The land sees the Mordor stirs. The Great Eye has been watching and now is the time for the “freeps” to put out the call to their banners and hone their eagerness for battle. It is glorious to see the ants put on their best colors and parade themselves before the walls of Mordor with mocking threats and beer lacquered wit.
Come come little men, we the Nine Lords of Mordor await you… our Nazgul are hungry.
To the Neutrals of Middle Earth, Sauron wishes it known that each have safe passage into and out of Mordor, for discussions and gifts that only the true Lord of Middle Earth can provide. Our allies will enjoy the fruits of our labors, and share enjoyment in watching the futile attempts at war from the “freeps”.
Khamul aka Kalgren Kalgren@gmail.com (please do not hesitate to let yourself known)
Ahh little Dorf, thou would have to jump for my pet to enjoy bitting off your ugly head. I wonder if anyone knows the reason why you don’t see any Dwarven women?
Because the men ARE the women, set at perfect height to service our needs. Not to mention the large noggin works wonderfully for plates and pints.
News flash: it isn’t just the Rohirrim… and don’t forget, Dol Guldur is not nestled so safely behind the mountains of Mordor. Even if the FP lose this one, your capital will burn long before you make any “horse eye pie.”
I understand your delimma Grouter and wish to dispell any thoughts that the dark is somehow light on delivery. If the manner of how I potrayed myself to you went so unwell then please forgive me and allow me to make true ammends. I spent the good portion of our first turn getting to know all new team members, and helping to create the first turn for my team. I myself am new in the Dragon Lord seat, though not green by any means. Instead of seeking out the Neutrals I worked and worked at what my nation needed to do opening moves. I am the extended front line of Mordor and being surrounded by enemies made my first few turns very important. But I am here now and wish to impress upon you that the Dark Servants are definately here to give the Free a game they will not ever easily forget. Turn 12 is a very interesting boast, I would very much like to see the strategy that wins the game so decisively. Neutrals are always a factor, many times they are the proverbial “straw”. Please be at peace and speak more with us
You are quite correct, I forgot to mention my love for chilled elf maid brains. Though if you are reffering to the Woodmen? I only find them useful as hickory. They add much flavor to my main dishes, though never are treated with any real respect when it comes to what I might wish to serve my great Lord Sauron. Woodmen are much an afterthought almost like parsley.
But elves? Ahh they are treated with every curtesy. They are that which makes all this killing so much worth the time invested. I do hope Ji Indur is able to procure me Galadriel’s body for amusement soon…
We are a busy bee, aren’t we? Unfortuanately I suspect your banter reflects your mindset and as such your game will be as poor as your diatribe. Please, prove me wrong.
Honestly I didn’t ever say any of you would give a “poor” game, I actually find that slightly offensive. Because I like to try my hand at role-playing I can’t play a good game? Interesting. Well watch me play the game and judge for yourself. Actually nevermind please go ahead and underestimate my potential.
Khamul
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
There is never an excuse to not send at least a generic hello to the neutrals,
at least in my view
Well well well…it seems the master of the worms is rather long winded and trying to make up for his elitist treatment of the Unaligned Nations of Middle Earth.
Remove yourself from your lands, or my captains will do so for you. The only meal you will know is when you become one for the maggots, even crows will not demean themselves to taste your flesh.
OOC Keep the role playing up as much as you please, few seem to do it much anymore. I’m all for it.
Khand here again i had purged my mailbox and lost all contacts for this game for those nations interested would you, or could you contact me so i may add them again.
Have Duran explain to Ogrod how to fight. At least Hargrog’s tattered forces stuck around. Nice battle at Stowburg! Too bad Hargrog will also be limping home after his hundred some troops that are left are routed by the Rohhirrim this fortnight. Rohan is safe again. The cavalry ready to ride!
Tell Ji that he should stop playing with matches, he may get burned himself one of these days …
no … Ji should continue to play with matches… have fun dark lord…or maybe not…i cant believe the servants of Sauron are so focused on the teets of our elven ally females.
They must be nursing their wounds. I would have thought such small battles would not have sent Uvatha and Khamul scurrying like that. Guess the age of Dwarf and Man has arrived in truth.
