Calm down Khamul we have seen you:D
Yes some agent was trainning in one of your PC but you are so stingy what he got does not even covers for the cost of his training
:rolleyes:
Hallas of Cardolan
Well look here I wantssssss my payment and no mistake a Dragon Lord is not nice when upset.
Oh and is that all you could muster to take me out I will eat them and make no mistake.
Dragon Lord
Hi all,
Just to let you know I have a Dragon on one off my towns called Klyaxar. So the Dragons are here and its just turn 4.
yummy more of them for my tummy
Dragon Lord
Oh I do say can I be so lucky that you wont refuse me in challange, again?
Ops did the naughty WK upset your plans with that surprise tactic?
Remember pointy you are leaving in a body bag and toeless you are next, shame you fell into my trap
Dragon Lord
Amroth and his tropps flounced into Dol Guldur like an army of Laurence Llewelyn Bowens
“Don’t much care for the decoration in here, all those severed heads - so First Age don’t you think.”
Don’t worry Khamul, they are just a ruse.
Oh and indeed Mr verbose Dragon Lord, there was indeed a poor thief stealing from you (though I doubt the pitiful amount stolen broke even your bank)
Problem is of course is that the agent is quite capable of stealing gold, but do you think he is capable of more yet?
Like stealing an artifact from under your very nose
This coming turn
Hmmm, which one I wonder?!
Amroth & Co
Painters and Decorators to the stars
I wonder if you have the courage to try?
As always a side wager?
I say this unto you oh dead one
No way are you going to steal any arties of me and further more you are about to join my collection.
Oh bluff ally ou like but I know who my money is one?
Make my day 10,000 gold on the outcome?
and you only have to wager 5000 in return see I have given you odds?
If poker is your game I have a hot one ready for you and believe me you will be experiencing it first hand.
Do I look scared? you should be
Oh boys come and play with me I await you at GG and have a nice little toy for you
Dragon Lord
Now pointy I had thought to retire and not have to smack your botty but hey you dont pay up and then come to my home and expect to live.
You know I am home so will you dance the dance with me?
As it is you are pine box material so why not risk it?
Do I have you scared?
Have I ever not done that which I said I would and offered you the option of gambling with me?
Cry not for yourself for toeless is next and him I will enjoy
Oh boys still think you can take GG, how many times I have to bounce you off me to show you the error of your ways?
Tut tut now I will just have to do it all again you will be sorry you ever walked that mountain path and the decay of your dead must be so interesting.
Dragon Lord
Draglo,
you mention a surprise tactic from the WK what tactic and no surprise he has done what was expected. All his troops would have been caught if that wasn’t for a an error in entering the orders.
Some people think you are gone but I know better you are still trying to pull a fast one on us.
Soon Khamul the real challenge should come you and I face to face if the other FP leave something for me 
Hallas of Cardolan
Oh but were it true that we could face one another across the field of battle.
Alas it is not to be but our spirit lives on sure in the knowledge it was a merry time and we ate more heads than you
Dragon Lord
Where is everybody? Even the big mouth of the Dragon
Lord is closed or almost. Did somebody put a stake through his hearth or what, no it only works with Vampires:mad:
What happen to you Cloudy did my remarks offend you? Since I made this remark to you I make double sure there is as little shadow around me as possible:p
WK are you still in with us, oh! right that must be humiliating to have been defeated by a goat herder don’t woory i predict more humiliations in your next future:D
And there was another DS the only one in the group that wrote long and funny message, where did he disappeared to;)
Hallas the Great
Leader of Cardolan:D
Oh I am just in a huff that you stitched me over my payment and sent the boys around instead.
Dragon Lord
Oh I know I have been napping in my tower but what goat herder stiifed the WK?
He told me he slew many score you you for no loss in challange but hey maybe his description was wrong, who did he kill?
Who killed him its news to me and hell if I know where the poet went though we do tend to kill them over on this side.
