<<Welcome to my world Russ…>>
-Russangarunya
<<Hey Russ, this might help in your corsair dealings
http://www.ljsilvers.com/pirate/default.htm
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WELL!! I just found out my name is ACTUALLY “Black-eyed Bart the Messy.” Now, how can I use this info to save my skin? I will find a way . . .
-Russanga. . .er, Black-balled Messy Bart or wahtever that site said
Hey, i`m Scallywag Scott the Salty!
Hmmm, where did i put those ships…?
THE VOICE of Adunaphel.
Flintlock Freddy the Hook…
Hmm, I kinda like the sound of that. Maybe I will move away from these elves. I do kinda miss the sea air…
Like we don`t know where the [former] Northmen are…
Looks at the four DS pop centres he has taken in the last few turns, including two lovely Corsair towns
Come and get me, Brendan! Or I’ll come and get you.
Well, I’m glad you know where I’m at. I sure dont know where I am going to settle in. 
Who says anything about settling. I intend to kick you out for good.
Having said that…we do have bigger fish than the homeless [read derelict]Northmen to fry!
THE VOICE of Adunaphel
A quick body count for t18:
Woodmen:
BEORABORN, unknown, encounter?
BEORSON, executed.
GRIMBEORN, assassinated.
TURTLE, assassinated.
Dwarves:
ANGELIMAR, thwarted.
GUTHLAF, assassinated.
Noldo:
GLORFINDEL, cursed.
White Wizard:
BUGRUG, kidnapped.
Blind Sorceror:
LEARDINOTH, assassinated.
Corsairs:
ALUKHOR, PC.
EARNIL, Cursed.
Which makes the scores on the doors:
FREE PEOPLES:
DEAD: 59
M-I-A: 7
DARK SERVANTS:
DEAD: 20
M-I-A: 0
Flatulent Reek of Barduath.
Thats does it!
As soon as I get a home, character base, and an army you have had it!
Until then, I think I am going to keep hunting those damn spiders that ate all my characters in mirkwood.
Ben
Thats it! It finally happened. A FP agent got a kill, and a Nazgul none-the-less. No more Ren. Ok, we have accomplished what we set out to do on turn 3. Now you are doomed!
Ok, all we have to do now is bump the rest of the timeline by 15-16 turns. Ok, what were we supposed to get done on turn 4. Oh yeah, camps and new characters. I can do that…
Ben
What do you mean there are 3000+ man armies running around. Who does that on turn 4?!?
TO EL-DRONE and the Leaders of the Elven Conspiracy,
You will no doubt be relieved to learn that my Master has sent me to deliver this message to you in Imladris. What a surprise, no one is home. Still, it does give Adunaphel time to measure up for new drapes [she`s just a girlish kinda nazgul that way], since she will soon be relocating to these chilly northern climes. And what could be better than the former Noldo capital? However, this missive comes from HE-WHO-MUST-BE-OBEYED Himself; SAURON, Lord of the Rings!
We offer you the chance to surrender before things [and i have to paraphrase the mind image he gave me] “get icky” for you. We are about to take 3 of your Northern Capitals in the near future. Rhun is already lost [it doesn`t matter how you try to justify yourselves by diverting troops there, both sides KNOW Rhun is now the new territory of Mordor and placed back in the rightful hands of the Easterlings]. Mirkwood is turning our way by the day. The Dwarves are outnumbered and isolated and your “offensive” in Harad is just laughable.
We are happy to discuss the terms for YOUR SURRENDER!
THE VOICE of Adunaphel, channelling BIG-S!
ps;how did the Rangers like TWO DS armies turning up at Bree just after they moved out to protect Imladris? It sure raised a chuckle with us…
Oh no, you found my major town around the Rhun Sea, woe is me…
Let me see our armies there will mutually destroy each other. My troops from Rhubar will return in short order. And wait, there’s the third army that just came out and is, oh wait… You can’t see that one yet… And the fourth one either…
You guys have no idea how long I’ve been recruiting out of that pop center, do you…
Do you guys want to know how many armies are up
Hey Rangers . .
Ha ha!!
