Game 56 starts

wow,
sorry if i caused a commotion here. clint, i like your service, your company, and i like you and the staff. but theres a concept you mention frequently, called “game honor”.
a brief recap: frank/candle, dropped nation # 25, uk 56 when he was attacked by the baddies, saying the game was no longer a challenge, cause the baddies were weak. well, the games balance was thrown out of whack when #25 was dropped, then picked up by a skilled player with a taste for evil( i’m using the term skilled with a lot of leeway alex. relax all, we grudge together in uk 61, its all in fun). these things happen, but i don’t have to be happy about a guy leaving the free side in a bind. candle damaged a potentially solid game, and i called him on his comments, and his actions( please read above on the thread. my liver and memory are clouded, guiness as liquid therapy tonight due to damaged ego from candles insults).
candle dropped a very pointed, and public one vs one challenge on me, " lets see who squeeks first." my massive ego, battered and bruised at this horrific insult, public challenge accepted(the therpist states my medical insurance is good, and i’m making slow but thankfully steady progress at recovery. i knew you dedicated readers were concerned). after one week without a response, i called him a coward, even writing he’d get right back on the board with some lame excuse. shockingly, i hit center mass. not 1 day later, candle ran his fingers some more, and whined about the way he was treated to the moderators(if only he was this dogged in uk 56, but one can only dream of a brighter tomorrow). BUT STILL NO RESPONSE TO THE CHALLENGE. he made his bed, and now finds no comfort in it( my foot, his…, you get the point). cry me an ocean, but its his mess. you wanna share his burden clint, thats your issue. you speak of game honor, here we are today. a few messages, a few more of my lines later( your out of breath waiting for more wit), and i’ll leave with these observations( double vision, your lucky day).
candle still hasn’t stepped up on his original accepted challenge. thats gutless cowardice. sorry, but it be what it is(shakespeare, after a fashion.)
candle isn’t in uk 56. you left candle, that thump you felt was the door tagging your hind end on the way out(i tightened the door spring, rob gave me the tools. oops, i gave you up rob, you can have the ships). don’t complain about the door next, just stay out.
candle has not been taken to task in a dedicated thread “aka frank the candle is gutless.” that would wrong. this has been kept inside the uk 56 thread. its my name challenged, i own it. your run your mouth in public on my name candle, i’m coming to collect the rent( dirty harry inspired?). game honor, right? no threats outside the “i’m gonna spank like the bad school girl(in a school skirt and fish net stockings?) you are when we play.” that kinda banter is in everygame, just not as visual. don’t cha just hate it when a guy with a big mouth like the candle, has a glass jaw attached?
wow, i’m calm now. its was such a release to get these troubles off my chest. its 0400 here, up all night dwelling on this issue( outta guiness, i’ll wrap up, but first a potty break)

all done, come back from the toilet/ loo…

did you wash your hands? with soap? not just water you faux washer.

as before, i’m done here. this entire novel was written in response to clint’s involvement. bottom line:
you get involved with the candle, watch your back, cause its unguarded.

with a total lack of respect for candle( but not for humor!)…

sm# 6

still, at your service, candle, for that 1-1 in 1650 you dropped. your choice of side. is there any part of that confusing to you, candle? dougs dime is fine with me(bonus bucks?!?!). duck the issue, but its not going away, candle( i love that name, a little heat, he melts away). inspired by a universal disgust, it reads as if the line to get a piece of “the candle” in a game is getting longer. so i gotta keep my place in front.

good weekend all, and keep it in perspective.

wow,
i’m pretty funny sometimes. was this one?

sm#6 in uk 56
come on clint, don’t delete me, read it again.

Winston you know very well I am banned from playing in any games with you following our disagreements in game 9.

I am surprised that the same restrictions do not apply to you.

You should know very well that your threats to take action outside the game nor your backstabbing inside the game is why I dropped so many games nothing else.

Its a game and who needs to take it further, except you who have me beat hands down with your evil cunning love to twist a tale as you have the sneaky tricks and do love to backstab.

