Now that you free are undoubtedly enamored with Victory Points after the big recent enlightening article in Bree, I thought it might interest you to know that I have 14,733 Victory Points. If you divide this up by 4 . . . or something . . . you can figure out . . .something … carry the 1, divide by the cross-tangent . . . uhm . . . . . .I don’t know, go read the article you illiterate, mathmatically-challenged pigs! And let me know how my 14,733 VP nation stacks up against your puny nations. I am STACKED. I recommend you drive market prices up as it will not matter due to my supreme wealth and power. Even my toilet is made of gold. Unfortunately, I have no functioning bowels anymore due to this “zombie” shtick. This causes me endless problems due to my love for cheese and raw eggs with almonds and broccoli.
P.S. Sarubrad, I am quite confident you will have the best chance of “winning” if you join our side.
“…in your closet and in your head…” - Aren’t they torturing Iraqis with that stuff? You get me excited with the winning bit. I’ll petition Clint for a 177 Coup D’Etat rule that allows allied nations to switch sides after turn 26. Gotta keep this game fresh, you know.
Hmmm, maybe I should call up Tri-Star and see if they want to hit you with an IP violation!! Hmmmm, just think of all the free ME turns I could get with those kinds of ducats!!
Indeed! I was quite suprised to find out Sarubrad knew how to tie his own shoes and that Fletch could “go potty” without any help from daddy! Next you’ll tell me Ben can say almost all of his ABC’s! What’s this world coming to?!
We, as the Dwarven nation hope some day to find access to the sea, build ships and find new sources of mineral wealth. Unfortunately, our trek through Khand yeilded nothing but sand. It seems we may have to march to Umbar and seize some of thier ports.
While experiments into the bouyancy of steel are still inconclusive, we hope to make some progress soon in this area.
Attributed to the late Thorin from his book
“Sand, Sun and Sea, the Search for the hidden Khand Ocean!”
Yes I know you hate sand, you can’t eat it and it’s difficult to clean the beards from the sand after you tried to eat it !
But you will hate the ocean too, maybe you get wet ( and hopefully cleaned a little bit !) but your beards will become matted soon and maybe we will see some “rasta”-dwarfs !
<<It seems we may have to march to Umbar and seize some of thier ports. >>
Pfaw! You’re too late! Between my bumbling commanders and Sarubrad’s lackey agents, all my ports are either deconstructed or obliterated! Ports? We don’t NEED no stinking ports!
The End is Near. Your Trial by Fire isn’t an act of cleansing for your benefit, but for Ours. Middle Earth and all therein shall soon pass to the Inheritor, and that is I. Mind you, if you can pick off as many of those nagging Elves before you die, I’d certainly appreciate it…
<<The End is Near. Your Trial by Fire isn’t an act of cleansing for your benefit, but for Ours.>>
Geez, Sarubrad, lighten up. You sound like “old-skool” Ben in his earlier days of mepbm. Fletch remembers!
Also . . .uh . . . a dark storm comes for your very souls. Er . . .I am that storm. I am the dread fire that will cleanse you of life and destroy your souls. And uh . . . . fire will rain down upon your firstborn and . . hmm . . . dogs and cats will sleep together! It’s gonna be funky-evil!
