Hear Ye - Ding Dong ! - Hear Ye - Ding Dong ! - Hear Ye - Ding Dong Ding !
By order of Magrat the Fair, Queen in Calas Gamrodmel, notice is hereby
given of a public execution.
On the snow covered plains to the south of the Iron Hills, beside the
occupied major town of Clear Spring, the evil smelling dwarf Thulin III will
be
hanged by his toes until his naughty bits drop off.
All are welcome to see this spectacle and witness Magrat's justice. But do
remember to stay upwind.