Seems I missed far to much in my sleep want to enlighten me
Dragon Lord
Hey goat boy, I’m still here and whats more I’ve lost how many pops??
So you have thousands of sheep loving peasants camped out on my doorstep, why they keep moving around and not fighting?
Want to stack the odds a bit further in your direction?
Just wait til I’m out numbered 20-1 you might have a chance then.
Like the way you dont refuse challenge though, bet Argeleb sleeps well on a night, the Lord of the Nazgul has a little surprise for him:-)
Murazor, ruler of half of Arnor, already!
I think the good guys need to learn from us and kill the messanger
Oh I still have more pop centres than I started with, mind you so does the WK, what have I missed that makes you think we are doing badly?
More to the point where is my gold and how come you have not stiffed the chief Naz agreed
Dragon Lord
Now Witchypoo! you know his name. Pelendur did get the mesure of your Ashtray Zalg And watch this turn. Poison Ivy will poison himself. Rogrog will get his teeth kicked in Ulrack will get the beating of his life and this is only the beginning You will loose so much in the upcoming turns that it won’t be funny anymore. Enjoy while you can
Must I remind you of 2004 and 2405:o
Now to you Draglo you better do what we paid you to do we receive copy of the WK attack plan but we need the others too;)
Hallas of Cardolan
Light of the West
Ooohh, big words from such a little man, sorry goat.
Sure you got enough troops to take that great big town of mine?
Hey, I was thinking of selling Eldanar anyway, it really has gone to the dogs, so this way there is no agents fee, everyones a winner:-)
Murazor, thinking of investing in yet more Arthedain real estate.
Well pay up and its yours
Why you want to know how he is going to kill you, or so he tells me though, is beyond me
Dragon Lord
So as it was written did it come to pass that Osric and Amroth now adorn the walls of my beloved Capital.
What a fine collection I now have please send more as I will be waiting with the same boys next time with the same result.
Please tell me how many friends are coming and will make arrangements for them to.
Anyone want a good head I told you I would collect quite a few, ouch now do not tell me that did not hurt?
To those men at sea let me say this, ouch caught, it is going to hurt as I pay my debts and I wil be seeing you and those lovely men in the open.
Oh Trader I know that hurts and wait until you see what else we have in store for you.
Shiny I did not forget you I will be back.
Not so shiny you lost or what need me to guide you home?
Goaty boy I told you to pay up I will tan your hide and sell that.
Pointy oh you I am not finshed with by a long chalk so wait and see and of did your aagnet jump inot my camp with the view to stealing?
Deary me I told you, once to often now you best pray for only your god can help you now for I wont be.
Want me to name him and tell you where he is and what I am going to do to him?
I am bigger than you and oh dear did you see our agent waiting there for you?
What no challange option and oh can you see us?
Steal of me indeed told you it was all yellow down the back.
Shorty and toeless your dead meat you just do not know it yet, want me to tell you how and when?
How many dead characters was that as you know I cannot count but my belly is very full?
Dragon Lord
My pointy friend did you really think Elrohir would escape my wrathe for to attack me is to die.
I will simple notch another skull to my wall, oh deep joy how many pointies can I kill in one go.
I must admit its not me who is about to do one of you though my pit bull is waiting for you.
Oh how Amroth scoffed as we told him he was about to die, but as like the long list before him, he sits on my wall and smiles the sleep of the dead.
Oh Esgorath I hear you wail as it falls before us and oh which nice little chap shall we challange, but that you wil have to guess for its not me and he does not like to tell.
Bain my short friend did you think you could hide from me I await your challange for I enjoy the taste of short chaps.
I will be issuing want to know who with I dont mind telling you as long as you dotn hide and will even tell you my exact stats to give you a chance to.
Goaty your head is about to join my walls have you any last wish before you die?
To those dark backstabbing sailors you know your fate so I wont taunt you at all.
Now I have a few other tricks up my sleeve want to know them to?
Oh not another defeat for the boys at my capital, can you take any more?
Dragon Lord (Lord off all he sees)