Stewie,
Annoyed at who? Me? Your team, Harly, the world?
Anywho, I thought you had already changed sides a few times during
this chaotic, strange thing we call ME-233 
Hoarm
Running out of places to burn.
Appears some of the FP forgot to send in orders or they are no longer allowed to 
Ren the mauler
Perhaps our good Freep friends are trying to bend the ear of a certain archmage on their own Fantasy Island:
“Boss, da ring ! da ring !” Tattoo the Elfdwarf
Hoarm
Thanks to the FP for all the good artifacts!
Best first turn ever!
Regrets to Montief’s family (who obviously never told him about #215).
You folks with the FP gonna drop or what? Go for the hollow victory and dunk the ring (if I don’t steal it).
Dk
I just have one question… did I kill Agren with weakness or did he escape by the skin of his teeth 
<<Regrets to Montief’s family (who obviously never told him about #215).>>
** Not only that, no one informed Elrond that he can’t 210 an army/navy commander unless he is himself a commander or with an army/navy. C’mon, FP . . . you got some rulebooks somewhere don’cha? 
Still, though, we do appreciate the arty gifts you brought to Mt. Doom. What a way to welcome our new DK player! Apparently our old player was bored to death with your, in his words, “Catastrophic ineptitude and misdirected tenacity.”
-Russ for Khamul
Lord of Mordor, Umbar, Rhun, Khand, Gondor . . . . and soon Mirkwood again
To their credit, they also made some thefts at my capital. In fact, they cleaned me out. They got all eighteen (18) gold!
18 gold versus Ring of Impersonation, Vilya and Collohwesta, nice choice
I have 110,000 gold worth of mithril to sell this turn. What arties would the FP like to sell me at a rate of 6 gold each?
Russ for Khamul
Bargain Hunter
What REALLY tickles me is that one or more people just paid $7.60 US CASH MONEY to give me those artifacts.
You guys have no idea what’s coming down the pipe do you? Oh no, keep carrying on, it’s fun.
Stew “Restitution” ie
Oh no, Stewie … . .what are you going to do, try sending orders in???
Russtitution
I don’t know about the pipe, but I know what went down the toilet: #4, 11, 44 and Montief.
If the sewage spilled turn 25 is anything like it was turn 24, the toilet will be overflowing.
The total bonus skill rank worth of artifacts the FP lost this turn was greater than the total ranks of all the characters they cursed and assassinated.
Tell you what… send numbers 12 and 15 “down the pipe” and I will 948 twelve gold to Imladris as a plumber’s fee.
I’ll send a unit of mithril as well. You can sell it for over a hundred more gold!!!
Russ for Khamul
Artifacts schmartifacts. Who’s the newbie with the arty list and no sense of life anyway? Rest assured Ruscamel, I’ll send orders in when I deem it necessary. You guys are making it too easy for us so I cut you a break. Y’er welcome.
Stewie
Don P for Whoriebreadth, is that a first name or salutation anyway? I’m annoyed at the weak strategy and pathetic follow-through of those serving under the Lidless Eye. I can’t imagine what that Flaming-One would do to you all if’n he got himself a couple arms and legs to affect his will on his own…call it a dark day for the Nazigirls, pun not intended but we can let it stand. But to satisfy yourself and the Rustic one, I’ll try to stop laughing long enough to affect orders of my own this turn coming.
Stewie getting down to business
N. Gondor can’t submit orders. Your not fooling us.
Ah, c’mon DK. It was such fun to humor him!
Russ
Please, we were humouring the Dog Lord many moons ago… I haven’t really been able to submit orders for about 3 months, it just costs me less now.
Stewie
Pish posh, we were ALL humoring the Dog Lord!