And you’ll lose Minas Tirith.
I’m not interested the in “you’ll lose this” and “oh yeah, you’ll lose that” conversation. The only thing I need to point out is what the Freeps will lose eventually:
The Game.
I’m not interested the in “you’ll lose this” and “oh yeah, you’ll lose that” conversation. The only thing I need to point out is what the Freeps will lose eventually:
The Game
Survey Says…
Ding
The number one answer…
“Name the top 5 things the Fp will lose…”
“Well Richard, I’m gonna go with…another nation!”
“Good answer, good answer”
“Shoglic says, another nation, is it there…”
Ding!
<applause> (Lots of Orcs yelling and screaming)
It’s improbable we’ll lose The Game when we keep destroying your capitals inside Mordor and adding major pop. centers in the South with our emissaries.
Your military is a shadow of ours, and our agents have been keeping pace with you in kills over the past 15 turns.
Our emissaries are better than yours, so only in spirit mastery do you have the edge. But not for long!
Master Elrond
And you are no where near to eliminating another nation. We’ve got enough cities and major towns to shuffle around if the game should go another 30 turns.
I’m going to save that quote for posterity. That way, when you are hiding in your cave, waiting for the world to end, we can show it to you and mock you with it.
Shoglic the Records Clerk of Kal Nargil
Cody,
Your team doesn’t have the fortitude for another 30 turns. They’re not hardcore enough to go toe-to-toe and turn-for-turn with Team Lush! Or, at least, they’re not drunk enough too!!
- Ovatharuss
Originally posted by RKFloyd
[b]Cody,Your team doesn’t have the fortitude for another 30 turns. They’re not hardcore enough to go toe-to-toe and turn-for-turn with Team Lush! Or, at least, they’re not drunk enough too!!
- Ovatharuss [/b]
Oh yeah! Well you haven’t seen our toes, and you haven’t seen our livers. Not pretty! As far as hardcore goes, I can see you aren’t acquainted with our video series: B*tch-slappin’ yo Orc A$$.
MoFo Elrond, his highPimpness
Well see your livers soon enough, your toes well feed to the were-hogs!
DENDRA the inDestructible
As Dolf Lundgren said to Rocky: We must break you.
And we will.
Comrade Elrond
Yeah, but then Dolf lost…!! :>
I knew the Fp’s were involved in one big Commie Conspiracy…should have suspected when the Noldo started talking about the “Peoples Leather” and the “Peoples Pop Centers”. Then the Hammer and Sickle on their banner…sheeesh
Shoglic the Red Baiter
I sent off my orders today, and I want to apologize in advance for the death and destruction (see Morannon) I am visiting upon your waning allegiance.
Fate, adding a nice ironic touch to our master plan, repaid us for the damage done by Angurth by raining Eagles down upon your heads at the former Black Gate. Just enough to tip the balance in our favor (how many points of damage did they inflict, about 12,000?) That little battle allowed us to move a large number of warmachines to Morannon. Proud city-- prepare to fall!
Your daddy,
Elrond
Bragging before the eggs hatch? Shame shame shame.
Ovatharuss
Hatcher of Eggs
Hey, I waited a long time to return and burn. Last time my bragging was thwarted by Angurth. I can hardly refrain now, being so close to launching the assault that will crush Morannon.
Let him who before spit from his lofty bulwarks now step forth. Though not as accurate as our keen-eyed elven archers, our catapults and ballista are so many we’re sure to knock you off.
Dendra, you’re dog cavalry doesn’t seem to be much use on the battle field (see the battle reports from the last year), so we’ll do you the favor of flooding your kennels with our urine once we sack Morannon.
Master Elrond
Originally posted by RKFloyd
[b]Bragging before the eggs hatch? Shame shame shame.Ovatharuss
Hatcher of Eggs [/b]
Now that I’ve seen my battle reports, I’d say your eggs are scrambled.
Do you want TOAST with your eggs?
Someone is gonna get a nice big crispy portion…
DENDRA the Devious
Both sides took a beating this turn… Let the beatings continue. Damn, it’s been a good game.
- Ben
Dark Lts.
Yep, I just wish the Dragon Lord hadn’t courted Angurth so effectively, so often.
Play on!
– Nick the Noldor
P.S. Even though I gave a chuckle when seeing the rumored activity of “Gelding’s Wraith” on a nation’s message, I will gladly kill this character when I catch him.
I thought u`d like that…
Anyway good game so far, “keep it up”! We could have a cracker on our hands…
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DOG
“cracker”? Please clarify the from-across-the-ocean slang for me!!
Ovatharuss