The time of the Elves is over, no longer shall your vile ways corrupt and manipulate the nations of Middle-Earth. The War of Liberation has begun!!
The forces of the Mighty Lord Sauron shall cast you back into the sea and bring about a new golden era for the peoples you have oppressed for too long.
All who side with you shall perish, we shall show no mercy to your lapdogs in Gondor, Dunland & Rhun.
There shall be no hiding, a new era has dawned.
Ren
The leaves in Mirkwood wreak of elves and woodmen…kind of like the same scent you get at a Grateful Dead show. I must purge this odor and replace it with a more appealing pesticidal scent…damn hippies!!
The unholy Union of Khamul and Adunaphel
And once again, Elves suck…
Obviously the Free must be plotting our demise as they seem absent from the boards…
The unholy Union of Khamul and Adunaphel
And so do you. Only Uvatha and Dendra matter. I rule!
The non-descript courier has been traveling for weeks. Word has come that the War for the One Ring has begun. As he rides, the armies of middle earth start mobilizing and form a line to stem the tide of the foul,unholy and twisted spawn of the enemy.
The messenger arrives to the appointed place atop an ancient wind-worn hill. A stranger steps from the shadows to greet the bearer of ill-tidings. “The Nine have been spotted, The pennants of the Corsairs seen on the open seas, the enemy is afoot…”, the stranger listened to the news with a stern expression of resolve.
The time was now to reveal his heritage and call upon his forefathers Elendil, Isildur, and Anarion.
It is time for the Age of Man.
Lord Aragorn II
Team Lu****es (and opposition):
Watch that Doggie bankroll like a hawk…
(Howdy Ben - not in this one, just poking at my old teammate!)
Hoarm - 233
Well, now I got two nations I can bankrupt in one go. That’s enough of a handicap I think.
You should go for it Ben, and see if you can break my T5 record while your at it will ya??
How about one nation every 5 turns, so by turn 10 I’ll be out?
Well met and yes the horsemen of Rohan have come to answer your call. We will drive you out of the plains and back to the hell from were you came. You are a small bump in our road through the mountains you will die under our might our horsemen will burn your cities and scatter your foul smelling vermin to the sea. Flee now and spare yourself the humiliation of utter defeat quit now while you still have the time. Your answer is awaited by noon tomorrow then we march to your defeat. You are no match for our troops you are out matched and out witted your only hope is to run like the green slime you all are. Of course we hope you stand and fight as we need something to scrape from our boots at the end of the day.
Signed: YOU’RE MOTHER
p.s. The pointy end of the sword should be pointed away from you at all times
It’s clear that you were educated by a horse as your grammar is horrendous. Come and join Sauron’s education program. We’re starting around the Rhun Sea and will be heading east in due time.
ATTENTION MORONS INSIDE MORDOR
Ok the big guy over here inside my big tower took time today to look into my seeing eye stone ,and you will never belive what I see. The market crashed o my word what a tragic event how could that have happened. Ok you will never figure it out so we will tell you the elves did it yes thats right its those rotten elves at it again. I know they suck but a fellow has to have some freinds so why not spread the love. But seriously boys why bother buying stuff at 11 gold and sell at 6 gold that’s just stupid !!! just plain STUPID!!! oops sorry forgot who We were talking to. Orc and goblins have an I.Q. around 34 dumb ,just not smart, a few birds short of a herd, oops sorry again forgot who we are talking to please forgive us. We are so smart and you guys well ok change the subject lest you get down on yourself. Cheer up your death is soon to be at hand and just think the only place to go from thier is o never mind you don’t get it it’s that brain thing again. Run or die its your choice get ready for your dirt nap its almost time.
The Big White Guy
P.S. Your armour is on backwords “HA” : made you look!!! 
Armor?? Sheesh, how pathetic, you mean you actually expect your troops to live?? This is why the humans will never win…what are you gonna do when one of your soldiers gets so good that he comes to take over? Guess you didnt think about that. Coups can be a dangerous thing.
We will burn Rohan in good time, but right now its a little low on the list of priorities, we prefer to go after our enemies who actually BUILD houses, rather than straw huts…
The Dragon
What you should be scared of is the fact that we’re coordinated to enough to do a buyout on turn 1. Yeah, it failed but so what, we got the steel we wanted. And I guarantee you’ll be seeing the wrong end of it shortly.
HEY LONG TIME NO TAUNT:
We were waiting to see more trash talk from inside Mordor! Also wanted to know if you needed some gold so you could buy some paper to write said taunt, and of course pay your message boy to deliver said note. Of course when you try buying high and selling low I see where you would be short on money. It is a darn shame those rotten elves wrecked that for you. I'll talk to them and see if we cannot have them send an apology. Was walking in my forest near town and saw this note carved into a tree.
" ELVES RULE ORCS DROOL"
I dont think the elves will ever say they are sorry. Enough for now have to go count my gold and kick my orc slave.
SIGNED:THEODEN GRAND KING AND LEADERha! You think we were actually going to sell that steal??
Its going to the “All Cav, All the Time” strategy…you’ll see it soon enough…
Well, maybe not really as we dont really even think about Rohan, it being all populated by people with six fingers who are married to thier sisters, and potentially some of the horses.
Good luck with my camp, obviously you’ve decided you need some Orcs in the mix to broaden that gene pool!! :>
The Dragon
I see Duran is shooting for my “Most incompetent character” award. Usually the running doesnt start until Turn 5, but I guess he was feeling an early lead would help in the polling…still, it will be hard to beat Lairathins showing from my last game…with a record 5 times in captivity!!
Whats up with all the hairy bearded guys running amok in the woods…is it one of those Manly Man style festivals??? Why dont all you lumberjacks just go back to the lodge for some flapjacks…and no, we dont want to buy any flannel!
The Dragon
Lord Theoden here back from the fron lines and you bet everything is going exactly as planned. However some in my war council have asked if I would reply to the outright lies from those inside Mordor. You stated that you would not sell steel and yet you did! You said you would only make all cav all the time and you did not ! How can we trust you if your going to lie like that, thats not going to help win any awards over in the woods with those pointy eared elves. As for my attack oops visit at Buth Ovaisa we were told their was free beer and food. We came for the party. Now if their is no party and no free food not to mention " Free Beer " yet another lie what an outrage we demand an opology right away!!!
Lord Theoden
P.S. Your time to surrender has almost run out
“How can we trust you”
–We don`t expect you to trust us, mister theoden, we expect you to die! muuuuuuhahahahahahahahahaahaha!
Sangarunya comin at ya.