Game 622

Welcome to Game 622!

Eldacar checking in, looking for friendlies and neutrals! To Castimir and crew: buy some lube, this is gonna hurt!

Lets go get my crown back,

Eldacar, aka Mike

I’m only looking for those willing to support Gondor. The Real Rulers of Gondor are ready to defend the people and make sure every citizen is free to live without fear, of “Lube”. I suspect “buy some lube, this is gonna hurt” is a threat of pain from some perverted dark corner of the realm intended to inspire fear. There is no fear or pain for those in the right when the true natter of the hour is victory and the rightful claim to the rule of Gondor. The battle is at hand, we look forward to hearing from those whose ears are unclogged of wax the enemies of freedom spew to obfuscate reason. “Buy some Lube”, I would suggest the enemies of Gondor buy some tombs, far to the east as possible because even they will not be allowed to rest, in time.

Castamir

They should be burried in the west. The east belong to us. Rhovanium included of course. We dont want any dirty infidel corpses in our holy earth.

Kill the “blondies” and their basters(Eldacar)!

Hitlum aka Sverre

And btw Heil Castamir! Thank you very much for Rhovanium! We will settle and living in peace with Gondor. After a minor cleaning operation of course. Jihad!
Hitlum/Sverre

It appears that Castimir’s inbred family tree is getting to him, he seems to think he’s the rightful heir! Bastard? I’ve seen your family tree, at least none of my forebears were getting busy with their sisters and cousins.

Have at you hithlum scum! We’ll be trampling on your corpses soon enough. You we dont even offer lube. No quarter and no surrender.

Well noone will acuse your father for marrying a close relative. Quite contrary. Your mother is a rhovanian woman! That is one major reasson why you lost power I assume. You wasnt concidered worthy to be king of Gondor. Castamir is the real King of Gondor. You Eldacar are not only a hitlumfobic, but also a looser.

Hitlum(Sverre

Thousands of kinsmen lives are at stake and as in cases when one has the weaker argument Eldacar resorts to personal attacks. It saddens me to see a once respected Lord of Gondor fall so low. Men of Gondor who feel beholden to Elsacar should consider the lack of honor demonstrated and join me to put a quick end to this dispute. Otherwise the bloodshed will be on your hands along with Eldacar which can only serve to drain the realm of its blood and treasure and weaken us before our enemies. Enemies like the treacherous Elves who have unknown goals and seek out men to do their bidding as I suspect we may find is the case here. If this is the case the realm will know what has occurred if the Elven pirates arrive on our shores to sack our towns and villages and slaughter our people. Then we will see not only the misguided judgment but the treason against Gondor perpetrated by the likes of Eldacar and his followers. I beseech you men of Gondor, open your eyes and make your decision for the fate of all we love and know hangs in the balance.

Castamir

Hello, my name is Aldarmir. You have insulted my father. Prepare to die.

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And as always… =)

LOL, Exactly! The inbreeding has even given Castimir 6 fingers…

“Report!” Castamir

“Spear, armor and mount deliveries are on schedule. Knight training is going well, father.” Casteher

“The fleets have made trials, father” Castarion

“The specialists are in place, my love.” Murabeth

“Good, you know your assignments, let it commence.” Castamir

So why is he in power and not you?

Thats just it, then isnt it? Its one thing to claim a throne, another thing to keep it. We’ll only know if he wins that struggle at the other end of this war.

AHH, here we have it, out of Eldacars own mouth. Might makes right, the will of the citizens of Gondor matters not. Eldacar would impose his will on the free people of Gondor with his foreign hordes regardless of what the free people of our realm desire. I and all those committed to Gondor are committed to defending the people of our realm against this pretenders aggression and tyranny. We must unite against the lies and deceit Eldacar and his supporters, who are the enemies of Gondor, and beat them back to the horse stables whence they came.

Death to the would be tyrant Eldacar.

Castamir

He has kept it in 10 years …

Eldacar the Tyrant? As your ally has noted, you do CURRENTLY hold the throne. Castimir holds sway over his kingdom with the gold and influence that buys him. Eldacar has neither, those drawn to his cause serve out of loyalty, love, and hope of a better tomorrow. Methinks this is not the sign of a tyrant.

Do I smell propoganda?

“What no reports? Send out riders to find out what’s happened. Those responsible will pay with their lives.” Castamir

“Ahem!” A figure in the shadows whispers.

“Oh Ya. I mean patients is in order at times like these. It’s probably some plot by Eldacar and his Elf masters .” Castamir

Hitlums hate to wait. If the reports do not come soon then we will have to execute some innocent pesants or something just to have something to do

Hmmm, maybe there’s a strategy here. If we deny you a fight long enough, perhaps you will kill your own nation instead of our?

Yeah right. Just stay where you are and do nothing and see what happens. You are welcome

Stay where we are? Surely the Hithyfolk know that this is the time of year that cavalry migrates south for the warmer weather. And oh look, here comes a veritable ARMY of tourists!

I hope your peasants don’t mind that they’re not bringing a lot of gold with them, but they DO have quite a bit of bronze and steel to trade… Make them comfortable, won’t you? If you’re very nice, they won’t stay long.