My read is that the FP have one nation in trouble, but the DS have four or five. Does that mesh with you guys?
Hey dont ask me I have no idea I seem to be doing fine.
But then I would say that.
Time to give you a shock this go me thinks read the next battle report and weep.
Yes life can be that unfair!
Vandal
Oh fess up who you playing so I can give you some special treatment
Vandal
Well, after our mutual firend Colin the Publisher (allegedly) leaked the FP’s starting lineup to the DS, we did some hasty recruiting and reshuffling. I’m the Corsairs in this one— so bring it on .
Consider it done.
How roasted did you want to be this go. lightly or the whole hog?
Oh you have to love it sometimes.
Vandal
Oh they do say be careful of what you wish for
Vandal
Bar-B-Qed please. My favorite sauce is KC Masterpiece. Accept no substitutions.
Well I can arrange the toasting but sorry not any extras so you will have to just suffer.
But consider the roasting a given and plan accordingly.
Vandal
SowheredaChef?
Your not looking hard enough
Vandal
Where is the charcoal, lighter fluid and matches?
According to my calculations the DS are about busted finacially.
Well I seem to have plenty so best go back and redo those sums.
If you want to know how well we are doing no need to make out your maths is not up to it.
Vandal
Well I thought it was very toasty last go for some of your free boys.
Did you bring the sauce this time?
I assure you there will be more toasting as its dragon time all around.
Oh to see a face or two after this go will be a delight.
I am still going to come and kick your butt all over the board, it may take some time but I have the time to do it.
The game is afoot if you have not noticed it.
Vandal
So Lamthnac saved a Harad town from being captured. Consider that a victory if you will. The DS have barely a pop center left in the south.
I’m getting impatient. Where is the basting brush? The tongs? The boiled corn and taters?
Well I thought it was funny, but then I would.
But I would rather be the Harad than the Eo right now.
But of course who next on the toasting skewer next.
The game is on and its a long and winding road before its done.
See you later on when we retake all those lovely pop centres
How much did you want to get we have quite a bit of gold to play with?
This is a grudge match it has a way to go yet
Vandal
Harrumph! Someone has not even started gathering firewood.
Well they should for there time is coming
Vandal
Oh Pray tell do you still think we are busted and bankrupt?
Vandal
The water in this cauldron is mighty cold. How about someone turn up the heat?
Hey light yourt own fires we have our own cooking to do and cannot spare the wood for you.
Vandal