Doh!!!
Greetings enemies!
I’m writing from Tokyo, Narita airport to inform you that you utter defeat is near! I spent the greater portion of the 11 hour flight from Minneapolis planning my turn, meaning your torment and downfall. The QA will take some heavy hits this turn…
Let’s play another round of Mordor roulette, shall we? We could be heading back to a place we haven’t been to in a while.
I get to savor the results next week when I’m heading back. Hahaha!
Master Elrond
I was just outside Minneapolis last fall. Mall of America, woo hoo!! Never been to Tokyo, though. Is that somewhere near Idaho?
-Ovatharuss
Not Good with Maps
Freepies,
How did you enjoy the QA capital? All those emmies sat twiddling their thumbs, huh? And you discovered the WK capital too!!! Good for you…pity its another wasted trip, still, maybe its a good idea to go on holiday in the backwoods whilst we take gondor, huh?
Dendra the Defiant
Looks like the freeps need a new plan. This curse/emmy thing just isn’t working out all that great. A couple successes here and there, but really, where has it gotten you? You should really stop smashing your armies on Dragons, too.
Look to Gondor and Umbar for an example of how to TAKE and HOLD. Ok, don’t appreciate the perveted things you are thinking after that sentence! Elves!! ::spit::
-Ovatharuss
What will he take next?
The agents of the Cloud Lord are bored!!!
We run into the NG Major Town and only find Denethor’s Youth Brigade in charge of the armies (I dont even want to know what the masked pedophile Montieff was doing there…up to no good propogating the ways of the elves no doubt!!)
What happened to the Kings and might heroes of old?? Have they all been put under the earth in nameless graves?
Methinks the same issues effect thier backwoods cousins in South Gondor. Twice now you have marched your ragged bands of lepars and buck-toothed children to the gates of Fanuilond and demanded surrender. Twice, the citizens of this town (soon to be renamed Ji-Indur-ville) have turned you away with a hail of rotting vegtables and foul language.
Dont you see, the people are much happier under the Revolution of Sauron then they were ever under your unfair capitalist feudal system. Go back to your shanties and moonshine and prepare for the end!!
So sayeth Shoglic…
For Ji Indur
North Gondor takes another beating… Dilgul is about to fall… Yeah, things don’t look good.
- Ben
Dark Lts.
Howdy Freeps,
How goes your relentless quest for gold, power and domination of your fellow demi-humans?
Not so well if the latest figures released from the Barad-Dur Central Statistical Office are to be believed…
In 26 turns the Freeps have lost 76 characters and have 8 held hostage from their 10 remaining nations.
The Darks have 56 characters dead and 2 missing from their 12 nations. So much for the vaunted “talented” elves that the late mortal Gelding so admired…
GELDING`s WRAITH [a happier existance]
And the countdown continues.
- Ben
Dark Lts.
Yes, according to the inebriated Bulrakur, we have only 5 turns more before the DS shove annhilation down our throats.
By the way, of course you are right that the FP need to change our tactics after failing to clear the QA and Wk hexes for emissary assault. It worked at Durthang: when capitals fall, camps will follow.
In order to be successful we just need to hit less-protected targets. Either way, we’ll just continue to kill a bunch of your characters in the meantime.
I’m back from Cambodia and READY TO RUMBLE!
Elrond Beefcake of the WWF
A Holiday in Cambodia?
Bulrakur the Sober
Yeah, it was a good crazy time. Cheap beer, amazing temples, internet access to ponder one’s turns…
By the way, do you guys have a leash around Angurth, or is he just incredibly fond of you? Doting dragons, now that’s pretty hard to stomach.
I haven’t tested it in quite a while, but I’ve heard that dragons and other NPC’s are no longer traceable via LAT or Reveal Character True, so I’m guessing you just know his regular haunts and send grunts there to pick him up. Not fair! Where’s our eagles? Where’s our Ents? I’d settle for a couple of fat hobbit scouts at this points.
N.
You’ll just have to keep on guessing!!!
as for the Ents and Eagles…we wiped them all out. We’re not real hot on the protection of endangered species thing and once thier natural habitats were subjected to fire and brimstone…they quickly disappeared.
You dont even want to know what we did to the hobbits…
Shoglic
Owner of a nice Eagle feather cloak and Ent skin boots!
Nick/Former Gilders,
You really need to make more of an effort to getting those valuable NPCs onboard--you need to schmooze them a little, visit them at home, take them out for dinner--no such thing as a cheap date in MEPBM. Unless you count the corpse of Gildring; GELDINGs WRAITH is the Mordor name hes adopted. Hes dead, see, but a little alive, and chained to Dendras Throne at Morannon. He doesnt require feeding, doesnt drink and guards the Dog Lords coffers whilst hes out playing! So, nothing much has changed in his existence, im told El-Drone treated him in a very similar fashion…
Bulrakur the Brazen
Ben M,
Have you moved? What`s with the O-H-I-O stuff…?
d
Bulrakur,
So you are saying that when Morannon falls, the specter of Gildring is free? Deal. It will be a special spectacle indeed.
Before the end Gildring will sit upon that throne you mention.
Master Elrond
"Before the end Gildring will sit upon that throne you mention. "
–Only if Dendra and I fall in battle and we are REALLY short of leaders…
BTW; Morannon WON`T be falling anytime soon, i guarantee it. i spit in the face of the WW rabble. personally.
BULRAKUR the Bold
Originally posted by murmur
[b]Ben M,Have you moved? What`s with the O-H-I-O stuff…?
d [/b]
No, I’m still in DC. Just showing a bit of school pride.
- Ben
Buckeye Dark Lts.
So how’s North Gondor feeling?
- Ben
Dark Lts.
He’s feeling happy knowing that the Wk and Dragon Lord must be feeling a whole lot worse.
I had a feeling we’d be taking the Wk’s casino this turn…
N.