In what may be the final collapse of the Mordor-Gondor Peace talks , Elrond stood on the Ivy Bridge over roaring falls and demanded of Sauron that he “tear down that wall to Mordor and let Free Trade commence.” Southmen speculate that what began as a trade dispute over the cost of goods such as food, leather, steel, and timber will erupt into a world war. The Mordor region has long been a hotbed of instability- but the ruling Juntas have closed markets once open to human caravans. The result has been mass starvation throughout the dustsy, ash burned valley. The region, usually thought of as primarily a torturous breeding ground of evil, rather than a breadbasket, food prices in Mordor have reached two even three gold!
Rivendell and Minas Anor blaim illegal import tariffs at the Mordor border for the spiraling prices, but caravans on the ground have blaimed rampant piracy on the Rendul coast. The South Gondor coast guard hasn’t been seen for some time since they left for Ithil Pass.
This suffering has fallen squarely on the shoulders of the poor orcs of the underworld who have been pressed into service of the Burning Eye from ages as young as 6. Hungry for the flesh of man, horse or elf they have been predating the Eothraim region. Burghers have attempted to bribe the invading armies with cattle, but this has met with little success. Reached for comment Adunaphel, Generallissima of the Forces of Desert, Coast, and Sea declared: " The high-carb diet of the Gondorean peasant has created a calorie imbalance between orc and men we are planning to correct directly."
Orcs need not worry about food. There are 2 ways to rectify a food shortage. 1- get more food. 2- decrease demand. SG is happy to help with choice #2. We are more than happy to kill another 5000 or so hungry mouths. We understand famine is widespread in mordor so we endeavor to help with more population control in that area.
belechael
Belechael
Do not flatter yourself a savior of Mordor. Like the knife that excises the boils from your nose, you are a tool thrust into the dank and disgusting places of the world. In piercing the gap of Ithil you release a second plague on your countrymen. The orcs will not worry about food, nor water, nor the coming of the sun. They need only worry about Sauron’s will. You too will be free of your cares soon.
Adunaphel
Greetings Adungpile opps Adunaphel,
The only place ,dank and disgusting,that scares me would be between your sagging puss filled breasts. Oh the horror. Your pitiful fleet isn’t even being chased. Do your worst, it is but a gnat on a horses arse. The fleet will sink and your miserable pony riders will soon be in no need of food either.
You right of course dead orcs need no food, water, or sun.
Belechael
Greetings to the Belechael,
Not chasing our troops? Have you changed your strategy? I mean you very successfully attacked Minas Ithil and Tir Nindor. Oh no those were North Gondor´s town who saw the light of Sauron for a while. But these were North Gondor towns. Were did North or South Gondor attach a “Loyal Servants of Sauron” town.
No that is not fair, actually NG managed to threaten away one town from me, but hey it has been four turns.
So do your worst, recapture some NG towns.
So the snow bunny has come out the closet and graces us with some discourse. We would love to recapture some NG towns howevr - been there done that. So I guess it’s the FK capital or maybe yours. We have plenty of troops and can meet you there quickly.
BTW should you all take a NG or SG pop we will be happy to take it right back. Seems you have butter fingers there,everything slips thru your grasp.
Belechael
One does not degrade hisself for the love of money, but for the love of the Lord of the Rings. Love is hardly even the word that best describes the hollow scream in my heart. In men it is so much closer to fear.
Angamaite- I do not ask you to follow me with scoop and baggie, cleaning the offal I shed nor the bodies I discard. I ask you to make your own path, in Sauron’s name, over waves with sail and sword ballasting your boats with booty and bilging the blood from their bottoms.
Belechael- I will hold my boasts for now until I can whisper them in the ears of your wives and children. When you return from Ithil I hope to be ready to greet you myself.
Originally posted by seejaie
Belechael- I will hold my boasts for now until I can whisper them in the ears of your wives and children. When you return from Ithil I hope to be ready to greet you myself.
So you come to scare the women and children. How typical of a cowardly nazgirl. The best thing about your stealthy nature is it spares us the sight of your decrepid face. No need to whisher in the childrens ears as your sight is enough to scare them, Oh wicked witch of the south. Dorothy comes for you, beware of the ring of the falling house.
Belechael
Originally posted by seejaie Angamaite- I do not ask you to follow me with scoop and baggie, cleaning the offal I shed nor the bodies I discard. I ask you to make your own path, in Sauron’s name, over waves with sail and sword ballasting your boats with booty and bilging the blood from their bottoms.
Well, you certainly don’t talk like a chickie poo… Myself and my men are a little less inclined to such orchestral dramatics. We’re looking for loot, liquor, and ladies. I’ve seen your pic in Nazgul Millenially (2nd Age Edition), and while I take it you’ve aged better than most, still…:eek:
Is there enough Botox in all ME. I must check the market again. The price must be thru the roof. Currently we use Adungaphel’s pictures instead of rat traps. It works much better. If botox can help a decrepid hag as yourself than it must be a miracle drug. We must hoard it for no other reason to keep the rats in mordor where they feel at home . Must preserve the rat chasers.
Belechael
Well Belechael, you have made some stunning progress into the fatherland. It’s a shame so many of your allies will not live to see the glories the Burning Eye has prepared for you there. What of Erestor, Gildor, Falin, Athaulf, Gisulf,and Thuidimer? Your people want you home Belechael, there are wars to fight in Gondor, too.
Yes while the eye was turned to the plains , killing the glorious ones Belecheal keeps on a marching. The war council is now in session. Should we douse the fire or head for the big eye itself. Results in 2 wks.
Belechael
Hmmm, make threats while you can . . . the Cloud Lord is now officially bored of killing Eothraim commanders . . .
Who next I wonder? I could move to meet the cowardly Belechael who refuses challenges and skulks around avoiding battles allowing my troops to claim more if his Northern Gondorian allies. It would definitely be just reward for his cowardice.
Thank goodness we have stout orcs, goblins and trolls to support us rather than these untrustworthy menfolk.
Originally posted by seejaie
[b]Well Belechael, you have made some stunning progress into the fatherland. It’s a shame so many of your allies will not live to see the glories the Burning Eye has prepared for you there. What of Erestor, Gildor, Falin, Athaulf, Gisulf,and Thuidimer? Your people want you home Belechael, there are wars to fight in Gondor, too.
Adunaphel [/b]
Hey Seejaie,
you frogot to mention Arantar in your listing or doesn´t he count because it was no starting character, hemmmm I got to read the assissin guild rules, I have them somewhere around here, are here there are. No! Non starting characters count for the Burning Eye, so we have to add Arantar to the list.
Cheers from the SNOW BUNNY.
Belechael, I hope you have you HOLY HANDGRANATE OF ANTIOCH, because if not my “bunnies” will have your troupes for breakfeast
Belachael and company will gladly take up Ji’s challenge. Since you have called us cowards we are determined to see who the coward is. A challenge to JI is now thrown out. Belechael and all S. Gondorians will never refuse a challenge from here on out. Howevr the Cloud Lord must accept this same challenge himself. No cloud lord charactor may refuse chhallenge.Will you be a hero or a coward Mr. Ji. You have called us cowards,will you accept the challenge or be branded the true coward .
Stout orcs Ha. You have so much comfidence in your orcs you blow the bridge so they won’t fight. Never mind we have ways across. They will be fighting wheter you want them to or not.
Belechael
