Hi there,
it’s not that I have too much time on my hands or anything, I’m just a little anxious to get started on this game! Any of you guys out there that I know who are joining? I have made a Yahoo group that can be utilized by my allegiance, what ever that will be in the end. So what are you’re nation bids? If I get lucky I may be in for Arthedain, Noldo or Cardolan, but I may take a lot of other nations if that’s the way it has to be,
Claus
Ok just 4 more! Come on guys! Join!
Claus
So it begins!
All neutrals are invited to send their contact details to Arthedain via clausbrandtjakobsen@yahoo.dk
Looking forward to a great game, good luck all (well mostly to my allies of course!),
Claus
Men of the South and Servants of the One, you need only whisper the name of Adunaphel the Quiet Avenger to the sands to hear the call of Sauron. More involved discourse should be directed toward:
seejaie@rice.edu
hi,
Cardolan can be contacted at kobberhat@yahoo.dk.
greetings from Cardolan we seek contact with the great neutral nations of Dunland and Rhudaur.
Greetings from Gondor,
Celdrahil sends his best wishes to the honorable neutrals.
We seek brave warriors to join us in the forth coming war. Slaves and the weak minded need not apply. Sauron likes those of limited vision and little resolve. Plenty of ale and meat is available at our tables. And we won’t eat your fingers by mistake (pesky goblins).
Official diplos will be sent via eagle thru the great neutral known only as Harly.
Celdrahil
metmarsup@yahoo.com
Greetings to all of our friends and potentail noble allies from the sharp knives of the Cloud Lord. Prepare to feast with us on grilled man chops and roasted hobbit feet.
To book your table at this feast contact Ji and the boys on simon.arnold1@which.net.
Potential additions to the menu (Free People’s) are also more than welcome to get in touch to discuss seasoning with our chefs!
Simon.
A scene resantly observed at a typical orc banquet:
1st orc chef---- “Where’s the seasoning”
2nd orc chef-- “I thunk weese is out”
3rd orc chef-- sneezes mightily on chooping block
1st orc chef— " never mind I found some"
The choice of how to dine is yours. We in gondor like our food slow cooked over open pits with fine herbs and spices from all over. Only the best elven herbs,finest hillmen spices,and freshest mushrooms from dwarven mines are used.
No need to RSVP we always keep an eye open for those who unexpectily drop by.
Cledrhil
Such hypocrisy, who can forget the legendary table decorum of Denethor? Do not confuse the warmth and good humour of the food with the ice in heart and mouths of Gondor. I can never eat a cherry tomato again without cringing. It is true that orcish food lacks the polish of Gondorian cruelty- but rest assured the Nazgul will not send out their allies to fight while they consume the spoils.
Adunaphel, Quiet Avenger
seejaie@rice.edu
Thanks for the reminder Adungheep oops I mean Adunaphel. The ice is used for snowballs with the meals. Climate is warm now and make a nice addition to those warm nights and good food. And we do not serve manchops.To all newts who are men , that would be errrh hmmm all of you is cannabalism your way. Seems JI wants to serve you manchops. With a backstabber like JI offering manchops a question needs to asked when he invites you to dinner.Are you invited as a guest or as the dinner itself.
Denethor now that sounds like someone not even born yet. Maybe you had a premonition o wise Adudeufelt. If you saw some old dude in a future vision than you know how this must end. Hell we had some old witch once tell us a cute little girl would kill your biggest and baddest but we even find that a little hard to believe.
We have no doubt you won’t consume the spoils you’ll just spend all the neutral gold you can get your hands on.
Khamul : Hey Murazor I need money
Murazor: Get it from our new allies.
Khamul: But he already gave me a MT.
Murazor: So,he’s but slave for us,screw him and his plans.
Well I gotta run,the venison roast needs a little basting.
Celdrhil
Hi all!
Ice King loggin in. Please contact me under mpfendtner@gmx.de
And do not listen to the braggart of Gondor. While he feasts all day the oppressed masses move to overthrow their decadent leaders. The people have to work in the slave mines of Gondor while their Lords entertain their visitors.
Join the DS, here everyone is equal, one men or ork or whatever gets one vote.
And the food is same for everyone, I hope you like beans.
Cheers,
Hoarmûrath, Leader of the people revolution for the equality of all races (PRFTEOAR)
Well dear neutrals it is for you to decide whether to be swayed by the honeyed words of the pompous Gondor kingdoms which seem to have become little more than fat and complacent farmers and merchants.
