Snicker Somehow I feel that you’ve failed to knock out any nations, and North Gondor is hanging by a thread. You keep missing the target…
- Ben
Dark Lts.
Your 12 nation gang is just a house of cards. We don’t need to take you out one by one, the whole ***** house will come crumbling down as we continue taking your capitals.
N
House of cards, eh? Snicker You’re delusional.
- Ben
Dark Lts.
Oh yeah, Cody? Well the freep house is a House of 'Tards! Ok, that was poor taste, but still remotely funny.
-Ovatharuss
King of Khand, Umbar, and Rhun
Oh yeah??? Well you’re a bunch of Jean Luc Picards! And we’ll have you whining (especially the QA) next turn, you sank my battleship!
N.
ME 229
Heh. Well, this house of cards now stands poised to capture Dilgul and march on Mirkwood and the Iron Hills. We already own the western side of the Anduin, and soon South Gondor shall fall.
- Ben
Dark Lts.
I dont know what your fixation on the QA is. Is Carnival offering “all male” cruises on the River Harondor now? Dont know what sort of “action” Adunaphel is offering these days, but she’s always been one to cater to the “alternative” lifestyle.
Shoglic - the suspicious.
We’ve destroyed Minas Morgul and taken Durthang for a time, forcing the IK to relocate his capital (which I already know the location of *hehehe).
This turn we will take the Dragon Lord capital Idiotville and force yet another relocation. After we’ve taken 3521, the Dragon Lord might have to move far away. Hopefully to never-never land.
And we also have taken the Wk capital in Khand.
Why would we go on the defensive when we have had such great success on the offensive?
(Rhetorical question: no need to reply, though I know you will).
Speaking of Dilgul, you’re paying a steep price for it. Another nazgul stoog bites the dust: bye bye Uvatha. And Lomelinde will never be kidnapping another Dwarven emissary due to the fact that FP blades slashed her throat.
Master Elrond
Shoglic, stop whining for attention. The Cloud Lord et al will get their just deserts soon enough.
Meanwhile Gondor still burns and soon Dol Amroth shall join the ashes. Again Nick, you’re missing the point. You hurt us, fine, but we’re knocking you guys out and will continue to do so. North Gondor isn’t around much longer, if at all.
- Ben
Dark Lts.
For the third time, Northern Gondor will outlive the Lieutenants of Sauron.
And we’re taking back Finduilond this turn, have you backed up to Pelargir, a LR army at Minas Arthor vanishes after its commander was killed by a FP agent, you have huge, large, and small armies marching towards Minas Tirith with little to defend it, especially since FP agents kill FK army commanders there.
And all this while our SM mages dominate whereever they go in Harad and Khand, taking capitals and killing more DS characters.
Further north, a powerful White Wizard army hounds the foot of Mordor, with the Dog Lord unable to stop him and gripped by fear at Morannon.
Also this turn, an army of elves will sack the Rhovanion Dragon Lord capital which finds itself lamely defended by roughtly 148 heavy cavalry under the Dark Lts.
In the past four turns the DS have lost Din Ohtar, Carrog, Uvatha, Lomelinde, and a once-promising agent in the now dead Paris. I won’t mention your humiliating losses in other character classes. (Ok, just Grashuhk, but I loved killing him).
If I am missing your point, you are taking thousands of mine. How do the points of my arrows and blades feel as they’re piercing you?
Master Elrond
They tickle.
- Ben
Dark Lts.
Hey Roberto,
We are not picking on you honest! It wasnt me who visited you at Easgaroth, some IK friends did the trick. THRANDUIL and MINOHTAR die and your army disappears! Ouch. Hope you arent getting a complex, but losing three nations in 1 game would be some kind of a record, surely? 
Dendra the Diabolical
And that army survives, though no longer at Esgaroth.
Are you sure you’re gonna nab Fanuilond this turn?? I mean I’v only allowed you like three tries so far. I really hope you manage it this time. If not, its going to be quite embarrassing for you lot!
But dont count your elflings yet, we have quite a few of your goons in the crosshairs this turn. We always come from the front because we know you’re always looking behind you for Elven shananigans…
Shoglic for Ji Indur
PS: I thought I had most of the Dwarf emmis. I’ll have to have a word with the Long Rider about that. We like to shave thier beards to make coats and if he is encroaching on my post war marketing blitz…well…
Guard your camps, fool Shoglic: when towns are captured, camps fall.
I would say we have your agents in the crossfires, especially when incompitents like Inkatha reveal themselves as they fail.
Perhaps he should return to our camps to steal gold before he attempts such adventures beyond him, like assassinations.
Pity he has used up his chances to learn from his mistakes…
Master Elrond
I know Inkatha is rather manly looking, but trust me, he is a she!!
But dont worry she will be back, and next time she wont miss!
Inky went for Aragorn because she expected to be nuked herself. Apparently she wasnt a target. Guess you had better concentrate on getting better scouts!
Shoglic
For
Ji Indur
Paris was a better agent, so we decided to kill him instead. But we thought Inkatha might be guarding one of the FK commanders there and hoped to kill two DS birds with one order with the very good FP agents there.
Master Elrond
Those guys are only at “very good”. My guys are all at least “excellent”!!
Inkatha is “competent”, whilst my man Lairathin is only “expendable” he seems to like being captured by you elves. I think its been two or three times so far. Please kill him next time you see him so I have room for another!
Shoglic
For
Ji Indur
First Ji Indur, then Lairathin will get his turn…