I meant what I said. 
:rolleyes:
I 'spose you can go cryin to grandpappy Ed when the hangnails get infectious. Heāll care as much as I, but differently.
Beora
Better that than a āHeterocephalus glaberā so consider yourself lucky to be called woodrats.
We said what we meant 
Gāday ADās
You want gold, come get it, Iām rolling in itā¦ stupid Barlin spilt beer on it
Ashduās time is DS moneyā¦ as I said, spend up your allies have plenty is my best tip for a beginnerā¦ on the other side 
āBeating you?ā The boys are mean and keen but from whence we sit, it not be so easy yet. Having a mage learn ābeam me upā spell, be over in a minute though. Nothing else to do seeing as your allies chose the least populated area to attack in Rhun <yawn>
ā# 5 or 6ā, Iām past thatā¦ beers that is 
Playing my umpteenth game and proudly never won one yetā¦ smashed up a few that have though, or so they say?
See, the important thing to me is not victory but actually embarrissing those that think theyāre victorious and using your pecker as the weapon of choice, even if it is the smallest Rod of Righteouosness
You have a fun game and one more thing,
I simply aint buying your Rookie sales pitch. Not accusing you of anything but if you do something that proves your green, ok. Or alternatively you could profess to me your āexperiencedā and Iād treat you the sameā¦ by roasting your nations leaders on the Rhun Barbeque
I hate war games, nobody wants to be my friend anymore
Cheers,
Ditski of the Northmenā¦ where thereās Beer, thereās food
Is that one of those German or Yor a Pean Ales? I keep saying the best beer is one sillybal
I couldnāt find that name in the Dickshunairyā¦ you must have spelt it rong
Couldnāt find woodrats either 
D of NM
Does Mr Ed live in a stable at Morannon? Aweful lot of horses live thereā¦ just wondring :rolleyes:
Spelling is correct, look here
http://animaldiversity.ummz.umich.edu/site/accounts/information/Heterocephalus_glaber.html
Ego games Dit, youāre an Aussie, you likely play more overt masculinity boosting games like āsmash em in the head with a chairā or ādrink em till they sign over their sheep and fall in a holeā. Here in NA we have developed a fondness for false modesty. Itās win-win, really. Play like crap, well, thereās an excuse. Play any better than that and youāve set yourself up to fish for compliments. Iām not complimenting anybody, take your rod backā¦and keep away from the fireā¦
No Dit, fishing rodā¦geez you guysā¦
Beora the Vain
I never mean what I say nor say what I mean. How do you think I got old?
Nah, I just thought your earlier comments about being new were funny and so Iāve been poking fun at the whole ānewā thing. Frankly, if I were on my own Iād be in a lot of troubleā¦fortunately I have several good resources on my TEAM to come to my aid.
Frankly, I donāt want to hear compliments from you but rather more complaints about Ashdubuk tying up most of your armies and commanders oh ravager of empty hexesā¦lol.
Defending Morannon??? :rolleyes:
First offā¦ too much Frankly for my liking. I prefer not to be Franklyād, thank you very muchā¦been there, done that
Second, youāve been āpoking fun at the wholeā Watch out you donāt get sucked in
Third, several good resources on your teamā¦ must mean the oneās that left the Rhun fight. Point 3.1 might be: Your not the only one whoās gonna need resourcingā¦ takes a bit to rebuild the mountains once theyāre Bulldozed level
Fourthly (not frankly) I have not been giving you any compliments so stop trying to sober me up
Finally (though I doubt it), Ashdu is not tying anything other than his shoe laces right at a time when he should be looking over his shoulder to see the Mighty Rod Rifling towards him. Reminds me of the Johnny Cash song āBuring Ring of Fireā actually and āAsh duā would be the āendā result (al puns intended)
The only raveging of empty hexes is DS armies as they past thru unowned ex DS Pop centresā¦ looking for Ash I spose?
I think we should let you live the longest to keep the men in their merry state, though you may have to be killed second last, Dragboy does deserve more rodding and prodding for his earlier comments
Ditskiā¦ talk in wet cement with a mouth full of marbles
Here in Aus we donāt have a fondness for false modesty or any chick with false anythingā¦ well false teef have some advantages but Sheepses, they are beautiful, plenty around too
Funnyā¦ but I only see one egoā¦ The DS, āEgoā down faster than granyās knickers on fathers day
Whoops, spelling mistake again, I meant Morannun
Moronāin, methinksā¦
The 3rd month in the war was dawning, and things were going well for the darkies. Derdy Dwarās defence strategy was working a treat - walk around backwards with a goofy look on your face, and when you hear the scary music start ā¦ walk faster
Maybe the next tap on your shoulder will not be a loving one
Khamulās defensive strategies were similarly excruciating for the Freepies. The defence of Harondor was causing the Freep no end of painā¦ Well it would have if they had turned up
Youāve shown how devestating your defences are where we aint, time to progress to defending the things where we isā¦
Winsten Wun Toof - turning Mordor into Middle Earthās largest swimming poolā¦ but mind the bobbing Nazgul
QUOTE=VEO Moronāin, methinksā¦[/QUOTE]
*I believe that by convention - the owner gets to name it (so that cuts out the DS from the debate at least). All of the names in Mordor are soooo drab. I think we should rename it āMisshappypantsā
Winsten Wun Toof - helping darkies everywhere to ādiscoverā themselves
Oh BTW - Iām back 
Ladies get in free after 11ā¦?
*I believe that by convention - the owner gets to name it (so that cuts out the DS from the debate at least). All of the names in Mordor are soooo drab. I think we should rename it āMisshappypantsā
Winsten Wun Toof - helping darkies everywhere to ādiscoverā themselves
Oh BTW - Iām back [/QUOTE]
Greatā¦ what chance do me Northmen have of renaming anything? 
I canāt even get the LR to attack me and he hides on a deserted Island in the middle of the Great Puddle of Rhun, (The boys did add a bit to that), he runs his orcses to the least populated abodes and wonāt challenge our spokesmens over the startling truths found in the Dead Rhun Scrollsā¦ written by Sauron aparently
Itās created lots of idle Northmen drinking large quantities of Rhununlagerā¦ the best brew on planet Freep
Bring back the Smack, The Ape is Back!
Ditski <Hic>