And what pitfalls await the Dark Servants? Stay tuned.
- Ben
Silvan Elves
Sarubrad,
At last, I got to meet your bonny lass, Emily, face to face! Well, actually, it was more like face to BACK, if’n ye catch my drift. Yargh har har har!! Who be needin’ a stinkin’ Cloud Lord when ya gots the King of Zombie Pirates on ye side? Aye, she’ll make a fine addition to me ranks of Zombie Pirates! Yargh har har!
Enion,
Your army was . . . eh . . . less than impressive. I thought at last me lads would have a REAL battle in Gondor (MY Gondor), but egads, was I mistakin’!! Don’t be gettin’ me wrong, though. Enion’s lads WERE magically delicious!! Yargh har har har har!!! belch
Russangarunya
Your friendly neighborhood
Flesh-eating Zombie-Wraith
Pirate-King of Umbar-Gondor
Russ, Russ, Russ…
You might want to ask how some of your teammates are doing, not too well from what I can gather. Yeah, we lost a few people here and there, but nothing compared to what you guys lost.
- Ben
Silvan Elves
Hello my little white-caped-smurf,
wait a little bit and be amazed !
Remember it takes some time to regroup.
What’s about the “Secrent-Agent-Mouse-Costume” ?
I want to have it !
Allways Yours,
Gixxxer
( Tipple X, for the super-hero in me )
Well, you’re not going to be regrouping in Morgul, that’s for sure. And sorry 'bout Gundabad, but I kinda like it now. I’ll be sure to send you a bill for my redecorating services.
Nazgul suck…
- Ben
Silvan Elves
<<Nazgul suck…>>
Couldn’t agree more. They’re all pretty lame (except for Gixxxer, of course). It’s a good thing those crappy Nazgul have Gixxxer and the Zombie-Pirate to herd them against you pathetic freeps.
Russangarunya
A long time ago, Sarubrad said:
<<Oh, you are very correct - Emily likes to take chances…are you game?>>
Yes, I am game. But Emily should consider a new game. Perhaps Glorfindel could be her partner? Oh wait, he’s dead, too.
What’s that? Yes, Daumdorût, I know you’re grateful to be free from the clutches of that psychotic Em. Huh? Yes, yes, you thanked me enough already. Please quit hugging me. And take a shower. Wipe that yellow sand off your boots!! No more man-flesh for you unless you straighten up, mister!
Russangarunya
Shyeah, please…
Ask Gothmog, Volog, Wally, Ethel, and Burazog how they’re feeling…
- Ben
Silvan Elves
I hate sand…its so…sandy…
last words of Thorin before disappearing in Khand
Bah, nevermind about Gothmog, he lucked out…
- Ben
Silvan Elves
<<Bah, nevermind about Gothmog, he lucked out…>>
Yeah, I was about to say . . . .
Notice, Gothmog was the only impressive name out of your list. Oh no, Ethel died?! ::snicker:: Fair trade for Thorin, Glorfindel, and the blasted rat Emily.
<<I hate sand…its so…sandy…
last words of Thorin before disappearing in Khand>>’
- I told him not to eat that yellow sand! Do those nasty dorfs ever listen to me? Nope. They see a couple of camel turds buried in some yellow sand and it’s like “buffet time!!!”
Russangarunya
Gee, Russ… do I have to go through the dead nations and characters again? Seriously, how often does the Cloud Lord get knocked out? By emmisaries nonetheless???
As I said, you guys lucked out, but your luck won’t hold forever.
- Ben
Silvan Elves
Its not the yellow sand as was the problem, so much as some upstart DS guy trying to think he was a Cloud Lord agent. But as Ben mentioned, the Cloud Lord is dead. Who’s gonna do the dirty work now…
We were just trying to buy some beer…
Enjoy your success. Emily was caught in a tryst with a lower caste soldier. She was sent on her “mission” intentionally. I have a new bride, haven’t you heard? We’ll attend to our “sorrow” intimately…and make a new Emily. Us immortals have lots of time to make lots of Emily’s.
Sarubrad Proud Dad
ps - 1 disappointing daughter for the Khand? She did good on the field, too bad about her tent habits…
Sarubrad,
How long did it take you to come up with that propaganda spin? I knew it would be good as you were a day later than the norm. Has your rapid-fire poison-tongue been overworked perhaps? Back to the game . . . I wonder whom you will lose to shadowy death this turn, eh?
Ben,
We may have lost a couple of nations, but at least we once had all nations active and had them contribute at least a little something. You have nations that may as well been dead turn 0 . . . like the Rangers. Or Gondor. Kudos to you and the other elves and that dorf player for carrying the whole team. And for carrying Saruman. Thank Darkness we didn’t get him on our side!
This one goes out to all my Peeps and Pirates! Huzzah!
Russangarunya
Heyja Freps,
what’s about your show at Barad-Dur last turn ?
I wasn’t so succesfull, ooohh what a pity !
All this mighty cahracters there to take Barad-Dur and ?
It was a boring show, so many stars and such a poor outcome !
Russ,
thanks for the flowers !
Have fun !
Gixxxer
( Triple X for the super-hero in me )
We needed a practice run before to work the kinks out, but now everything’s set to go. And we’re always up for return performances as well…
- Ben
Silvan Elves
Originally posted by RKFloyd
[b]Ben,Kudos to you for carrying Saruman. Thank Darkness we didn’t get him on our side!
Russangarunya [/b]
Saruman is a chip no elven shoulder can bare. Keep bragging about the wench - you’ve earned the bickie after the year you darkies have endured.
Saruman the One
Oh,
the first attempt to take Barad-Dur it was only training, so let’s train a little bit more.
Very impressive !
I’ve thought you’re the overmighty Free and you’ve already won this game !
First attempt : bad A- and B-notes.
So try it again, while we’re killing your chars !
Always yours !
Gixxxer
( Triple X for the super-hero in me )
Suggest the Free practice taking Saruman’s capital. We will even help. Who needs a whiny white wizard from the northern wastelands of Canada-Canucka-whatever anyways?? Let him go live with the Beavers.
Russangarunya
Zombie Pirates of the Carribean (a much better movie than that piece of Johnny Depp trash coming out soon)