I ask the Corsairs and the Harad, what could be better than raiding these slow and slovenly people and ridding them of the rich lands that they currently waste in their idle sloth. Your ships can raid at will along the huge coastlines and sun themselves on the beaches of Gondor! Or to the Duns, Easterlings and far distant Rhudaur is it better for your troops to cut swathes through these pompous lackeys? OR would you rather that they had to trudge despondently up the mountains to the forbidding fortress of Mordor . . . Think about, sea, sun and sex or mountain climbing in the freeze of winter? What would the average soldier prefer?
Jimon
Originally posted by Nick
Only the best elven herbs,finest hillmen spices,and freshest mushrooms from dwarven mines are used.
No need to RSVP we always keep an eye open for those who unexpectily drop by.
Cledrhil [/b]
Hmmm, maybe we aren’t so far apart, we like Elven seasoning too, particularly the hair from inside those big floppy ears!
Simon.
Some of Sg fighters are on the hefty side. Maybe you put those wimpesh goblins on the front lines of a shield wall. We put the biggest bad -as$%#@s on the shield wall. Bring on those storms frosty boy. We don’t care about no stinking formation. Anywhere anytime. Bring that coyote coat you where.It’ll look nice hanging from the front gates of Osgilith.
Or is your plan to let some misguided newt do your fighting. That would be a typical snowqueen tactic.
The good thing about orcs eating beans is that it improves there smell. First you invite the newts to a banquet and now you are offering beans. So your promises are changing already. So when the snowman promises a MT you’ll get a camp.
The icicle man offers you sun,sea and sex to the southern newts. He offers what you already have plenty of. Kinda getting what you already have. Now for a change we Gondors are going for the many palatial ski resorts the DS are keeping to themselves.The mountains in the summer and beaches in the winter. Sweet. The only thing missing is the mountains.
Yes gondorians are merchants. Give us something ,we give you something. It is the way of the frees.
Our spies recently over heard this conversation at Barad Dung.
The bloodshot eye asks: What do you need from any new
slaves who have allied with us and what do we offer.
Murazor: I want a MT,T and money. Offer nothing they are
nothing but slaves.
Khamul: I want aMT,lotsa money,. Offer them anything but
give them death.hehehehe
Hoarmarath: I want (murazor interupts him)
Murazor: Shut up popsicleman you ain’t a real nazgul
and you don’t count.
It continued on ad nauseum.
Celdrahil
Somehow it’s appropriate that your post ends with the words "It continued on ad nauseum. " 
Actually I’m seriously looking forwards to this game now whatever the result may be, it looks as though we have some committed players and an opposition with a bit of sauce!
To the victor the spoils and all that!
Simon.
PS At least the DS have a more adult approach underlined by our superior names, it’s no accident that Celdrahil is an anagram of “Real Child”.
The servants of Sauron make no secret of our slavery, to join us is to assume a yoke. The will of Sauron is not the will of any of its member parts, no more than the will of Bane can be entirely described by his lust for mithril. I would glady place myself at the “mercy” of the Council of the “Wise” if that would best serve Sauron. To be orc-born is a lesson in the annhiliation of the self, but, when the last vestiges of ego are shed before the burning eye, you find that there is only strength beneath. Sauron’s will is a burden of service, a burden of power. Like the weight of Grond, the power of Sauron exhausts the flesh; but power so wielded replaces everything it takes. Few have been the days when I regret donning the ring he offered me, though a link in a chain it be. Should you join our chain and make it stronger you will bear its heft fully, but equally. Should you stand against us, you shall feel our force all the same, yet in a very different way.
Adunaphel, the Quiet Avenger
Bloody hell! I’m scared of my own side now:rolleyes:
Simon.
Originally posted by seejaie
[. Few have been the days when I regret donning the ring he offered me, though a link in a chain it beAdunaphel, the Quiet Avenger [/b]
And as many vile betrayers, he has taken back the nine. How many days is that you wish you still had it. Check your finger lately ,no ring. The Bloodshot eyeball has it.
You speak as one who has free will. You have none. You do not chose the burden , it is ordered on to you. You are but a puppet on a string. Dancing and singing to his whims. It is the fate of all that join him. Had you knowingly chosen your path that would indeed be admirable. However you were trick. Now you claim it was by choice. Lies beget lies. And you are his queen liar.Yes, you share the burdon but reap no rewards unless slavery is your idea reward. You talk so pretty you may have convinced yourself. Did you borrow the The Voice to make this pretty speach.As with all betrayers you cloak your words with roses. And if we stand before this Bloodshot eyeball we will spit in it wether we be a real child or real man, we come for you.
Celdrhil
P.S. While you scramble our names we’ll just burn you out. IT’S SMACKDOWN TIME. ARE YOU READY TO RUUUUUMBLE
Between the recipes and all, I really wouldn’t mind to get the contact details for Rhudaur, are you out there somewhere?