Hey freeps that TRIED to take my cap . . .
HA ha!!
-Russangarunya
Takin’ Caps (with Ren) and Keepin’ His
ON WITH THE BODYCOUNT!
I feel Ive neglected you all of late, Im afraid life has been too hectic to report everything to you. Nonetheless Id like to offer up a tally of who has expired in the last month. Also, Id like to thank the Freeps for their donation of 3 of their capitals, possibly four in the next coupla turns. Cheers!
Blaznak, cursed on t20.
Ferret, assassinated on t20.
Marmaset, assassinated on t20.
RANGERS:
Veantur, cursed t19.
SILVAN:
Dorlas, executed t20.
Minohtar, cursed t20.
SINDA:
Tathar, executed t19.
NOLDO:
Aegnor, assassinated t19.
Finrod, PC t20.
Hastur, assassinated t19.
Pelnimloth, assassinated t19.
DUNLAND:
Calmuad, assassinated t20.
WHITE WIZARD:
Bugrug, executed t19.
Ugluk, combat t20.
[DARKS]:
WITCH KING:
Bolg, assassinated t20.
Narkga, assassinated t20.
DOG LORD:
Rashkuk, cursed t19.
QUIET AVENGER:
The Heretic, assassinated t20.
FIRE KING:
Ren the Unclean, assassinated t19.
DARK LTS:
Gothmog, cursed t19.
Isenmouthe, assassinated t19.
[TOTALS]:
FREEPS:
73 Dead
5 M-I-A
DARKS:
27 Dead
1 M-I-A
Flatulent Reek of Barduath, still waiting to hear of the freeps surrender…
[1]Woodmen—14 dead, 1 M-I-A.
[2]Northmen—5 dead.
[3]Rohan—6 dead.
[4]Rangers—2 dead, 1 M-I-A.
[5]Silvan—6 dead.
[6]N Gondor—7 dead, 1 M-I-A.
[7]S Gondor—4 dead.
[8]Dwarves—6 dead, 1 M-I-A.
[9]Sinda—10 dead.
[10]Noldo—6 dead, 1 M-I-A.
[23]Dunland—4 dead.
[24]White Wizard—2 dead.
[11]Witch King—7 dead.
[12]Dragon Lord—2 dead, 1 M-I-A.
[13]Dog Lord—1 dead.
[14]Cloud Lord—none dead.
[15]Blind Sorceror—1 dead.
[16]Ice King—1 dead.
[17]Quiet Avenger—1 dead.
[18]Fire King—4 dead.
[19]Long Rider—2 dead.
[20]Darl Lts—4 dead.
[21]Corsairs—4 dead.
[22]Rhun East—none dead.
[25]Kand East—none dead.
Unknown—1 dead.
Hey Free People, you quit yet?
And, oh we know something you don’t want us to know…
Hello FREEPS!?!
Kinda quiet on the taunt front from you…has the demoralisation set in so deep? Yes…i see it now. It all becomes clear. Its so bad that a certain nation on your side couldnt even conjure the will to go on…you know who im talking about! Have they dropped? Is someone else gonna pick it up? Either way, we aim to take advantage, starting right away. Kind of careless of you to lose two capitals in one turn, what we did that too? Piffiling Corsairs drunkardville and the temporary WK one? Thats okay, we swapped them for IMLADRIS and BREE! Thanks very much. Now all those pop.centres in ARNOR are kinda unprotected, arent they? And with our Curse-Emmy assault in full flow we have our pick of who is next...well you know who is next; the SILVANS at Goblin-Gate [capital number two for them]...but where shall we move next? Plenty of targets...i bet the woodmen are praying right now.."please pick on the dunlendings or white wizard!" Also we have a very large HC army on the dwarven capital. Nice castle by the way. maybe we cant burn it now, but we can sit there and pick off any army you raise. A valiant effort to do something in Rhun, but thats over now. Just get over it. You are also adventuring in harad, but thats folly too. You should be harnessing your resources elsewhere…but it`s not for me to tell you where.
Still awaiting your Official Surrender,
THE VOICE of Adunaphel.