The best thing about being DS is that you can call up Billy Witchdoctor.com and have him raise the corpse of your enemy into a nice maleable zombie!!
Shoglic the JuJu Master
Who is maintaining the Kill Meter? I think the FP have been gaining some ground these past few turns. FP military dominance, capturing or killing Kalastrog, Araudagul (slippery monkey), and Raekrog, has complimented our assassins and SM mages.
I doubt the DS will ever match the FP military might while this contest lasts. You don’t seem to be recruiting much from Barad Ungol or Durthang. Minas Morgul and Morannon have been pulverized, Minas Tirith is in our hands, and several major pop. centers in central and SW Mordor are Free.
OvathaRuss, you are losing the south you once bragged about dominating.
Master Elrond
My abicus doesnt go high enough to keep track of the kills, besides you can have the pop centers, I mean c’mon, if gave the orcs a place to live they might want to get civilized, invent an alphabet…design dinner ware…in other words, become elves…eeewwwwww
Shoglic o Riffic
Sod the kills, how are the Gondors? Do they enjoy being chased around the map like gypos? How many characters do they have left, and how much of your resources are being used to support them?
DENDRA the DEATHBRINGER
<<OvathaRuss, you are losing the south you once bragged about dominating.
>>
Peeks out Window
Nope, it’s still there.
-Ovatharuss
Dendra, I could ask the same questions about the Dog Lord nation, and the Rhun, and the Dragon Lord, and the Witch-king.
– Master Elrond
They’re quite well, thank you.
- Ben
Dark Lts.
<<Dendra, I could ask the same questions>>
That’s part of your problem. You can’t come up with any NEW questions or ideas. No originality. Staleness and boredom will be your team’s downfall.
-Ovatharuss
True, I just pound my enemies into dust (see Morannon) and leave orginality to all those talented Orc painters.
General Ascarnil, destroyer of Morannon
And it only took how many attempts to get to Morannon?
Dont worry, by the time you breach Mordor, we wil be happily residing elsewhere. You can have that craphole!
Shoglic the Realtor
I didn’t get a chance to say goodbye to the Dwarf Major Town. I won’t miss that opportunity again. Goodbye, Silvan Major Town.
-Ovatharuss
Slowing Razing the North
Lets not forget the WW MT south of Mirkwood that will be destroyed this turn as well.
Ben
RE-225
And whoever owned that MT we just took back on Western Mordor ridge . . .
russ
Ovaries,
I hope you’ve enjoyed your little rampage-- the DS haven’t had too many of those lately. But you’ve run out of rope. FP armies are to the east, west, and south of you. To save your hide, maybe you can run up to Erebor?
Looks like we’ll be back in total command of the Rhun area. And we’re adding several pop. centers in SE Mordor, while still holding Ostigurth, 3630, the Havens of Umbar, etc etc.
I’d say you have a chance to hold your new acquisitions in southern Gondor for a while, but the DS keep running into superior FP armies there.
Elrond
ready for another game of the popular game-show; MORDOR ROULETTE!?
As for superior armies in Gondor, what DID happen to MANELDIR at Morthondost? 
DENDRA the DEADLY
Maneldir? Doesn’t ring a bell-- must have been a ghost, leading a phantom army. Nevermind about him.
E.
Originally posted by murmur
[b]ready for another game of the popular game-show; MORDOR ROULETTE!?As for superior armies in Gondor, what DID happen to MANELDIR at Morthondost?
DENDRA the DEADLY [/b]
Not DEADLY enough to save Morannon. And I’m keeping all my Elven fingers crossed in the hopes that Bulrakur is killed when he loses his battle against a superior White Wizard army this turn.
Keep a firm grip on your pretty harp. Though you don’t know it, sneeky elven agents (thieves! thieves!) are hanging out where you and Murazor went to school.
As for Mordor Roulette, one of you poor saps is in our crosshairs. I hope he’s as prepared as we certainly are.
Lord Elrond
Well Digul wasn’t quite as undefended as it looked was it?
Sorry Elrond had to be pushing up the daisies to realize that. 
And a few more MT’s fell to the ds.
Baja
RE-21
Who ever heard of the RE alive and kicking on turn 32?
Rhun, my red-headed stepbrother. You have truly come into your own. I am proud.
I’m a bit behind on the news having been busy burning all those MT’s in and around Esgaroth. I hear our good fellow Elrond has passed away? Tragic, simply tragic.
-King Ovatharuss
Mordor Roulette, baby!
Just a tad predictable, even when you try to flit at the edges. Not a good turn for the freeps this one. Signs of desparation, though, moving into the heart of mordor…rolling that ball once again. And we have three intact curse squads, the latest NG capital falls, SG is in a flap, the WW lost 1000HC to stupidity…it`s all falling to bits.
And to cap it, El-DRONE has joined the dark side. Welcome to Wraith-Ville, check your effeminate elfwear at the door;REAL [UNDEAD]MEAN WEAR BLACK!
DENDRA the DEAD