The Down south clan of the Corsairs, is looking to make contact if you dare with DS.
I know this might be a hard fact to face since i have only been in contact with 4 Ds and every FP.
So i’m curious if there are any DS out there?
I doubt it; likely their Master Sauron has the Nazgul and their fools on a short leash.
- Lord Elrond, Bringer of Light
Hi Brian, Sauron’s policy is that only a few of us are responsible for diplomacy to keep dealings straight and uncomplicated.
Too many cooks spoil the broth and all that.
Easy enough for everyone to drop you a hello if thats what you are after, but we’d rather keep proper negotiations and turn reports down to a few people, less confusion that way.
Just be wary of those Noldo aswell, they could never appreciate the value of your scurvy sea dogs and lust for gold dubloons in the same way that we can.
Take what Brendan’s thoughts with a big grain of salt. He doesn’t get out much.
And I don’t care what he says: the Corsairs are a fine, noble people.
Nanook,
Silvans
The Mouth of Sauron has no will of his own. He is but a puppet for a bigger fool.
- Lord Elrond
Bigger Fool! There is no bigger fool than the Mouth Of Sauron! You shall pay for your temerity! No wait…
(And join us in a seperate reality where a fiendish and brilliant brain in a jar faces off against an ugly eskimo dog spirit and a purple gay rights Transformer in a no holds bar fight to the death)
Originally posted by Brendan Miller
(And join us in a seperate reality where a fiendish and brilliant brain in a jar faces off against an ugly eskimo dog spirit and a purple gay rights Transformer in a no holds bar fight to the death)
Will the brain be requesting help unscrewing the lid before the battle begins?
Lord Elrond would like to communicate message to the Fool Sauron, but he feels that Sauron’s inept lackies would mangle it much in the same way his army commanders have mangled the situation in the Ithil Pass.
- Lord Glorfindel, House of Elrond
How have we mangled the situation in the Ithil Pass?
You’ve lost Adrahil, Eomer has been hit with a sudden ‘sickness’ and you did’nt move enough troops onto Morgul to do anything other than suicide siege it.
There are lots and lots of DS icons converging on the pass and not a single shiny palantir icon in NG apart from Osgiliath.
I have a nice warm feeling that you may be eating those words when the results come in next turn 
Sauron’s #1 Lackey (apart from the Nazgul, Celedhring, Gothmog, Malezar and the girl that shapes his eyebrows).
Perhaps, but what the Head Fool in Charge fails to realize is that we’re fighting on Morgul, not Osgiliath. Gondor’s treasuries are vast and deep with more wealth than the Dwarves could ever imagine. True, Eomer had a case of the sniffles, but nothing more to be concerned with. Mirkwood will soon be secure, and the fool in the Clouds won’t save you from all of our armies. The Elves will be marching to war soon.
- Lord Elrond
Who’s this ‘Head Fool’ and who’s said he’s in charge?! I’m in charge! Me!
We scoff at your paltry attempts to invade Mordor, the worst you can do at Morgul is let Eomer waste what little life he has left in a ‘suicide’ attack on the pop centre whilst the brave lords of Gondor die in their tents…
Your boasts are as idle as Gondor’s recruiting policy. (Thats very idle in case you missed what I was cleverly trying to say).
The Mouth of Sauron
Nazgul are dumb…
- Anonymous Elf
Originally posted by nanook
Will the brain be requesting help unscrewing the lid before the battle begins?
As long as neither of you mind, and promise not to take advantage of the situation then that would be very sporting of you.
I’d prefer if the Decepticon did it though as no doubt you shed your hairs and probably smell like a wet dog.
You’d trust a Decepticon?
- Ben
Alright then, looks as though I’m stuck in the jar for this fight.
Luckily I have a cadre of Mutant Zombie Cyber Ninja’s ™ on standby if it starts to look bad for me.
Ben, I thought you saw the light playing Saruman in 231. Yet here you are on the losing side. My, my, guess ill have to send ya a visitor or two. better sleep with one eye open from now on.
IK
Nope. Didn’t play Saruman in 231. I did play the WW in 230 though, and I think the DS did win that game. Ask Brenden about it…
As for your visitors, bring’em on. I’ll just have Elrond and company smack’em around.
- Ben
Noldo Elves
230 it is then.
Elrond smacking folks? damn elves! Humans unite! kill the pointy ears.
exactly what company is he in??? just for old time sakes.
IK
Shrug You can come up and try to find him, and company… But you might not like the results. Dark Servants tend to die quickly when treading too far north.
- Ben
Noldo Elves
Originally posted by Brendan Miller
Alright then, looks as though I’m stuck in the jar for this fight.
Let us know if you want a quick roll around the table to warmup.