Game 062

Old Chinese ME proverb: never forget to refuse challenge! The nazgul does Bain! Dol Guldor stands proud and all FP die in pain!

Never played DrL before and I LOVE IT.

I expect you’ll have me in time…tick tock…you ARE against the clock.

RIP Bain or shall the inhabitants of the Dol have a stumpy spit roast for tea?

I’m really, really happy for you… :o Not…

Like your nickname by the way. I’m a great admirer of Rommel.

Alan
NG

The Restaurant report from the Ithil for a change (we get so caught up with the Northwest, Mirkwood, NM…sigh…everyone knows Mordor is where it’s at! The place to be seen, or unseen if you’re a Nazgul).

Today’s menu: Roasted Gondor meat, courtesy of Lamthanc. The wizard of Oz is a BBQ chef!!! Mmm…tasty.

A little Northern and Southern Gondor puree at Barad Ungol, for those in the know. It was so good, I think we’ll serve the dish again this fortnight as well! Well, we would, but we ran out of Southern Gondor. Guess we’ll have to serve Northern with extra butter to make up for it.

I think this restaurant business is such a good idea, that we may start up a franchise business. Coming soon, to a town near you… DS Delights!!!

Ren, the Unclean Chef

Woo hoo… I’ve just gone through the turn reports in detail… you FP must be reeling after the last set of results…

And there I was feeling a little sorry for myself with all the FP icons coming… I guess if I make an honest assessment, you Guys are definitely winning up in the NW, but loosing in Rhovanion and we’re now on top at the Ithil pass and even possibly in Mirkwood…

And we now have dragons and our characters are beginning to graduate.

Will the neutrals save you… oooh… hold on, an Easterlings icon visiting your Sea of Rhun pop centres… could this be the start of the neutral declarations… are we still looking at a 3-2 split…

Michael
WiK

Really? I still hold Osgiliath and Ithil and have troops on the FK capital…

Agree that I hope for a 3-2 split as well… The Easterlings swear that they made a mistake by moving the army to Dilgul… I’m about to contact him.

Fixed. :smiley:

Ren the stimpy

Wow… i didn’t know you were a teacher!?!:eek: I guess its time for the student to outdo the teacher… i think that First: DS delights will be foul… not only smelling but tasting too:D Second: The only thing being served there will be the graduated DS characters, as well as a few dragons (just so you know in advance;))

Rhu decision time is here. We are flipping for FP :hug:. May be a while before we successfully flip:o, but our first attempt is turn 7.

Rhu62

One of the least surprising developments since Paris Hilton found jail to be “not Hot.” At least it’s official now.

The neutrals are starting to flip. So, who’s next?

Game on!
Ren

Who cares about Paris Hilton? Oh yeah, and thank you Captain Obvious for you sensationally obvious conclusion:D Oh yeah, and take a bath, the Unclean thing just isn’t working… you know, i don’t think the lady orcs like their men to be… smelling of dead roaches;)

“The neutrals are starting to flip. So, who’s next?” - Ren the Unbathed

The neutrals are flipping out! That’s what we’re doing. Rudy going Freep, eh? Witchie-Poo in trouble - ay-up …

I actually found Paris Hilton being in jail being quite hot i.e. good, until some idiot let her out!:(:frowning:

The neutrals are starting to flip. So, who’s next?

Not me for the moment. :slight_smile: Rhuddy’s declaration does however make for a nasty position for the WK in the NW. Unless he gets some more wildlife support perhaps?

Game on!
Ren

Steve [Harad]

Hey Rick

Sorry to see you go FP, but it is not a surprise. Thanks for being upfront about it though I wouldnt have held it against you if you had just made your move.

FP: you had better love and cherish your new teammate. He’s the only good news you’ve got at the moment.

Any ideas why your bearded dwarven chums just stood by and watched at Dilgul last turn? Didnt even fight lol. And thanks to the Nmen for leaving SO many mounts and leather at 4013, very very convenient. And thanks to the Eothraim for not having any defence at 3612. And thanks to NG and SG for bringing their troops to be slaughtered at 3024. And thanks to all the characters that sacrificied themselves on the walls of Dol Guldur in the name of light entertainment. And thanks to Itangast, Throkmaw, Lomaw and Smaug for being our greatest fans. And thanks to… oops better shuddup, this is sounding like an oscar speech :smiley:

Ji Indur

wow, to tell you the truth, ur the last person i’d expect to see on the oscars,:fork:, even though your… acting might be soo great, the boasting is even better;)

Nasty position!!! NASTY position!!!

It’s been nasty since I realised on T#2-3 that Rhu was going free.

The wildlife support has mainly wanted to visit Ithil… some of them have been telling me that they much prefer the taste of Gondorians than Arnorians… aparently they scream louder too when confronted by grinning teeth :slight_smile:

Still… with so many FP interested in my homeland, it’s no wonder we are ahead everywhere else.

Regards

Michael
WiK

Boo Hiss…

I’d say good luck and hope you have fun… but I’m the WiK… so boo hiss… I’ll add you to my list of targets for when I get round to attacking :slight_smile:

Maybe Argeleb can lend you his Com artifacts… its not as if he’s going to surprise one of my characters into not refusing his silly challenges!!!

Regards

Michael
WiK

That was really funny :slight_smile:

Michael
WiK

Wow man… a little late on that one, weren’t you???:):wink:

South Gondor belatedly joins the forum and this particular discussion. Did the DS employ the Iraqi information minister, or is Machiavelli required reading in all Mordor schools these days?

Sheesh the amount of misinformation and misinterpretation is rife!

You know guys… what kills me is that the Easterlings go dark, and get Uvatha killed in personal combat:D, wow the laughs i got from that one…
Oh yeah, and now the Easterlings are on my list of ‘to kill’ as they try to Pearl Harbor me… wow, doesn’t really surprise me, as he’s not a very good at lying…:rolleyes: