The Smaafolket would like to thank the Runehorn for being so nice to vacate their former capital, the Runehold, and allowing the King of Smaafolket to setup his vacation home there, overviewing the plains of Angmar.
To the North Kingdom: as you had no problems with the Runehorn living here, I assume you’ll also have no problems with me taking it over for them. Their own fault for defaulting on the bill for those three rabbits, so we had to send the Smaafolket collection agency to fix it.
As for the wonderwomen who just showed up in my land. Sorry about the lack of a reception comittee, but next time please announce yourself before you drag dirt all over our nice frosty fields.
Multiple couriers have arrived at Hedonicia’s capital today to inform us of the capitulation of the so called Free Peoples in the war that was raging. The Dark Servants rule Middle Earth once again if these couriers are to be believed.
The peoples of Runehorn have already accepted subjugation and have been seen dancing in the streets welcoming the Hedonician and Smaafolket liberators. How wise it is of the remaining Free Peoples to accept their ultimate destiny with such grace.
To all the peoples of Middle earth, welcome your freedom from the bonds of tyranny & oppression you have suffered under the “goody-two-shoes” free peoples. Enjoy your freedom and visit a Hedonicia pleasure palace this weekend!
Theodora,
successor to Diane de Poitiers
liberator of Fornost Erain and Sumar
Courtesan Extraordinaire
OOC: Great game everyone! We have enjoyed this game immensely. Hope to see you all again in another game soon.
Theodora surveyed the vast horde of assembled Hedonicia battle elite. The first of many North Kingdom population centers had just gratefully acknowledged their new rulers and switched allegiance without a fight. The army’s chainmail bikinis shone under the light of the northern sun as a fierce wind whipped across the ranks.
“My sisters: Victory is ours this day! The tyranny & oppression of the free is today replaced with our hard-won freedom to pursue boundless pleasure!”
One soldier snickered to another “But I like being bound…”
And so history marches on. The restrictive rules of the past have been thrown aside. A new era of pleasure has been gifted to Middle Earth. The so called “Free” are defeated, and the peoples of all races are now truly freed from oppression to pursue their darker pleasures. It is as it should be.
Well played FP. Thanks for the game.
