We have wandered much and stumbled upon this motley crew vying for dominance in this motley old world called Middle Earth. We’ll take up this gauntlet. To arms then gentlemen, let us have some amusement before we wander out again.
The Free
Well, the stage has been set - the war has commenced. Sauron must be so proud of his timid little servants. Setting the table, they’ll claim. Cowering in soiled capri’s more likely the truth. No fear po, po widdle Nazgirls, we’ll make it as fast and as painless as possible for a holocaust.
The Free
heh heh. I was going to start this thread with some sort of quip about how silent game 57 was given how there are so many of the loudmouths in Middle Earth playing in this one game… but Brad… you beat me to it.
Hey Hoarmurath… what you doing? Nobody visiting Osgiliath? The weather is nice and the people are enjoying a patio party. Question is: Is this because they realize they won’t have any parties in a fortnight or two? Or do they know something interesting? Oh… I know… IK is sending troops east to surprise the Northmen coming out of eastern Mordor… Watchout NM!
Speaking of interesting… The Cardolan are very pleased to see such a warm welcome committee of Rhudaur commanders in the open plains. And the Arthedain are also quite excited about the prospects of entertaining Murazor’s hosts in the west. Bon appetite! Enjoy your little feasts, for the famine is upon you both.
Duran… Duran… tsk tsk… sitting at home? what fun. nice warm fire. homemade lemonade. toasted marshmellows. whooaa… what’s that NG army doing there? damn. best laid plans of mice & men…
HA… HA… just give it up. it’s already over.
Anyway, all in all… FP are quite pleased with T1. I’m sure you guys have an equal but, er, “opposite” perspective. <grin>
Dave
You must not’ve looked at all your maps yet. And here I was thinking the same thing about you guys.
Yeah but they’re mostly on your side, are they not? <g>
mostly Drew… mostly
Mahrcared before the Black Gate, “Whiskey for my men and beer for my horses, many shall die before the black ones drag us down. Here’s to death and oblivion, here’s to the songs our kin, forged by our valor. Hail the Ruin of Modor we come for you!”
John, what in carnation are you drinking??? Dave. All was quiet, then you showed up and drew Drew into the fold. For shame, I was somewhat enjoying my 2 line/turn shenanigans.
Open Letter to the DS:
You suck. We’re going to kill you. We don’t care where the armies we can’t see are because, you see, they don’t matter. You don’t matter. Prepare to be embarassed in your soiled little pants to a degree unforseen and never to be repeated. Poo and Poo for Yoo.
The Free
What’s with the attitudes…??? Lucky for both of you Wade and I aren’t doing the newsletters anymore… Now, no more getting along and shove the reasonable maturity to the background for a few weeks/months, will you? We have a war to wage here, innocents to slaughter, rape and enslave. Cities to burn to the ground, friends turned enemies to insult and degrade. We don’t have any neutrals to blame for all that ails us, so it’s either the Enemy or the Woodmen. Choose your target and let loose fully!
The Free
Whiskey, as I understood him, unless he’s a horse.
What is up with all of the attention that the Woodmen have received? Jumping on undefended WM popcens. How sporting. Bullies…
Hey did you ever hear the joke about the hunter who went bear hunting but did not bring along a gun that was “big enough.” Murazor and Khamul look to be a little “short handed” at 2406 and 2613.
You read too much into things. This will be your downfall. I’ve diplomed extensively with the Eothraim leadership… More akin to Elves than Men, their Lords anyway. Might there be a Raspberry JD cooler on the market? That might work…
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Young diver, I heard the one about the punter who went hore bunting… short and handed played prominant roles in that one as well, and while I dare say it’s likely inappropriate on this forum, it’s probably equally accurate…
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When you take into account both 2405 and 2406, wouldn’t you say Angmar’s boyz have plenty of “hands” to get the job done…hmmm?
We’re into project management over here, you can keep scurrying about getting jobs done, no problem.
The Free
Cow hands yes, and more to the point ‘hooves.’ And congrats on taking 2405. I can’t wait to climb up 2305 and play patty-cake, round 2.:fork:
Since the DS are counting hooves and hands with equal value, how many hands do you see at 2715? I guess the more important question from the FP is how many DS knives do you have. I think you are short handed, again. Knives, however, that is a different count.:stab:
Wow, I do not know when I have seen Mirkwood cleaned out so thoroughly, so soon.:bash: Come back, Wodurishak, come back!!!
Sauron likes the cold, northern woods, says a little birdie. He certainly cares not for Harad or Dol Guldor. Barely a month and it’s a Noldo snooze-fest there, not to mention the “should I stay or should I go now??” Rhudaur. Masters of the Plains? Dwarf, natch. Yes folks, 2 runs at “which way should I go?” guesswork and the servants are playing it nice and safe. They’re gonna take Osgiliath next, dont’cha know?
The Free
Sadly Osgiliath residents now realize that the patio parties have come to an end. Was fun while it lasted. hic urp
Cross posting, cross posting…I brought it over here.
I’m glad you think we are oh for one, 'cause we’re not. You don’t really think we tried to buy that food, do you…?
LOL Drew…
I can’t judge your intent. I just can observe your actions. you guys bought the food but the price didn’t rise. Seems like a failed buy-out by a normal definition. You can call it something else if you like… <grin> OK, so maybe you need to feed those SW Mordor starting LR & CL cav that are MIA and wandering around laying down camps… Nice of you to keep paying them as they wander. I guess feeding them is a priority also… Will be interesting to see where they show up? Rhun? CO? somewhere even more interesting?