I am sure the Harad is this game was cheating as you suggested in joining this game, it must be true if you said so.

Perhaps it is gave you some pleasure to continue those personal attacks even when we played no games together but of course since this is the reason for my leaving this game.

I should point out that at the time I dropped nobody had attacked me from the dark side so I have no idea where this idea that being attacked made me drop ever came from.

If the Long Rider did later good luck to him and no matter what went on in the game I still like Douglas and have no problems with him at all.

One cannot and does not want to spend my free time dealing with your wild claims as it simple spoils my fun and if its no fun why play.

As regards your challange as well you know when first I accepted it you turned me down, its matter of e mail record and if you think you can prove otherwise do so.

Hey if your croney in this game wants to follow the same old tricks good luck to him, but I am a bit perplexed.

I dont see where he ever accepted my challange so his lost me abut not taking him on but if he is also that great unbeatable player I am sure he will always win to.

So shall I refer to you both as master and servant or you have another name in mind

Vandal

Douglas much as I appreciate the kind offer it would be just a little to take you up on it.

However since it does seem you have accepted the one on one please arrange it.

Whilst I note your close links with Winston I will have to trust you not to seek help from those who I am banned from playing with, what is it you call it, honour?

Vandal

He accepted your challenge on the very next post, likely within hours of you challenging him. Page 3 of this thread. You’re welcome.

Now I’m confused.
Rob asked for a grudge game and so did SMullers. I stated I would like to play in such a game, did I say somewhere that I wanted this to be me vs Frank? I offered to pay for airline tickets so things could be handled man to man. Listen one and all. Here is the deal. Smullers puts together a team. Frank puts together a team. No bans on players as that would defeat the purpose of the grudge. Once each of you has twelve let me know and I will take care of setting it up with Clint. :confused:
Please no more comments on the boards. Settle on the field as Men do! :wink:

This is my offer :smiley:
Douglas

Indeed you are right teach me to miss a page, but then I dont follow all the threads.

Directly I return from my holidays we shall set the game up.

As regards sides standard set up is fine with me for 12 v 12 and random dice roll by the GM to set it up.

Sorry Douglas but I have to settle for one on one so no blame can be attached to anyone but the two players concerned.

But your always welcome to play next if thats what you really want

Vandal

:eek:

Attention: Everyone! Grudge match between SMullers and Vandal to take place after his holiday. It will be one man running all twelve nations and I guess a coin flip for sides. This is how I interpreted this last post if I’m wrong please correct me then. Are two midshipmen up to it :smiley: Horatio Hornblower get men in order :stuck_out_tongue:

May the True MEPBM Warrior win and the loser slink off into the shadows whilst paying homage to their Lordly Victor :rolleyes:

Time for the Big boys to play.

Huge…when large isn’t big enough :cool:

Big-Doug

all amused by this nonsense,
VEO, thanks for the comment. i thought it was pretty clear.
12-12 1650 duel, harley to randomly assign sides.
there no way a dog won’t eat candles homework, his disk drive, a job change, an accident, smallpox, the role of harry potter in version 5.0, the role of vader in star wars 6.0, a hole in his skirt, or some other really weak excuse will arrive so he can’t play. BANK ON IT! when that happens, oh, hes getting his own personal string of cowardice memo’s, which will be updated every 5 days to keep it atop the standing
(candle jihad?). but then, i’ll at least be spared that low balance message from harley for like 30 months.

sm

I hope that is going to be the last time I here anything else about this urination competition :smiley: probalbly not.all i want to do is get back to threatning my opponents with an embarrassing and grisly dooom :stuck_out_tongue: speaking of embarrassing how about a very sad little Northmen army burning all those towns in mordor lets see what targets are avaliable next turn 3428-3629-3627-3426 i know not as many targets as last time but that comes with success.oh yeah lets not forget what is going to happen to your soon to be very sad little easterling five towns burnt or captured in two to three turns bad medicine .very tough to swallow and the cav army dies next turn.

