Damn it Brad, unless you’ve all of a sudden joined Perry’s team, stay in your own threads why don’t you. I don’t follow you around posting in your other threads. (And I really wanted to weigh in on how bad the new Rush stuff is…it’s been all down hill since Moving Pictures. Geddy has lost his edge. I wonder, is there a law in Canada that everyone there has to buy new Rush albums? That’s the only explanation for why they’re still in business…)
Duck Have Alray are coming! Duck Have Alray are coming!
- Steve M.
Worst knock knock joke ever.
How ironic that the “Free” people are upset someone came to join the discussion. We here at the Nazgul CO-OP warmly welcome anyone who wishes to participate in witty banter.
“How many Gondors should you invite to dinner? Just enough to fit on your plate.”
Chuk
PS Well how about banter? The witty part is obviously not a requirement here. 
You were talking about 2209, right? <g>
There’s an applicable “Curse you, Aqua-Scum!” variant swimming around here somewhere with your name on it.
(Nice move with the DR showing up, by the way. Bastards.)
- Steve M.
The following telegrams were removed from a messenger boy as he was making his way toward the Ruins of Buth Ovaisa:
TELEGRAM
TO: CAMTHALION
BE ON EXTRA ALERT IN BUTH OVAISA. PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO AVOID
ANY UNFAMILIAR CARRIAGES ON YOUR WAY HOME FROM THE PUB.
TELEGRAM
TO: EOWYN
BE ON EXTRA ALERT IN BUTH OVAISA. PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO AVOID
RECEIVING ANY PACKAGES PURPORTING TO CONTAIN DRESSES FROM ARAGORN.
Despite how Peter Jackson made it look, there was never any hint of a love interest betwixt Strider and Eowyn. Now you might see Faramir sending her up a mithril teddy…
Ok When she makes those eyes at him come on he got some on the way to Dunhammer. Speeking of trips I though I saw some troops from free peoples on the road headed to the Black gate. We had put extra oil on the burn for you and doubled the wall guards. You left or lost hope did you run back home where did you go ? Have you taken a Dirt nap ? No time to rest men it’s time to fight come join me at the Black Gate. We are starting to think you have no taste for fighting. From on top of the Black Gate all I see is your Doom!
OK you did fine on the “doom” limit, however now you have exceeded the maximum “Black Gate” usage parameter of twice per post.
Ok fine lets try this then; we look forward to your arival standing on top of the ‘very tall dark colored object’. Wanted to ask if we park our buts on the road would that make it better for your cowardly army commanders. If you have not the strength of heart to attack us on the ‘tall dark object’ would it be easier for you to summon up the courage to attack us if we came out from the ‘tall dark object’ and shed our armour and laid down our weapons and did the Chicken Dance!?!
Your Friends
The Guys standing on ‘The Tall Dark Object’’
I don’t know if I should be laughing or crying right now.
I fear I am forced to admit I’m doing both.
And thanks, MOTHER, now I have the Chicken Dance song going off over and over in my head. Thank you SOOOO much.
- Steve M.
Ok not that I care but I saw just last night some Little guy with a large gun outside this huge tall dark colored object. I stopped and asked him his name he stated he was Elmer Fudd and he might just shoot you if your doing the chicken dance. By the way just curious where are all the free peoples have they not the smarts to type or send a note? Might we send you 10,000 gold so you all can buy some paper and ink if so please give me a hex number.
Lord of War
Do you need us to provide a location for the gold transfer? It would only be fair to return the favor. Good luck with the turns tomorrow.
Steve
Riders
Yes please provide a hex number and please send Saruman,Elron,and glad to get the cash I will insure nothing bad happens to you. :stab: Insert evil laugh here ___________ !
Just one thing to say about my turn OMG it was perfect and you guys are so screwed LAUGH You die we win… more to follow soon.
Mother
:: singing ::
“Oh where, oh where, has my Kynoden gone. Oh where, oh where, can he be…”
- Steve M.
What, am I missing something here? I shall wait for my surpise with the next turn results. Instead of the gold, could you let my characters go free. Thanks,
Riders
If you want your guys back you can ransom the guy free just issue the order and be done with it. Just curious are you guys really playing your " A " game. I have way too many questions about allot of your moves and or lack thier of. I’m hoping to have you teach me something new here but I sure am having fun this game. Every turn so far has ben perfect no way to predict how things are going to turn out but WOW it’s ben really good so far.
P.S. Beating to start this turn and not let up for a very long time last chance to surrender.
Mother
Um, regarding ransoms…oh nevermind. You work it out on your own.
Speaking of “A” games…you guys missed on Tinculin and RoC on the front porch of Mordor, within 12 of 75% of the starting DS character roster…? How embarrassing for you.
:: chuckle ::
Now, I’m not ready to start playing for the other team or anything, but I have to give you kudos on this one. There’s no jibe quite like an irrefutable one.
Nicely done.
- Steve M.