Game 235 - Turn 27

Ben had short-man issues in his last Cloud Lord game - he barked a good bark but could barely jump up onto the couch, if I recall. I kind of miss him, these cartoons and smurfs are my primary motivation behind asking you to kill him… :wink:

Me? I have no issues. I am the One. I am Immortal. I SHALL Rule your peoples. I shall not rule YOU as I accept not the submission of the weak. Die content in the knowledge that the subjugation of your shattered tribal pomposity is for the best.

Saruman, Wound Tight for your Pleasure

I like to think that I’ve lightened up and learned to be more effective with my agents… Give me another run with a Cloud Lord sometime and I guarantee I’ll do much better.

  • Ben
    Silvan Elves

I hope I get to be FP in THAT game! :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

Be careful what you wish for. I’ve made enough lives miserable in this game with the elves… Dog Lord, Dragon Lord, WK, Cloud Lord, Fire King, Quiet Avenger, well, hell, all the DS at some point have faced my wrath. I think the only DS I missed out on was the LR, and he bankrupted himself before I got going.

  • Ben
    Silvan Elves

I suppose you have a point (if a very small, insignificant one :slight_smile: You have progressed. A little. :slight_smile:

It’s been enjoyable watching you learn and grow, my padawan student. Now, join with me, and we will rule the galaxy as father and son!

(sorry . . . been watching Star Wars all weekend . . . the OLD trilogy of course!! Screw that Jar-Jar / Over-active-hormone-Anakin stuff!)

Hey, if Ben playes the CL again, I am all about playing the FP!! I hadnt seen so many agents doubled before or since!! (except for maybe this ga…oooops!)

He wasnt so much the Cloud Lord as the Sell-out Lord! And yes, I remember his ineffective doom and gloom prophesies!

Now back to my rants on sand and beer…ohh yeah and Umbar-delf. The new mine-kingdom of the Dwarves!

Once again, I’ve learned from previous mistakes. I stand by my record in this game.

  • Ben
    Silvan Elves

My god,
now they dig up again !
Are you always playing this way ?

There’s not much to post at the moment and you’re all digging into this poor smurf.

Not that I would be annoyed about this:D ,
do that further on !

Bye,

Gixxxer

I’m only digging BECAUSE he’s a smurf…I didn’t mind the Transformers, but it’s just been getting worse…

Saruman the Tasteful

Yeaph,
it’s getting worse for you my dear “Player”

Wait and see as always !

Ha, Ha, Ha !

Gixxxer

Well, Brad… you could pick a cartoon for me.

  • Ben
    Silvan Elves

How about Strawberry Shortcake? Would go nicely with your sissy elves! Though I prefer her cousin, “Cherrypie Shortskirt” !!

You could go with “Cowboys of Moo Mesa”. A flop of a cartoon to represent a flop of a team!

Or how about the cat from “Kiki’s Delivery Service.” Why? He was voiced by Phil Hartmen. Phil is dead. Just like Emily and Thorin!

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