron's corrupted version of elves.

b.e.