Eoder Lord of the East
Aventes Fortuna Juvat

Dear Sauron,
Things are very boring in Lothlorien. It has been some time since we have seen orcs here. Please send more because the woodmen are boring and our elven accountants don’t even have thefts to account for. I said I was sorry for killing the Dragon Lord. You don’t have to ignore me like this.

Love,
Sinda

Two Harad spies spotted a QA army leaving it’s MT and marching towards the front. “What’s this” one said to the other. “Ha, a small puny army” came the reply. “Yep we’ll soon make this one suffer and it will be so so easy, they will soon be worm food” replied the first. They sat there concealed as the army marched past or so they thought.

A QA scout galloped up towards his commander and after many kowtows he said “My Lord, there are two Harad spies watching us, shall I lead a patrol to kill them”. “NO” came the reply. Puzzled the scouts asks “Why not my Lord” and received the reply “Because they will soon be Wyrm food, thats why”.

Amazing what can be found when camping in mountains.

I shall say no more then on the subject as it is time our spat left this forum.

So the game is on no wimping out set it up I am back in 4 weeks so any time after this is fine.

Do you still want one after Douglas as your so mad I still have to love you even if we did knock heads

Vandal

Vandal,

I would be glad to play in a grudge game but I’m playing ten nations now so could you get a team together and so will I? I suggest we get people that don’t have issues :stuck_out_tongue: I just like to play. Good luck to you and Smullers :slight_smile:

May the Best MEPBM’r Win :smiley:

ian,

yeah, the freeps get nation messages too, but at least we know where the dragon went now. enjoy your camps while they last. anybody got a match?

sm# 6
baddies, you win another critical initative die roll at 3120, as the dog lord moves into 3120, before the eothriam move into 3220. clinging onto life, by the skin of your teeth.
see you next turn at 3221.

You haven’t killed anything, foolish little Sinda. Bored, are you? Hmm, perhaps I can help alleviate you of that condition, yes?

Khamul

As much as I’ve enjoyed reading up on the pissing match, I’m all for keeping this thread for 56 only. That being said, good luck to both guys, I can’t wait to see how it falls. Big Doug, I’d be willing to bang w/ you in that grudge match you are discussing w/ Vandal. How about it?

Don
Game #5 Duns (yeah, we won!)
Game #56 Dragonlord
Game #66 Noldo

Sorry to burst your bubble, Khamul, but you need armies to attract dragons. You could slay my elvish lords in face to face combat, but again you need armies to challenge commanders… I hear studying curses is fun? Ooh ooh you could influence my camps away!

Just keep gloating. Actually, studying curses is fun, though not quite as much fun as slaying arrogant Freeps with them. Keep laughing funny-boy, maybe that will help sustain you through the coming turns.

Khamul

from the can’t help myself dept,

somebody is spinning tales again. reads like my favorite punching bag, the candle, didn’t really drop all his games. since hes on the uk 53 thread as of 9-16-04.
candle, i know your still reading this thread, so are we playing? lets start next week.
you read as if your still rather active, and not on vacation. candle, you are a low life, lying dog. unless its an out of body experiece, and somebody has taken your ID. (nah, the guy in uk 53 can’t spell either) is your dog is actually doing your posting? but didn’t he eat your homework. your just a coward. don’t make start a thread.

sm

I dont like to point out the obvious but when we book a holiday like I am off today and not back until the 12th of next month it makes sense to let you know in advance.

God not having given you the good sense to do much else but act like the muppet you are, perhaps you can understand that, or do you need any more clarification upon the point.

I suggest before you go busting into other games you have never played in you think about it.

If you have any more message for me open a new site and let these guys get on with the game.

As regards any other games I can drop all games, start a new one join an old one any many other things.

If I have to spell that out to let me know but I would hope one does not have to.

But as you like throwing your money away and since my fllights booked, time of work booked, how much you want to bet on it your wrong as per the norm.

May I suggest you get back to the game as my holiday time is nothing to do with you and I do not like my private life interefered with. though perhaps you do.

Vandal( now on holiday after this point)