Ok guys. How about we use this as the 227 thread?
Sounds good to me. See you in Mordor Macman…
Baz NG
Hey Ice King give me a chance! I like Osgiliath. I can’t have your armies marching through there just yet! I need time to defend it!
Argh, this be a fine thread, then!
Eh? Who be I? You mean ye haven’t heard of the mighty CORSAIRS? Aye, the Fleet of the Green Skull sails again!
And I’ll try to stop talking “pirate” soon . . . It’s just . . . I really liked that movie!!
Russ
The Corsairs
Oh ye gods!
The Russter! Russman… Sanga dude!
Corsairs again?!?
Who do YOU know at MEPBM?
Baz…
…you and what army?.. oh- that army… and the others as well eh? Perhaps I will LET you into the pass after all for a little talk on world peace and stuff like that there… he he…
Macman
The WK
Glad to have you on board Corsairs. The war’s a’looming with the Ice King already knocking on me door. The Witch King’s probably not far behind!
Hopefully we’ll get a few more people onto this thread and enjoy some jolly banter.
Regards,
Baz NG
Greetings to all involved in game 227, including the delusional NG player.
The halls of Barad-dur are always open to ambassadors from the sovereign neutral nations.
Hope this is a challenging contest for all involved.
Pirates and Gondor…
Witch King and Ice King…
hmmm…sounds like a prom date to me…
Have fun kids…everyone knows the action’s at the back door!
see some of you soon… 
Blind Sorcerer
The Northmen are here, Sauron’s minions may begin groveling and cowering in fear!
I look forward to a fine game with fine banter and bragging and bravado!
As for you noble neutral nations, let us communicate freely so you may enjoy the game fully, and make fair choices about who your enemies truly are <cough, the Dark Servants, cough>.
“If you doubt your courage than come no further, for horrible death awaits you with nasty, pointy, little teeth.”
“Where is it? Behind the rabbit?”
Mordorian Rabbits are quite nasty- I assure you…
No- it IS the rabbit!
Macman
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAAY!
Ah HA! I knew the fuzzy little critters would do the trick… Middle Earth is ours for the taking…
bwhahahahahahahahahaha… (evil guy laugh)
Macman
WK and chief bunny handler…
PS: Brendan- where are you dude? I have some barbs to toss your way…
Originally posted by Macman
PS: Brendan- where are you dude? I have some barbs to toss your way…
I have been planning your demise. Abandoning Mt Gram already?
If you want I can send an emi over and you can transfer it next turn, it will save much heartache and death on your part…
Very bold moves in Mirkwood and the Anduin valley from you guys, looks to be an aggressive game…
Ps: I’m not sure how to take the BS’s action at the back door comment. I’d heard rumours, and he did always walk funny compared to the other Nazgul…
Originally posted by RKFloyd
[b]Argh, this be a fine thread, then!Eh? Who be I? You mean ye haven’t heard of the mighty CORSAIRS? Aye, the Fleet of the Green Skull sails again!
And I’ll try to stop talking “pirate” soon . . . It’s just . . . I really liked that movie!!
Russ
The Corsairs [/b]
Oh hello there, we are the diplomatic core of Imladris. Now, we do understand that your people are not fluent in the internationally recognised languages of Westron or Sindarin, so we have gone to great pains to learn to communicate with you in your own tongue.
coughs
Aaargh there me scurvy sea dogs, shiver me timbers and batten me mainmast there be a squall from hell shakin’ Davy Jones Locker or I just be a strange man with a peg leg, one eye and a dead parrot on me shoulder.
Us fancy dans from the north is most eager to become bosom mates and drink rum, ravage small coastal settlements and go aargh lots with yous.
We be avin’ much to offer you, booty, gold and dancin’ girls, not ta be forgetin’ some fancy trinkets that’ll make yer cap’ns hard as nails.
Originally posted by Macman
Mordorian Rabbits are quite nasty- I assure you…No- it IS the rabbit!
Not the dreaded Mordorian Vorpal Bunny! Anything but that!
The BS has always had his ‘eccentricities’… we generally don’t ask him about what goes on in the wizards’ towers late at night… though he was instrumental in breeding the Mordorian Vorpal Bunny from the lesser Mordorian ‘Big Teeth’ Bunny. Perhaps there is a connection? Best NOT to ask these things though. The last time one of us asked… well… nobody talks about Shmengee, the tenth Nazgul do they… yes- it is best not to ask some questions…
Macman
Rabbits, sure, but I’ve heard some real horror stories about what they do with Gerbils in the backdoor of Mordor!
Brendan, don’t you know it’s impolite to out-pirate-talk a pirate? C’mon, all I can do is “argh”.
Throw it on three. Not on two. Five is right out.
Mordor has begun overrunning Greenwood with hordes of horrible bunnies. The bunnies themselves bear striking, and distasteful, resemblences to Akhorahil, “Guardian of the Backdoor.” Whatever that means.
Oh, I think we all know what that means. “wink wink, nudge nudge, eh?”
Originally posted by RKFloyd
[b]Rabbits, sure, but I’ve heard some real horror stories about what they do with Gerbils in the backdoor of Mordor!Brendan, don’t you know it’s impolite to out-pirate-talk a pirate? C’mon, all I can do is “argh”.
Another gaffe by the Noldo Diplomatic Corps I’m afraid, we were reliably informed by a helpful fellow by the name of Mr Urza Hill that this was the best way to communicate with you…
Which beggars the question whether we should have followed his advice regarding the Dwarven group we sent to Larach Duhnan.
He said the Duns would be most impressed by our diplomatic entourage if they turned up in skirts, blind drunk with a gift of a dozen sheep for the purpose of strategic marriages…