You guys are lucky to get anyone at all responding to you from the DS team after the slurry of drunken incomprehensible posts out of some of your team buried the thread.
Brad is to be commended for being charitable enough to banter with you.
Spare change for the bus? Honest sir, I need to get to Goblin Gate…! Why, the War, don’t you know? Haven’t you heard? Oh, of course, you’re from Rhun… Well, charity for a poor soldier who actually has a real life war to get to? You see, the government doesn’t pay us, the local’s won’t sponsor us, and Great Prince Celdrahil has been deaded - he was our greatest supporter you know, “I love those little beorninglingeons up there…I’ll pay them not to come here” he used to say. Honest! I swear! Oh wait, you’re from Rhun you say? Um, okay, pity a poor man and buy him a pint good sir? Good on ya mate!
Hic… Agreed! I was surprised at your weesponse but me and Brad (any Brad will do, seeing how I’m seeing at least double , maybe tripple?)… will have a beer post game and I will provide the Brew seeing how the brew gets better with every turn (so far?)
Afterall, isn’t that what the game and the Forum is all about???
Please advise me (from either side) if I’ve got it all wrong
Great Ceasar’s Ghost! Think I will surrender now. Part of being a wise man is knowing when you are overmatched/ Beer drinking Aussies feel no pain, so no point in kicking them when they are down. Canadians are only safe to approach during their six-nonth winter hibernation.
“Expensive”? I thought it was a cost saving? “Regents”… you mean we are losing posh characters in battle and we aren’t bragging about it? 
The beauty is, everyone knows what your name, rank and serial number is, it’s the value of Cleanliness that’s not understood. 
My lads… worthless by name and nature, ranked like Australian Football players at the world cup as no hoping sheep herders from an isolated area of a no legged nation… but those no-names kicked somebody’s higher rated rectum!
Untypically, but expectedly as the commander of No-names, I prepared for the expected massacre of Northmen commanders by Din and the generally accepted loss of pops, despite my expectaions of thwartation to those efforts, my nation turned to the drink… hic, and so doth their bbbb leader…
Offencive behaviour from the Bong Rider and potentially/usually the Blind Sauce on Her… together, usually making a mess of the unsociably isolated Northmen… they proved to be no more than Regents in Rags, running to the clothier for a new set of undergarments :o
Given I am not normal and my IQ amounts to no greater than the combined amount of bottles one can consume in any one moment using only 2 hands and one mouth, agreeably and purposefully no-one on either side can disagree… the massive combat of the “Moon” City, the loss of many Gondorians and their fancy clothed leaders, simply was born as another statistic. 
However, your Moon is nowhere as big as the Moon of a peed off N’men commander who pays too much for troops… who can’t find an enemy but incoherently states his enemy MUST take some responsibility?
His point is… There is no point in harping on about the loss of a few pointless knife recipients like, What’s his name?.. crappo in charge of?.. minister for sanitation?
When my granny is cutting your grass with a pair of snippers while your fleet of ride on mowers are parked in the desert mowing over watered cactus, you need to rethink the power of the old flower
Arggh, anudder good spellerer like me… lucky you didn’t have a “sex-nonth” winter hibernation or our alliance would be a severely uncooperative one 
It wasn’t necessary to buy wheelchair for them …
Could have been a deadly weapon with some blades at the wheels.
Have Fun !
Gixxx
Hmm,
I’ve thought and seen that there wasn’t much to report concerning your actions.
Have Fun !
Gixxx
Heyja Ed,
what’s about the Germans ?
No hibernation, a lot of beer …
Have Fun !
Gixxx
Sorry, but I don’t understand your post.
A pretty quiet turn in the west.
Gix: My wife is a Kraut, so I have to be careful what I say about Germans.
Greetings Darrell,
I haven’t known that it was so difficult to understand my words.
Okay, so let’s explain it :
Looking on the things the DS have done the last turn, there wasn’t much to post !
Have Fun !
Gixxx
Hi Ed,
that’s the explanation ( and a real good one ) !
Have Fun !
Gixxx
Gixx,
Get some sleep man, or are you just an early riser.
Brad
Hi Bradden,
I would like to get some more sleep, but some manual workers are making my life harder !
It’s Saturday, but this bastards have started to use their hammers at 7 o’clock this morning !
Have a nice weekend Bradden !
Have Fun !
Gixxx
slow turn, took 2 capitols, killed starting cloud lord agent. recovered artifacts.
financed freep war effort. blunted enemy incursion into cardy.
ed, gonna be tough to project force into the plains without morannon,caravad, and durthang. that boil called the olde gap road region, shall be lanched very very quickly. now we focus on the pass and the east. angmar, a sideshow. nice use of dragons, you seem to have a lot of them. have to work on that. starting, now.
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Ahem, this has not been my best game.
No finger pointing? Blaming nameless/named allies for not coordinating? No accusing another of sabotaging what would have been a perfect victory? I almost sniff a glimmer of humility and personal responsibility here… You certainly ARE old around here Ed…
Beora, who’s done nothing but watch, all the Glory to the Front Lines of Eothraim and North Gondor
Your individual words are perfectly understandable, it just that they are organized as if assembled by a team of manatees. (gratuitous South Park reference)
Wow, a whole 4 MT’s in 7 turns…amazing…I’d heard rumors of games where the FP might destroy 1-2 DS MT’s in the early rounds but a whole 4? That’s just got to be a record around here…better check with Clint.
4 is better than 2 which is better than none, which is why the FP are smiling and the DS are sour. See how this works?
Beora