The ryhmes are great, if only you had a reason to sing, 
Take a break, it was the âWeekend of the Dawgâ
ReallyâŚ? Youâre celebratingâŚ??? Man, perspective really is interestingâŚ
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, now why pray tell do you think it was the dogs weekend? His army is exactly where it was meant to be.
Now call my bluff and I will save the email on the subject post game how much do you want to bet on it?
Perspective is indeed interesting.
Feeling the pinch on the gold front are we?
Look I know the dog is just feeling he needs to help the CL but he will suffer the same fate, just frustration time indeed.
When all else fails resort to misdirection, do we believe that on turn 6 you managed to use an agent and its made you happy?
Tut tut
âWeekend of the Dawgâ = âFatherâs Dayâ LOL
Fatherâs DayâŚeither I just do it myself like usual or Iâm stuck cleaning up/repairing everything afterwardsâŚI canât wait for them to be old enough to either forget or leave it to a card, less expensive for allâŚ
The older they get, the more money they ask for, LOL
As long as they donât break anything, Iâm willing to pay for such âprotectionââŚ
So who are you guys paying in this game to get the luck of the rolls??? LOL
Sadly if you have ever played me you will know my entire game is based on the concept I will get lucky.
However one may at some point ask the question is it all luck or something else that has cursed you.
Your lucks been pretty poor and its hard to say its not costing you so far.
Sadly its not fathers day here, so I see your new tactic is to talk about things that make no sense to me and try and confuse me!
Darn the dogs dead and I was looking forward to taking your money. My heavy cav and the dogs whose going to win I wonder!
Darn shame about all the woodmen Cav. 
Best 10k worth of Gondorian gold I ever spent.
Hmmmmmm me thinks you cannot tell who are the northmen and who are the woodmen?
Now you see thats your problem, you need specs for your scouts! Or maybe the bush juice is to strong and they cannot tell them apart?
All those humans look the same to them?
One at a time now please The dog has to have his day first before we get to frosty.
Toasty, frosty and co all want to come play with me, the CL is mighty upset with me his sending around the boys to sort me out!
May I expend my deepest regrest to the Dragon Lord, in my defence I can only say my scouts cannot read and we where looking for the CL. All those Lords all look the same to me in the darkness.
Now I see why you are so upset and have emptied Mordor to come play with me to.
Jihadenough I am off to my mates funeral and steal his gold has spun all those dark servant a yarn and now look at them all coming to play with me.
So dead again Dragon Lord brave enough to stick a head up and deny your dead again?
Come on you may get me to believe it though we are about to find out this go anyway for sure so lets see if you are brave enough to ruin your reputation, darn they all lie those dark servants so that wont work.
Have I upset the CL so much his run off and sent his minions after me and they are not to hot either? Well service will be the same next go to I am just waiting for the first agent to top themselves.
Apart from the naughtiness in the NE darn its going to be another intersting turn!
Well I still think its a good game myself as its coming along and though I feel nice and safe still, its still anyones game to win or lose as both sides can turn the tide still with a few good turns.
I am enjoying it myself how about the dark side?
Are times really this hard that the dark side cannot find the time to try and grind me down?
Well for those of you watching here is a update from the good side on things:
CL had a prety poor run of luck and his agents have been killed or injured. Not done muchto date bar chop the DL character for goodies
BS Well pottering away so will leave him to it.
IK Gone mad on gold stealing, must have been a banker in another life.
FK I thought he was into real estate the way he was collecting it but seems to have got it all wrong leaving it so that we can get back his ill gotten gains. Must be hard times to have to throw all those troops up north and leave oz undefended.
DogL well his being the dog he is to early to tell what his made of, but I HOPE ITS SOFT AND MUSHY.
WK Been a bit easy to date but then his been very defensive and we are only just about to smash him up as our pinning armies have worked a treat.
RHU Not sure it was the wisest moment to send that army off as at home it had a better shot of holding the line but we shall see. Can he afford all the troops he has with so few pop centres we shall see.
Harad Not a lot to say as not done much but get bashed as down to 3 MT AND town.
QA Well the loss of all bar his cap and one camp of his strating pop centres has to hurt.
DarkL Looks sneaky but is he as sneaky as the Dogggy.
LR Dont ask me what his armies are up to as I have not got a clue, just carry on and let us burn all your camps, it has to hurt you at some point.
Dragon Lord Scalped him myself and thats has to hurt!
Mind you touching up our one nation was a bit naughty, best play by half so far but you know we have to reply now dont you.
To those I have left out does it matter!
But all in all we have a northmen untouched, a eo who has lost a camp, NG who has lost almost all his east side river holdings, a woodmen who has lost a town and got it back as a camp and a sindar who has lost a village.
Now the dark side have lost the dragon lord, all north hard two towns in south harad and all the qa starting pops bar the cap and a camp. Rhue has two mt and a camp and town and the wk is down to 3mt and a village and camp and town.
Oh well lets see who is winning next go shall we.
Darn they have all gone into hiding, the secret hypnotic message has done for them. Where is the fun in that.
Looking forward to the next go as one really wants to see if the loss of that bronze and the steals will break the Rhu next.
At least take a break over the weekends, LOL Out of the 12 Nation statements made above, 1 is true, 2 possible but for next turn, and thatâs all you get, LOL
But have you not noticed I never take a break, with the tick tock of that non stop clock and the grind you down, show you no mercy, beat you off the park approach.
But hey if you where flush with gold then the Dragon would be alive and the CL would not be stabbing him. Well that character is not ours and yes you know we are tracking him and a few other agents.
If my death is coming I at least want to know about it in advance.
Hey its not about what you say but what you dont say as well as how you say it.
So not going to confess if the FK was a banker and had have a fire sale due to a crash in property prices when word reached him of those big fleets on the way.
Come on be up front about it, keep telling me the DL is not dead, let him stick his head up. You know if his not, then killing his charcters and popping his camps and some of the other bits you did are the best snowjob I have seen in the game. So I will either ride you hard or congratulate you quite shortly.