Hey you should thank me… I moving your capitol to a safe location saving you 25,000 in gold!
Ovatha II
The die has been cast. I see it has been assumed for a while, so my decision is obviously the correct one. Come on, pound on me now…!
Does that mean I should take back my appology? 
Regards Herman
Anyone here playing Guild Wars?
Regards Herman
Apology accepted. Now kill me fast, else I’ll annoy you here AND there for many weeks to come~!
Ahh well, if you insist. I’m not one to refuse a request.
Regards Herman
Frumgara looked at the BS army: “we are doomed”,
“Its worse than that, I can hear the roar of thousands of hooves and clattering chariots far away - the Easterling horde is approaching” Barlin replied, “That’s it, let us surrender, I am not going to fight any more orcs”. The two cowards started looking for a piece of white cloth.
Commander Pochak watched them thinking of what kind of mischief the two were up to. He addressed his Orcservant Murgul the Mouth: “It looks like they are preparing some sort of trap, we are not going to fall for that!” “Under the cover of night we will sneak out of here and reach the town unmolested”. Barlin and Frumgara watched as the sunset and the BS army started to sneak away, Barlin said: “They are leaving, and I found a white cloth, let’s follow and catch up with them so we can surrender". Pochak saw that the northmen had spotted his maneuver and had taken up pursuit. “Murgul, they must certainly have an ace up their sleeve, since they are so blood thirsty - we must take up battle formations again, prepare the troops”. As Barlin and Frumgara’s armies approached the BS troops, Frumgara said: “The clattering of Chariots and roar of thousands of hooves have stopped, the Easterlings are not coming”, “phew, that means we don’t have to surrender?”
Barlin asked, “exactly” replied Frumgara, ready the troops, lets teach the Blind Old man some tricks when daylight comes.
Lord Argeleb strides into the war room, dazzling rays of reflected light bounce off his jewel encrusted Platinum gilded plate mail.
“So have they surrended yet?” demanded the impatiant lord.
“No my Lord, they seem to be a bit stubborn on that front.” replied the weary Earl.
“Hmm, not sporting that, here I am giving them a damned good thrashing and they won’t surrender! I will just have to thrash them some more, what?” striding to the strategy table and surveying the situation.
“Here what are these troops doing there in Rhuduar, they are supossed to be here!” said the agrieved Lord, pointing excitedly.
“That’s where you sent them my lord” sighing loudly. “It seems the Lord of Ruduar was none to pleased our troops tried to march through the place and have decided it’s not cricket. If you look in your in tray you will probably find the formal declaration of hostilities?”
“Well, that will make it a bit more of a challenge” said Lord Argeleb clapping his hands together. “Whitchypoo hasn’t put up much of a fight, damned well giving the place away practically, now what do we have to do to knock out Rhudaur?” mumbling to himself as he starts to position troops.
Send a mesanger to Lord Hallas, I have a cunning plan.
Things are getting interesting in the NW.
Regards Herman
It breaks one’s heart to see no matter how well the Arthy and Argy play; it
just doesnt matter in the long run… Gotta love that Arth position. Weep!
It just might matter to me…!!
[sniff]
Arfanbrad VIII
dearest northman,
had it not been for an error on my part your two little armies would be in the dirt resting forevermore…and so this next instance where your commanders think they will teach anything to my troops…please note they should have paid up their insurance…
nice description though, it was amusing enough to read to the end…you forgot the part about your two commanders being in the tent together spooning…
jz BS
That must be so irritating 
He tried order 330-518 ConjureEnemyDead. I tried to tell him…
well frustration is part of life…I’ve been married twice…I know all about it…lol…this turn will be different (maybe) LOL
jz BS
Jerry,
Terribly sorry to see you here. I’m not quite sure how to take the idea that I must aid you in winning one game, and ensure your destruction in another. Have any advice? grin
Wade
Actually, Wader, I expect you’ll be aiding him in winning both… 
Hey Wade,
My apologies for the confusion! My brother Jason is playing the BS in this game. He used my sign-in to have a looksy around the forums and must have forgotten to change the thing. So, despair not! You can spare me the rod of love in this one. Wait…that doesn’t sound right, does it? Here,
The Rulers of Valinor game 40 will march on with the aid of Waid…that’s a little better, no?
The BS of Game 45 is jason, and I am jerry. Put us together and you get …damnit,nothing works here either.
Oh well, Wade, have a go at him then. I am confused:cool:
All the best,
jerry Valinor game 40
ViceLords game 45
Even better Wade, you’ll be helping a whole Family~!
Yes, Brad, but, uh…did you make any sense out of that? Because I sure didn’t…grin
I don’t know what Jerry or Justin are saying any of the time, certainly not here… I think I joined these guy more for the linguistic challenge than any in-game reason…