1650 ME Game 76

You should be careful where you park those ships of yours. Any Tom, Dick or Sinda could make off with them. :wink:

Gajendra (Sinda Elves)

Have you ever tried to convince a pirate (actually thousands) that keeping a lice ridden ship safe is more important than looting a city? Besides, the odor a horde of pirates leave
ack! Good luck with that.

Yawns! sheesh you DS sure are Boring
 I’m so impressed
 How could you let Easterling control the Backdoor
 let me make Villages of former Long Rider camps
 Kill your entire offensive in Rhun
 In order to find any challenge at all make me march off into Southern Harad
 Only to find one lame flea bitten pirate army
 Scarey stuff


heck even Din ran away from my capitol 
 a nazgul 
 I should should say Nazchicken!. well time to teach some DS Dogs how to fetch! becuase it’s the only game in town
 I thorw my sticks out and see if DS dogs can move to them
 My sticks of course will bite back and kill all the DS Dogs troops!

Din’s not a Nazgul.

I thought it was Gothmog who wasn’t a Nazgul – Din is I thought !!

Sadly our DS friend is right and Din isn’t a Nazgul. Uvatha is the Long Rider and the Nazgul for that nation.

But Nazchicken
one of us should name a character that. Seriously. :stuck_out_tongue:

Well Uvatha doesn’t even scare our children
 But Din sneaking up in the middle of the night that can be scarey
 Otherwise LR isn’t scarey at all. :wink:

Din Uvatha – to me Din is main character – can’t keep track of them all – say let kill um so we don’t have to :slight_smile:

Hey
even I can count to 3! Apparently you can’t, because there are ‘2’ (the number after 1) lame flea bitten pirate armies in Gondor also. By the way
the fleas don’t actually bite (their blood is deadly), the pirates are just for transportation to cleaner blood.

However, just so you don’t feel like you are getting less attention than Gondor, I have cleared the prisons and sent the lot to play with you. Just be aware that illness is a common after effect of close proximity to lower class pirates. - The Corsair nation cannot be held liable for any negative effect caused by atmospheric variances surrounding it’s citizens. -

You gotta love those who qoute the proper titles then state those who priortize by real threats can’t even count


Let’s just go on to say this I’m In Khand you Harad and the DS can see every move I make
 I can see none of the you pirate scurge
 But The entire DS with Harad and the pirates Cannot remove me from my Homeland
 better pack a lunch becuase you cannot move enough prisoners children or women from your cities and towns to take even a town from me! :bash:

Terry,

Orillion is actually Corsairs !!

He doesn’t care what other FP are getting hammered and he doesn’t care who’s doing the hammering.

Fax who are ya talking about ?

I’m talking to you about the guy you’re talking to. Noodle head.

Just as well that no FP nation is getting hammered then. :stuck_out_tongue:

Seriously, though, Terry’s been an invaluable member of the team, so I’m not quite sure what you’re talking about.

Oh and Orillion, the Sinda have decided to invest in little tree air freshener things. We reckon they’ll freshen up your ships enough for civilized folk to take over. :wink:

Civilized folk must never have encountered the wooden floof of a public latrine, because that’s what the ships are like. Although
I have heard rumors that your women smell like latrines, so I guess this may be a good thing for you!

I think the Easterling is feeling neglected. It reminds me of a child going “nyah nahy, you can’t get me!” while the other children are muttering “Aw man
I don’t want to go way over there. Let just stay here and throw rocks at Gondor.”

:smiley:

Wha? The Black Numenoreans of Umbar are accusing the Sindar of having bad bodily hygiene? Sauron = Smelly. 'Nuff said. :wink:

As for what you said about the Easterlings, part of me would like to disagree. But you pretty much summed up the game there. :o

Well boys if DS was worth thier weight in Orc’s why do i control the backdoor pushing north
 So a child is beating you
 Let’s brag alot about that!

Arrgh! A fair trade
a fleet for a city! The league o’ pirates be pleased! The battle did kill a few, but the heat of the fires reduced the lice infestation in the ranks. The rabble sends thanks for the chance to loot and burn a city. They are so few and far in between these days.

A Corsair Environmental Control Officer reported the army of prisoners was defeated, but they still managed to pollute the surrounding water sources. A team has been sent to survey the area.

A recent report has just confirmed that SG graciously donated a town for Captain AdĂ»mir’s army to pillage. Gondorian generosity has the populace in good cheer. Tour reservations are at the highest in decades.

Well we thought it was only fair. :wink:

We’re a generous lot, when it comes down to it. :hug: