Oh my land!
How much bs is that? You captured two commanders during combat…luck is what it is…big whup…you’ve taken a grand total of 2 villages from the children of rhun…'nother whup…what on middle earth makes you think we want to invade your lands…it’s nasty down there and we like the weather around the sea of rhun much better anyway…we just think it’s funny that you have been sitting on the same village for the last three turns…while we continue to whittle down that army…Mr. My War Machine is much bigger than yours…blah blah blah…
Ask Amlayth how he liked tangling w/ the freeps…ask him when you learn to hold a commune w/ the dead…take a wild guess how many more will die this turn…
we didn’t ask for you to attack our people…then go overboard and boast about pitiful victories that luck…being what it is…sent to you this turn…
it’s not over by a long shot…but I do look forward to reading your version of the happenings…it is entertaining…
Children of Rhun
Glad you are entertained.
But neither luck nor fate will save the feeps.
Oh and your agent is more than welcome to try a hit on Brute.
Come my pretty, come into my house said the spider to the fly.
Neutral nations do not believe the CofR. They are sugar tongued devils.
Rhun is forfeit! War hammer is as good as dead, and the dwarves of valar are doomed.
Join us and join to win!
Only by Truth, Steel, and Blood will Middle Earth know peace.
-Clan Uruk Hai
Good Lord man…lol…don’t think my agent won’t try again…or another one…or another one…or someone else’s…or one of yours on my guys…whatever it’s fun for now.
About the sugar tongued…don’t know about that…I’m sweet enough I guess that sugar would drip from my tongue but your girlfriend licked it clean along w/ other parts of my body…lol…
R-Rated Elf,
Children of Rhu (uuhnn) n,
lol
She tends to do that when she drinks Kentucky’s finest…
The time draws near.
Join the Dark Servants.
This wouldn’t be one of those “Tequilla makes her clothes fall off” moments, would it?
If so…am I allowed to buy by the case???
grinning sheepishly
U kiddin? I have Jose workin’ overtime to get the hunnies ready for an audiance…elves are voyeurs as well…nasty lot they can be…but peaceful…we love the long bottom leaf as much as hobbits…
peace and love baby…
Children of Rhun
I and Irie…
Perhaps the elves are not as far gone as our master has taught us.
Yet War is at hand.
Please have the decency to vacate your remaining population centers, and Uruk Hai troops will ensure the Law is upheld. The common folk can stay of course but all nobility (barring some females), court bueracrats and militant elves will have to leave.
A new Age is at hand.
Unto the rulers of the Uruk Hai,
We have listened to thy banter with smiles until thee mentioned the Dwarves of Valinor are doomed. Perhaps the perfidy of thy realm has warped even thy soothsayers. We of Valinor will continue our warlike ways until the capitol of the Uruk Hai is reduced to ash. You have done nothing to hinder our efforts to wage war in this middle earth. You see yourself holding us back…perhaps we see that you cannot get your cavalry one turn’s march out of your holdings to engage any targets other than villages. Carry on!! Dwarven hammers will be thy reminder that war is not to be taken lightly.
And just for the record, the Children of Rhun are a sordid lot…male sluts and all that. When the DS are finished, I will have to reintroduce the CofR to those buildings that have crosses on them. lest they lose their souls to Sauron anyway through … misadventure.
all the best,
Valinor
Valinite currs!
How dare you spread such false propaganda. The fact of the matter is that The Uruk Hai has beaten multiple enemies and now has the Mordor region secure. Our troops stand poised to ravage Rhovanion and your desperate leaders knows this full well.
You have outplayed your hand, and even deceiving a nuetral to your cause will not change the inevitable. Your cause is doomed.
Your races are feeble. And you armies are defeated.
Now your citizens best brace for a wave of War. You were warned and did not heed my warnings. Now you must perish.
-Clan Uruk Hai
:eek: Prepare for …war!!!
I don’t think the Valinor are up to it…
Bring it on Urick Hi! You can take a dirtnap anytime you like along the way. The neutral choice for Free is proof of the power of the Free. We are waiting for you in our halls…
TwoRune Loremaster of the Valinor
IF you manage to get past the xx19 row. So far, I think the Orcs you command are afraid of the light that shows in Our realm. They won’t come any further north. Tell you what, we will come see you at Farmington. Don’t be difficult and leave the place. the march is too long as it is.
Well it seems like the time for talk is over.
I say Let’s evolve and let the chips fall where they may.
Kanthic and NK have been swayed by your lies. Now the time of reckoning is upon us.
Face it freeps, you have been outmanuvered, outplayed, and simply beaten at every turn in the Mordor region. Even the NK and Kanthic cannot stop the inevitable.
Yours is a dying cause.
Only in Darkness does the fate of Middle Earth lie.
And so, Uruk hai the War in Mordor continues…
The Valinor have suffered losses due not to any of your efforts but rather a Southern Kingdom bent on subjugating the Middle Earth. As the Fates would have it, the North Kingdom has remembered its enmity for the southern cohorts and will balance the power again. The Kanthic League in its wisdom has sided with the Free Peoples knowing that this is the true road to victory. We have seen the fate of those brought to heel by your kind, and we choose to die rather than be slaves of the Orc.
We have sent Muzluk home in a ceremony befitting one of his power. We will vigorously defend our Capitol City in such fashion. Shagbag will be retired in a similar manner after the theft he perpetrated against us. Warlord Heath missed a chance to slay Ulember in the Iron HIlls, and now a village will burn because of it.
We have seen losses, yes. We will see more losses, yes. We will not surrender to the Dark Servants, for servants to your own greed you are. Bring foot soldiers and wolf riders to our lands. And watch them bleed.
Long live the Valinor
TwoRune Loremaster of the Valinor
So be it! You shall receive no quarter.
Ours is a concerted effort. Any victory won by SK and any DS is a victory for all.
While one frets over the barking dog, it is the silent hunter which makes the kill. It is the ends which is important, not the means.
The NK is a sick and decrepid nation. Hardly worthy of the title. You can have the slobbering currs like you had them all along. I only regret they are so far as to make it difficult for me to throttle their spindly necks. KL simply fell to your boorish intimidation as you tresspassed his borders. He should have been offended but instead fell to bullys.
He will soon learn his mistake as he watches his nation burn.
We don’t need no water let the #@%&$ burn!
Burn burn burn!
Uruk Hai!!
You claim war in Rhovanion? The only damage done to the Valinor came from the veiled strike of the South Kingdom. We will recover from his blows and continue on making war with thee. Mordor is not as secure as one believes. The Silent Ones has kept his realm intact despite the efforts of the Morgor. Our hats are off to his intrepidity. The War Hammer Clan is also not out of the game. He continues to process orders and presents issues for your team to deal with.
I would say the Free position is still most tenable! The Balchoth has been wounded sorely and the South Kingdom will not remain the powerhouse of the DS forever. With the Rakkassans injured and the Morgor ineffective, we are quite willing to wager the Free will win this war and send the Servants to prison in shame.
Long Live the Free!
TwoRune of Valinor
When game 05 ends and game 40 I will be looking for another 4th age game. This is the way to go for me! Might even try being a neutral…
Cool! I am glad you enjoy 4th Age. I think it’s a blast.
I’m curious about Kinstrife but playing too many games now to add another quite yet.
Of course you know when this game ends you will be crying in your beer and suffering the agony of defeat.
Awe, the sweet silence of freep defeat.
Chillin o Rhun…send more assassins. I shall kill them all too.
Valinor…keep sending armies. We can use the training. 
seriously though…if you wish to win at something, I suggest you commit a little more effort against us.
The lackluster responce to our invading armies is quite a dissapointment.
Or are you just unable to carry out warfare anymore?
We will accept your surrender at any time the inevitable becomes clear to you.
Socrates,
First, I have to say that we are not in the escort business. If you need company/attention that bad, I would suggest finding a reputable service. I’m even told that some of the better ones can/do cater to orks. shudder
Second, I not so humbly suggest that you have a very, verrry, verrrrrrrrry long way to go before you can claim victory. We are hurting, but still very much in the game.
Finally, I would like to thank you for the artifacts and the population centers. I really needed them considering my early failures in camping attempts.
The Eldar
Just because you fail to hear the train coming does’nt mean it will hit you any softer.
Your cause is dead. Middle earth belongs to the Dark Servants. If you cannot see that I suggest you ask your wizards to build you some spectacles for your poor foresight.
But don’t believe me…my team shall prove it to you.
