Shall it be roast Woodmen first in our pot as we promised not to hurt your pointy friends straight away?
Mind you a gruff stocky little chap might pop our way too.
See you in a stew, my little Woody chap
Dragon Lord
mmmmmm sounds good
Uvatha
BBB
The only rosting you are likly to see are the clensing pyres of bbq’d orks and their ilk, your time will be short in Mirkwood
Your neigbours will be paying a visit to soon we will be sure to have a nice big blaze set for you 
Beoraborn
But the fires are already hot the the plates nice and warm and it just requires a visitor or to and those little toes will toast up really well.
I am fed up with already eating orc and want a nice human, invite in post
Dragon Lord
Ah… I look forward to your invitation and will be with you as soon as I can, I will bring some friends too the more the merrier
Beoraborn
Oh please lots of shorty stocky fellows, tender young maidens and leave the pointy eared chaps until last for even we can only eat so many of you in one sitting.
We did also promise not to eat any of the elvish chappies so on second thoughts they can come to.
The more the merrier oh we wil have a feast this xmas.
Woodmen in a pot and I did not think it to many.
Dragon Lord
Just like to say so hungry cannot wait, like the taste of horse flesh so will go and have a snack whilst I am waiting.
Will be home when you arrive leaving room for you as desert!
Dragon Lord
Can you see me? Can you face me?
Or is it yellow streak time
Did you want to know where we are sitting?
Dragon Lord
Just like to say we never ate any of our pointy eared friends, though they are good slaves.
Dragon Lord
Pray tell we waited but you did not come to the feast my woody friends.
So we had to go burn a pointy boy instead
Dragon Lord
Woodman come feed my pot, I have come just for you, the rest are just for show
Dragon Lord
Well you had your chance Osric and his few braves went to the filth pit you call home and faced your Army and despite the large amount of hot air you have expelled telling all about your hunger, you had no hunger for a fight, so it is I suspected you are all talk and no action 
Well we will give you a fight this turn wheather you like it or not there will be no more slinking around and shouting from behind the baracades, It is time to stick your head over the parapet and see if we can knock your block off
Beoraborn
My Sauron a blast from the past, a thread I thought long dead.
Feeling cocky now you have soemone to hold you hand.
When he is not there and its just you and me will you still feel the same?
Run away little one and pray I throw you back as to small to bother with.
Stay and I assure you after pointy is you.
Want the same odds as your dead elven friend?
Dragon Lord
I say again, it was just me and you last turn with home advantage and yet you failed to secure your territory or satiate your much advertised hunger for Woodmen, maybe it was the sight of the great bears scared you off and put you off your food
Beoraborn
We had already made a deal with your good buddy to sell out or leader and await gold delivery in return
As much as we like to munch we let you live as an act of good faith.
We shall not be so forgiving this time and watch and see what I do to your friend.
I save you for last as I want you to know
We had already made a deal with your good buddy to sell out or leader and await gold delivery in return
As much as we like to munch we let you live as an act of good faith.
We shall not be so forgiving this time and watch and see what I do to your friend.
I save you for last as I want you to know you are a dead man walking and nothing you do can save you.
When the moon is full I will come for you to so sit back and see and know you are about to die, the only question is when.
If you are so sure you are going to live how much you want to bet me?
Now oh that agent, my reach is long and my eye is on you, how much you want to bet I have not guessed where you have gone and am sitting there waiting for you?
Jumping about is dangerous for your health you become to predictable.
Now you know I sit at my home so you and I know you wont be challanging me.
The question is who else is at my camps and what will they be doing to you?
Be my guest and dont refuse me and steal but oh how I will enjoy it.
You dont think I know and am sitting next to you?
Let us sweeten the pot you bet 5000 and I will give you 4 to one as long as you do not refuse.
Dragon Lord
Ha you must think me a fool, even if I won the bet you couldn’t pay your debt,
what with all those troops sitting around n’all must be a strain on your economy,
we will be able to help you with that little problem,an unfortunate bi-product of conflict but we are here to help you with your pain;)
Osric will be refusing your challenge this turn but he has voluntered to storm the Keep with his remaining troops so I hope you were not relying on any capital orders this turn:p
Beoraborn the …Bluffer…MMM
I admire your courage and salute your death on my walls.
But if your courage fails I will still be waiting to help you on your way.
Unlike you good guys we always pay our depts so which nuetrals do you want to hold the stake money.
It shows your lack of faith for we unlike u always pay our depts, so nominate the nuetral of your choice and I will send my stake money.
Hey I have no money problems I know of which is why I will send the money in advance.
Never doubt my integrity for that your death wlil be slow but certain.
Still afraid to face me?
Hit my walls or die at my hand your choice, the result is all the same to me.
I am glad to see you know you are dead, oh I am so scared you want to die a turn early, but unlike me lets see if you have the nerve to do it.
Any other threats you have in mind, something I that might worry me?
I do need a challange and seeing you die on my walls is not scarey.
I will kill that agent, army leader and my Dragon will kill you at GG, unless I have to run after you in which case it will be were I find you skulking
Dragon Lord
Well goodgbye and farewell for we came hence from the mists of time and now we return having proved our point
Dragon Lord
I trust no neutral, for they are as you are well aware, are never truly neutral, me nominating one would reveal my belief that a particular neutral was trustworthy from a free perspective and may prematurely indicate their intentions, a notion that could sour a good relationship
Also 4:1 odds would not compensate for a character that is well over 100 points in skill 20K gold will only buy 60 points but you know this also so we would get a very bad deal out of such an agreement so for us it is a non issue
Death is certain for all things, it is how we choose to live or die that defines us, as you are a dead thing cheating your grave you fail to understand this and this is your weakness, we are afraid and yet we dare to stand before the walls of your keep, it is not for the ambience and that is our strength.
You fear us not, so you say, then you may be the fool for though your characters are far superior, our persual of you will be relentless.
Dragons may come to your aid but it will only delay the inevatable, your time is short enjoy what is left of your stay in Mirkwood
Beoraborn