Excerpt from the diary of Pochak…
Day 73, still can’t find the way out of Mordor. Gofannon whined that we were going around in circles. Was forced to eat him. Hoping someone can point the way to the exit before we run out of food…
So - where did you land in the end…? Excuse me, but I’m barely paying attention, 8500 men under arms make such a din… Shame about Hoarmurath. And Adunaphel. And Arfanhil. Is Ren next or the loudie…?
Tarondor
Don’t rightly know where I ended up but it’s surrounded by horse cookies. No men under arms, nor women under arms for that matter, plenty of nice looking hossies though 
Winsten Wun Hoss
Hey Ruggha bugger! You ready to surrender yet?
Just seeing whether you’re still breathing. If not - I think you deserve a beating anyway 
Cheers
Winsten Wun Toof
PS I’ve only got 1052 more posts to beat you on the forum. That’s a hell of a lot of ‘blah’s’. How do you do it, you’ve had more posts than Warren the Wonder dog
Cheers
Winsten Wun Toof
[QUOTE=VEO;63631]So - where did you land in the end…? Excuse me, but I’m barely paying attention, 8500 men under arms make such a din… Shame about Hoarmurath. And Adunaphel. And Arfanhil. Is Ren next or the loudie…?
*Hah! maybe it’ll be Mecracka’sred on the chopping block next
Better hurry else you won’t have much of a home to go back to and brag about your small and incomplete victories…
That sounds strangely similar to things Mrs Wun Toof has said to me I’m sure the western DS will show your 8500 daytrippers the revolving door while I concentrate on important things… like how to fashionably wear Tharudan’s bracers. I mean, it could only be an elf that would wear bracers to a battle… Oh and thank him for his orb as well…
Winsten Wun Orb
Tharudan…? Thats’ funny, the Sinda hasn’t reported in…
You don’t tend to be very communicative when you’re dead 
Might have swapped his bracers and orbs for the choir and wings
Winsten Wun Toof
Hiya all. I tried to buy a bouquet of fresh freepies but could only find powdered ones. They tell me you just add water and you’ll be up to your armpits in them. I hope it’s like bubblebath… How did the grand attack on Western Mordor go? Aaaah reconstitution by dragon - the great equaliser - oooops! :hug:
Cheers
Winsten Wun Toof
The Dragon Lords war had been a bitter one indeed. The freep had beaten themselves bloody against his walls repeatedly and consistently. There hadn’t been any real fighting, they just seemed to enjoy hurting themselves, and the texture of the walls was so rough… and dirty…
So on the day that the forces of Khamul went over to the attack, Duran thundered his black charger into Buhr Widu. As he slid from the mounts back the enemy came at him in a surge. As he waved his sword around in what he assumed was his most threatening stance, the freep mobbed him. When he was finally able to fight his way free he found to his great and lasting surprise that his jodphurs were stuffed with gold… and several phone numbers
Aww come on freep, you killed your comms against his walls, posed sweetly for the assassins, generously gifted your command artifacts, and now you’re sending gold to him as well? You’re just not taking this serious He’s started to look at us slyly, I think Mike is ready to turn freep
PS if I dress up like a pony will you send me gold too? 
Cheers
Winsten Wun Toof
Bye Winsten. Twas nice beating you. One down and how many to go? We’ve raced to the edge of the cliff - whose gonna jump off first…???
Wha? I was actually taking territory off the Freep, didn’t think anything was beating me? Must have been those tiny little hands of yours, felt like little marshmallows hee hee.
Good luck!
Rob
Little hands, big feet, your wife and sister giggle about the rest…
They probably think you are one of the girls
Cheers
Winsten Wun Toof
FP - You have reached your high water mark. We have not. Sincerely…
Gents,
Speaking for the DS, we are pretty confident we have the upper hand. Our strategy is going to get us a victory over the long haul, but certainly not within the next 10 turns.
Any thoughts on the FP conceding the game?
DkLT
Congrats to the Dark Servants, With only half the team running there turns and the person who started this whole thing bailing, this game is officially in my view OVER. Thanks to Steve in the Corsairs for joining me as a free to make it a balanced game as we both early on decided to go evil and would have thus probably ended the game 10 or more turns ago.
And Brad next time you decide to start one of these and aren’t gonna stick it out no matter what – please let me know as my money is scarce and getting scarcer with the A-Hole in the White house.
Anyways – thanks again to the Corsairs.
Last word I heard is that there are other FP issuing orders this turn Mike. I guess you’ve up and quit and declared the game over all by yourself - no matter what.
Take care.