Erennis was cruelly kidnapped last week due to an error by her
retinue. Things should have turned out so differently if she could only
spell�Erennis was "executed" at the Dark Lieutenants camp at 3323 by the
swineherd Kynoden.
That was sad, but very accidental. She fell down a flight of stairs, onto Kynoden's dagger. These things happen.
Indeed it was a bloody week at that little known hamlet
with Bolvag slaying Gildor in a duel and later being stabbed in the back as
he made his way from the field of Honour. I guess Honour is a word the
Freeps know nothing of!
Personally, I'm just itching for a chance at an honorable combat with one of you skulking shadows. I mean, the rangers slaughtered Murazor and Khamul, and the Gondormen killed Ren. Dendra's in a bad way, I just hope there are some wraiths left to fight me.
We have to admit that the dwarves are doing a good job of protecting their
assets, or are they just skint? On each of our visits to their lands their
treasuries have been found empty!
Ha ha! The dwarven economy is the envy of the world. Do not mistake the empty vaults which I left for your bumbling thieves to be a sign of weakness. Or don't you see the resource shipments flowing to my allies???
Good news for all concerned [well perhaps NOT the Freep companies
currently swanning around Mordor without a care in the world] is that the
Darks CURSE SQUAD is now fully operational
What? You mean you finally got that sickness squad from turn 8 or so operational? It certainly took you long enough.
In a piece of good luck for the Freeps, our Dog Lord nation has gone
bankrupt thanks to a foul and pervasive Virus called NIMDA rampaging
through his lands, making it impossible for him to direct operations. His
resources will be a sad loss, but I`m sure We Shall Overcome!
Lets see, Dragon Lord killed the Woodmen and the Sindar in the first 7 turns, and then the Dark servants started to fall. Maybe when we killed Khamul we removed the one DS with the skill to defeat us... I bet it makes you wonder which DS will die next?
At 2717 there was a momentous battle between the Dwarves under GLOIN and
the forces of the Witch-King under FURY URYK, with the latter army running
out winners only to be defeated by the defending forces [and battlements]
at the village there.
You need to find some less rabid commanders. Gloin tells me we didn't even need to kill Fury, he just kept running into the gate until his skull split open. Next time, try a battering ram which doesn't double as your commanding officer.
And still more armies issue out of Moria, they spew into
Arnor seeking camps to burn and armies to defeat before winter comes to the
North.
Do you have another one to die at 2717??? Please? If it's out of the way we have several MTs with great fortifications which you can hurl yourselves against, conveniently located in mordor.
Speaking of which�I Would you swap the
deaths of GILDOR & ARAGORN for those of ERENNIS & BOLVAG. Personally I
doubt it, but it is obvious that all are grevious losses for their nations.
True, and you lost Fury, and we lost Dwalin.
Wait. Let me think. You lost 3 characters, we lost 3 characters. You lost 2 MTs. We lost 3 characters. You lost a nation. We lost 3 characters. I'm crying in my ale here. Don't worry, I think I'll recover. I'm not even counting the dead dog lord emissary Pink Lady, as it would just be too embarassing for you.
PS; My new Tome, "My Friend, Sauron" is available from all reputable
caravan merchants.
Really? Great! That slob Dendra didn't leave any toilet paper when he vacated Morannon. My people have been complaining. I'm sure your book will serve admirably.
Thoren Oakenshield
Wondering if there are any orcs or wraiths in Mordor who haven't already fled in fear.
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