Game 29 (2950 Grudge) Underway

General
#61

I will say this: Y’all are giving us a much better game this time.

I hope you’re having as much fun with it as we are. It’s been a long time since so many consecutive turns produced both unmitigated glee and unsatiable tooth-grinding for me.

Thank you.

  • Steve M.
#62

I also have to agree with Mariner on this. You did out play us there (and luck also helps).

I guess we just like to get the artys the hard way. BTW, how is Kynoden these days…oooooh, never mind.

Perry

Corsairs/BS

#63

I am sure at least one of you FP can come up with a witty come back.

Perry

Corsairs/BS

#64

(sneaky-sneaky-sneaky-tiptoe) Boo!

#65

First you kill all of Mornadak’s troops.
Then you take him prisoner.
But the harshest thing you did was make him dig Beneoracer’s grave.

Sheesh. You FP are really cruel. We should conquer you just for that.

  • Steve M.
#66

Just recieved news from the front today and I must say i’m somewhat upset about the news we recieved. Along with the news was a very small box inside we found a note. " Dear sir found one eyeball three toes one ear and some blond hair. Please be sure to find out who this was and return to his mother" Im not sure if thats all they found or just the parts our guys didn’t eat but how do I find out where to send these body parts?

Signed; Your Mother

#67

Call 1-800-DIAL-A-MAIAR. Those bastards know everything.

#68

Conversation overhead between Ren the Unclean and one of his underlings. Only one side of the discussion could be clearly heard as the other sounded muffled and strained.
-Ah… come in. Glad we could arrange this little meeting. Have a seat over there.
-Yes, the one with all the straps.
-Comfortable?
-Well they have to be that tight. Wouldnt want you squirming around at the wrong time now would we?
-Your position with us as the lead emmissary of the Fire King seems to have come up for debate and frankly I am a little conflicted about my decision on this matter.
-Well yes, I know you are trying your best but here in the Fire Kingdom we are more concerned with results then intentions and your results these last few weeks have been less then stellar.

  • Yes I understand that the go ahead was given for the use of the Buddy Balrog plush toy give-away but you would think after the first one ate the child it was given to you would have seen that we weren’t exactly making friends there.
  • Yes I did chuckle when I got the report, but amusing me with scenes of toddler mayhem will only last so long.
  • Your failure to rouse the population to our purpose has caused severe delays in several areas so far causing me not just a little consternation. As you know I really hate being consternated.
  • Yes I know what that word means. I thought you knew better than to correct me during a counseling session. That will cost you a finger.
  • Where did you get your nail done?
  • Very nice. Anyway back to business. I am afraid I am going to have to fire you.
  • Pension?
  • Oh I see… you thought I meant fired as in ‘no longer working for me’. hehehe. I see why you would be confused. That is funny.
  • Indeed, a silly misunderstanding. No I mean I am going to set fire to you. Just enough to get my point across mind you. Remember, we care about results here at the Fire Kingdom. Next time you fail me I may be even more ‘fired’ up than I am now. heheh… stupid puns.
  • now get out there and see to it that our next meeting can be a little more pleasant for the both of us. Well for you mostly. And do something with all those stuffed Balrog dolls. They keep eating the goblin servants.

Ren the Unclean

#69

Do you guys realize we’ve been entertaining ourselves here for four weeks? No wonder Ren is starting to sound like he’s been talking to himself.

  • Steve M.
    LR/DkL
#70

You know the old cliche: if you keep “entertaining” yourselves, you’ll end up like the Blind Sorceror. <g>

OK, I’ll loft a softball at ya: Bulrakur dodged the proverbial bullet due to a typo on our side.

#71

Can I buy the letter B for one major town Pat?

B _ _ _ _ B _ _

Sweet. Will give you a vowel for just 3 Freep characters and a camp.

Chuk-a-toa

#72

Ill give you just a small hint your killing one army commander would have gotten you one kill Big deal NOT!

#73

BANDYBOA?

  • Steve M.
#74

Bulrabur??

#75

Well when you fork over the required popcenters and/or characters you may buy another letter :stuck_out_tongue:

Chuk

#76

Well you may pick another letter if you like :slight_smile: Since you lost 2 major popcenters I am feeling generous. Pick a vowel as well.

On the brighter side Mr Winkle seemed to have survived his discussion about copyright infringement with the Balrog. Things seemed to have been worked out and both sides left happy after the negotiations. He even gave us a reference for one of his friends.

ThatRenGuy

#77

:: flapping arms in frustration ::

WHERE are all these Northmen dissidents coming from? They keep coming over to our side, as if WE had any more food than the bleepin’ Freeps!

Sheesh!

  • Steve M.
#78

Just to let everyone know we are having the first ever Elf roast in mirkwood it’s easy to find just look for the large black hole in the woods where the Sinda capitol was. We have nicely roasted elf on ent cabobs thier should be plenty of food for all. Who will be next ??? stay tuned for the answer next turn as i’m going to burn another capitol next turn as well and I will tell you this you can’t stop me. Oh I dare you to try but thier is no way possible for you to stop me. Insert evil laugh here _______________ hate me yet.
Your Mother.

#79

:: shakes head sadly ::

#80

What nothing like a good taunting to get someone else talking back even to say I hate you at least you know thier alive on that side. Or is it that you have nothing to say back and forth woundering what to do my o my what shall we do. It’s not to late to join our side.

Mother

P.S. Steve we talked about this they will never see me comming as im not on thier map i’m giving nothing away here don’t shake your head at me.